mega dick!?

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Tacitus well calleth them), to him,

Now at first this appears to be yet another penis enlargement spam.  But look closely at the start and the end.  This is clearly a message from some dark plane of magical powet.  Apparently I am the avatar of the dark God Nerges and someone is trying to contact me.  Perhaps to warn me about Tacitus, one of the roman soldiers who crucified christ and is now cursed to walk the planes forever.  This tacitus character may be trying to assemble an army of giant throbbing cocks to assault my heavenly realm! 

Well this affront will not go unanswered! As soon as my powers manifest themselves on the prime material plane I'm going to put an end to this Tacitus!  Immortal though he be he is still a mere man! The wrath of Nerges is nothing to be trifled with!

[Wickedly Yours E]

....Nerges will beat you to death.
With his mega dick.

[B E C K]

I say we set Lorena Bobbit loose and just be done with this entire matter.

[Faye Valentine]

I'll never understand how there are pornstars that can have sex with guys with enormous penises. I mean, the depth of the hoohah is like 5 inches, so where the rest go?!?!?!

[ChelseySuzie]

There's actually a vortex in the uterus.

Mega dick sounds like a title you'd give to a guy who is.. well.. a mega dick.

[Rama]

I'll never understand how there are pornstars that can have sex with guys with enormous penises. I mean, the depth of the hoohah is like 5 inches, so where the rest go?!?!?!

The Phantom Zone. Where is plots it's escape with General Zod.

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Actually it goes into sub-space.  If you look closely at optimus prime's trailer you'll notice all the dents my dick made.

[The D]

*bangs head against wall due to creepy dick conversation*

[IDE]

what?! You've subjected yourself to pictures of chopped up penises and mangled aborted fetuses...well I guess if you didn't bitch about it you wouldn't be you.

[B E C K]

Actually it goes into sub-space.  If you look closely at optimus prime's trailer you'll notice all the dents my dick made.

[MegatronYES]

Oh, I thought this thread was about me.

*leaves*

[B E C K]

Oh, I thought this thread was about me.

In which sense, I wonder.

[MegatronYES]

En nombre, puta.

[B E C K]

As in you are one?  Sí.  Sí!

[MegatronYES]

No tu eres.