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My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« on: Aug 12, 2007, 03:12:50 AM »
We've been feeding this stray cat for a while now and we nicknamed her Lily.  Well we see "her" lying down on the neighbor's porch and from the view of a large pair of balls we were getting, it turns out she's a dude.  My total bad!  :stickdance:
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #1 on: Aug 12, 2007, 10:51:55 AM »
I was reading with rapt attention. ANd almost misspelled Rapt with Rape. Which would've been so very wrong.
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #2 on: Aug 12, 2007, 08:42:26 PM »
You sick fuck!!
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #3 on: Aug 13, 2007, 08:31:36 AM »
I'm sorry! I was channeling Doug for a minute!!! FORGIVE ME!
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #4 on: Aug 13, 2007, 03:44:04 PM »
At the very least, "Lily" appears to be of age. :joe:
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #5 on: Aug 13, 2007, 04:05:30 PM »
Dude looks like a lady.
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #6 on: Aug 13, 2007, 04:11:01 PM »
Oh my God, that must have been the most embarassing moment of your life.
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #7 on: Aug 14, 2007, 03:30:33 AM »
I know!  I just thank Gawd cats don't possess the powet of speech!  I'm just gonna go ahead, be who I am and continue feeding her even though he has balls.  Winners don't do drugs.
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #8 on: Aug 14, 2007, 08:12:38 AM »
I gotcha beat.
I lent a customer a quarter for the lockers about forty five minutes before I checked out of work.
So I'm about ready, look at the lockers to see if the quarter was there, and I assumed the woman was gone and so was my quarter.
Me: "Gah. Wench stole my quarter! The Wench!"
Wench in Question: "No, I'm right here."
Turns out she was in line and came up behind me to get said quarter.
A little embarassing.
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #9 on: Aug 14, 2007, 11:36:23 AM »
Help control the pet population. Have your cats spayed or neutered.
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #10 on: Aug 14, 2007, 10:31:24 PM »
Mine are spayed and indoors.  This one isn't mine though.  But I don't let hungry animals starve.

Quote from: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 14, 2007, 08:12:38 AM
I gotcha beat.
I lent a customer a quarter for the lockers about forty five minutes before I checked out of work.
So I'm about ready, look at the lockers to see if the quarter was there, and I assumed the woman was gone and so was my quarter.
Me: "Gah. Wench stole my quarter! The Wench!"
Wench in Question: "No, I'm right here."
Turns out she was in line and came up behind me to get said quarter.
A little embarassing.

Where's the gender switch darn it!?
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #11 on: Aug 15, 2007, 06:40:42 AM »
Just call him Lilo and hope you didn't scarred him for the rest of his lives.
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #12 on: Aug 15, 2007, 12:42:31 PM »
He's probably so confused right now.
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #13 on: Aug 15, 2007, 01:17:59 PM »
Lilo as in Lilo & Stitch?  Ironically, I was thinking Lola as in the old Kinks song about the transvestite.   
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #14 on: Aug 16, 2007, 05:25:09 PM »
Call him Leo.
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #15 on: Aug 16, 2007, 09:35:31 PM »
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Aug 15, 2007, 06:40:42 AM
Just call him Lilo and hope you didn't scarred him for the rest of his lives.

The funny thing is we were already doing that, as a nickname to Lily.  Now we just call him Lilo.  I wish I had thought of the Lola thing earlier.
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #16 on: Aug 20, 2007, 08:30:26 PM »
Liliputo?
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Re: My non-drunken, non-party, non-horror non-story.
« Reply #17 on: Aug 21, 2007, 12:33:39 AM »
You want me to call him a puto?
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