Author Topic: I had my first cheeseburger today. (Read 4136 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Aug 29, 2007, 06:00:10 PM »

As in ever. Really. I guess it tasted okay.

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 29, 2007, 07:39:00 PM »

Had you had a hamburger before?

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 30, 2007, 05:09:06 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 29, 2007, 07:39:00 PM

Had you had a hamburger before?

I remember that she always ordered plain hamburgers.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 30, 2007, 08:32:44 AM »

Now, a cheeseburger is only as good as the place that makes it. The real question, then, is where did you get it at?

Personally I only eat Home-made cheeseburgers where I can get a good half-inch thick meat patty, and then put whatever kind of cheese I want, such as pepperjack, monterey, or sharp cheddar.

Though I must admit there is something pretty awesome about a Bleu Cheeseburger from the Creekside Cafe....

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 30, 2007, 09:51:22 AM »

Cheeseburgers are yummy. I think I want one now.

Shipley · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 30, 2007, 11:02:02 AM »

I'm having a hot dog right now. i wish it was a hamburger.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 30, 2007, 12:31:56 PM »

Quote from: Shipley on Aug 30, 2007, 11:02:02 AM

I'm having a hot dog right now. i wish it was a hamburger.

If you imagine hard enough, it will be.

Shipley · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 30, 2007, 12:34:17 PM »

wishing doesn't make it so.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 30, 2007, 03:11:08 PM »

Whether you be a smaller specimen not able to wrap your chops around it, a vegetarian who doesn't like eating what you were put on earth to eat, or a finicky kid who doesn't like tomato, I pity you and all others who are not able to enjoy Burger King's Ultimate Double Whopper. A sammich so good you can name your penis after it.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 30, 2007, 03:43:34 PM »

Quote from: TM2 Rampage on Aug 30, 2007, 05:09:06 AM

Quote from: IDE on Aug 29, 2007, 07:39:00 PM
Had you had a hamburger before?
I remember that she always ordered plain hamburgers.

Yup. A few years ago, I actually graduated to lettuce and tomatoes. But I still won't eat it with mustard, onions, or pickles. Disgusto. And I sometimes dip it in ketchup but don't prefer ketchup or mayo on my actual burger because it soggies up the bread.

And I bought it at school. I ordered my usual dry burger with lettuce and tomato only and the guy's head was in a completely different dimension. He must've asked me two times if I wanted cheese on it and I still got a cheeseburger with a pickle in it. I was in a hurry and there were no sauces on it (that's the deal breaker) so I just said "fuck it", chucked the pickle, and ate the rest.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 30, 2007, 09:05:57 PM »

Like a month ago I was frying a bison burger with an egg(second time in my LIFE I was frying something) and some oil jumped into my eye

I think that's God's way of saying I shouldn't cook

Merla · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 30, 2007, 09:16:53 PM »

Quote from: Shipley on Aug 30, 2007, 11:02:02 AM

I'm having a hot dog right now. i wish it was a hamburger.

Why am I thinking of breaded shipley?!?

Shipley · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 30, 2007, 10:00:20 PM »

because its delicious, beer battered, and with a creamy center.

IDE · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 30, 2007, 11:27:19 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2007, 09:05:57 PM

I think that's God's way of saying I shouldn't cook

Or that you're destined to spend your life having hot liquids shot into your eyes. Bison burgers are delicious though. If you eat enough of them you get marshall bravestar's powers.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 31, 2007, 08:06:18 AM »

Hasn't the mighty bison suffered enough!?

Is there anything Peruvians don't eat!?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 31, 2007, 05:04:04 PM »

Monkey brains!

I really don't taste any difference between bison burgers and beef burgers. They are all the same!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 31, 2007, 08:03:41 PM »

Venison burgers are nummy. I had some this weekend.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 31, 2007, 09:37:41 PM »

I wasn't sure if anyone ate monkey brains for real so I looked up...and it's true.

Also:

Quote

Similar delicacies from around the world include Mexican tacos de sesos made with cattle brain as well as squirrel brain in the US South.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 01, 2007, 09:10:55 PM »

Huevos rancheros are actually squirrel balls.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 02:34:01 AM »

First ever?

Dumb.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 12:55:09 PM »

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

4 all ur cheezburger needz.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:11:10 PM »

Quote from: MegatronYES on Sep 21, 2007, 02:34:01 AM

First ever?

Dumb.

Why? It's not like I went on to regret all those years and slices of cheese uneaten.

Merla · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:18:44 PM »

Hey how come you never ate them in the first place?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:37:35 PM »

I'm guessing some Mayor McCheese related trauma. We may have a lawsuit here.

Rama · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:38:49 PM »

Well when a giant keeps yelling "EAT MY HEAD!!!!" there is bound to be some long term effects.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:57:36 PM »

They just looked kinda gross to me. Like how pizza and enchiladas look gross.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 04:00:29 PM »

Which all have cheese!

I think this calls for hypnotism.

IDE · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 04:02:13 PM »

Hmm...

and how does bergina look to you?

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 04:20:11 PM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2007, 04:00:29 PM

Which all have cheese! I think this calls for hypnotism.

But I like mac and cheese, and rice with cheese, and cheesecake.

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 04:25:02 PM »

So it's like melted stringy cheese you don't like?