Derrick and Tom are a couple... okay not really

[Merla]

Nuri and I were coming from the store and I started freaking out because there was a dead kitten in the road.  Nuri got mad because I made the car go into the other lane.  I told Nuri that it was horrible but I was thankful it was a person.  And then I told her I remembered when Derrick and Tom...and I was like oops that's the same person..  I mean Derrick and Lisa noooo that's not right and Nuri chimed in Kary... thought there as body in the road when some jackass cut off some people and the bumper fell off. 

[IDE]

You were thankful that it wasn't a person?

Personally I'd rather see a dead person in the road than a kitten, but that's just me.

[Derrick]

Especially Cubans.

Yeah, that was a fun spring break. Very... odd.

[B E C K]

I'm kinda torn on whether I would've preferred to have seen a person instead of a kitten or not.  Gwah, it's horrible either way.  I'd rather it'd be a towel that looks like a kitten so we could go "awwww, oh no, it's a poor dead kitten" and then as we pass it by we can clearly see it's a dirty rag that fell out of the back of some Mexican or poor white trash person's pickup truck.  Then we'd laugh.