And JUST when you think you've heard it all...

[Faye Valentine]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6954728.stm


 

[B E C K]

Argh, Jesus Christ.  And it was a birthday present, too.

[IDE]

Sheila the great!

[B E C K]

More like "Sheila the old and frail".  I know there's some joke here somewhere about the straw that broke the camel lover's back, but I can't quite bring it forth.

[Rama]

I think it might involve the camel's "hump."

[B E C K]

"Now that's a dry hump."  Hmmm.  No, that's not working for me.

[Firebird1]

You think they would of seen what it was doing to the goat as evidence to.. oh how do I put this....


Find the camel a new home!

[B E C K]

Well I'd imagine they'd have to seeing as the owner's dead.  The poor goat.  It reminds me of this movie I saw about two Indian lesbian wives called "Fire".  A minor part of the plot is that some dude that works for the family goes off to masterbate in front of the mute old grandmother.  And the grandmother tries and tries to communicate what's happening.  She had this little bell she uses and she rings it and shakes her head but no one knows what she means.  That goat is the old woman.  That bell must've been ringing for hours.

[ChelseySuzie]

Well I'd imagine they'd have to seeing as the owner's dead.  The poor goat.  It reminds me of this movie I saw about two Indian lesbian wives called "Fire".  A minor part of the plot is that some dude that works for the family goes off to masterbate in front of the mute old grandmother.  And the grandmother tries and tries to communicate what's happening.  She had this little bell she uses and she rings it and shakes her head but no one knows what she means.  That goat is the old woman.  That bell must've been ringing for hours.

Wtf??

[B E C K]

Firstly, did you read the article because it mentions the camel tried getting its mack on with a goat.  I then equated this to a scene in a movie where an old woman rings a bell for help by implying the goat was also ringing a bell for help when the camel attempted coitus.  I then implied that the camel tried this for hours at a time, many times, with the goat continuously ringing the bell in vain like the old woman in the movie did.

[Rama]

It needs pudding to be a really great flick.

[B E C K]

It wasn't really great, not even with reasonably hot Indian lesbians and a Chinese chick.  I gave it three out of five stars in Netflix.  That's "liked it" not "hated it", "didn't like it", "really liked it", or "loved it".  I don't think a dump truck of pudding would've helped.

[Rama]

All good indie flicks about homosexual relationships have to have pudding. It's like a rule!

[B E C K]

Male homosexual ones do, such as "Eating Out" and "Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds".

[Rama]

I would think a movie titled "Eating Out" would be tailor made for a Lesbian film.

[B E C K]

You would think so, but the synopsis and the cover art depict dudes.

[Rama]

Clearly a misdirection of creative vision.

[B E C K]

Clearly.

[Faye Valentine]

Clearly a misdirection of creative vision.

Lol!