I pretty much type out my biggest portions of rage here. I love being able to come to my own board and post shit like "fuckity fuck fuck" and not have to worry about hurting some douche's feelings or appealing to someone's Disney-level Full House-style sensibilities.
Why do you think I bitch here so much. And yet you complain about my bitchiness.

These other boards are filled with pussies and deserve invasion. I'm seriously pondering doing just that by offering them up at the /i/ board at 420-chan.
DO EEET!
Let's close their fucking pool!
No no no. If I did that, then I'd just be proving them right. They'd say "See, he posted about 4chan and now they invaded! We were right!" You don't attack right away. You spend some time planning and plotting, and wait a little bit, and once you've crafted your master plan, and when their guard is down and they're thinking everything's going to be okay... you attack.
Well, first off, in reply to Nuri, of course I know that whoever owns the board makes the rules, even if that sounds like an iron-fisted rule type of thing. But I was just commenting on the fact they were so afraid of an invasion that the mere mention of the image board caused any topics to be locked. I just consider that being a bunch of giant pussies.
And the story goes on.
I forgot the golden rule: Don't piss off the moderators.
This board's a board full of people in different geeky fandoms, like anime, cars, comics, hell even furry I think, and it's for people local to Detroit so I know some of the people personally.
In one thread, I posted a link to some anime stuff. The same moderator was like "Warn people before you post a link to that kind of crappy shit." So I ask him if he means that anime is shit. He goes on this whole triad about how anything related to the anime/manga fandom is crap, and said a few things were shit, and so on. So I told him that "Look, you're a geek too. We're all the kind of people who were bullied and beat up in high school for having Transformers lunchboxes. Every one in here has their own fandom(s) they're into. Stop going on like anime sucks, when I could just turn around and say everything you're into sucks as well. To each their own, dammit." I was a bit more snarky than that, but you get the idea.
The 4chan bit was going on around the same time. When I got back to the board, I said "fine, if you don't want me posting about 4chan, I won't." But while I was in the chat room (none of the mods or admins were there), I said that the admins were acting like pussies for being afraid of a 4chan invasion.
I was banned a second time. To add insult to injury, the same mod who a) locked my 4chan thread, b) called anime shit, decided to
delete every single one of my posts and threads on the board, including threads that had multiple pages. He left one thread I had started alone, a music thread, but he erased my first message. Vindictive little bitch ain't he? He said it had nothing to do with the anime argument, and everything to do with me talking shit about them in the chat room. Since they weren't there in the chat, someone snitched.
Golden rule #2: don't talk about the mods behind their back. Some ass will go and tell them what you said.
The owner of the board is considering letting me back in eventually, but he's roommates with that mod so who knows.