Author Topic: THIS IS SPARTA! (Read 6579 times)

The D · « **on:** Jul 03, 2007, 12:00:09 PM »

So finally saw the movie 300 yesterday, before the missing backpack incident. I thought I had accidently stumbled into "WWE: The Motion Picture". Or the Republican National Convention, what with all the "Freedom isn't free!", "We're free men fighting for our freedom! (never mind the infacide and conscription and torture and slavery)" bullshit going on in that movie.

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 03, 2007, 03:17:39 PM »

None of that stuff is bullshit. It's just the way life was back then...and the way it should be now. What would you have been doing? Walking around moaning about the human condition while some goat headed persian ran you through with a trident and raped your corpse?

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 03, 2007, 04:36:11 PM »

I haven't seen that movie and probably won't be seeing it. Unless I get to see it for free like "Sin City".

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 04, 2007, 02:07:42 AM »

I wanna see it. I enjoyed the Graphic...So I'd like to see how it turned out.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 04, 2007, 10:51:13 AM »

Twas most excellent.

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 04, 2007, 11:58:59 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Jul 03, 2007, 03:17:39 PM

None of that stuff is bullshit. It's just the way life was back then...and the way it should be now. What would you have been doing? Walking around moaning about the human condition while some goat headed persian ran you through with a trident and raped your corpse?

You do know if you were talking about banging a 18 year old back then... it'd be a dude, right?

IDE · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 04, 2007, 03:53:38 PM »

Those mutant soothsayers we're nailing hot chicks and so would I!

However, If I was talking about banging an 18 yr old back then it would be a 15 yr old.

"She's only 15!"

"15?"

"THIS IS DOUGARTA!"

/kick

Derrick · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 04, 2007, 05:03:40 PM »

Nah, it'll still be boys, unless you don't wanna be a warrior.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 04, 2007, 09:36:30 PM »

I never understood how that was supposed to work out if you weren't down for it.

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 05, 2007, 04:37:52 PM »

You became a farmer.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 05, 2007, 04:40:57 PM »

You just opened a brand new can of worms.

The D · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 05, 2007, 07:32:50 PM »

No movie that comes out nowadays is original, but has been done before.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 06, 2007, 02:52:44 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 05, 2007, 04:40:57 PM

You just opened a brand new can of worms.

Or Sheep.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 06, 2007, 11:33:13 AM »

Last night I dreamed I was walking past a field that a farmer had just finished plowing. The horses had been unharnessed and were running up to the fence, expecting a treat. I When I turned to look at them, they had all changed into girls in frilly red dresses and were running toward the barn where the farmer was shaking a pail of oats.

Maybe you should try farming, IDE.

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 06, 2007, 03:18:29 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Jul 05, 2007, 07:32:50 PM

No movie that comes out nowadays is original, but has been done before.

I heard that was actually a good movie.

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Jul 06, 2007, 11:33:13 AM

When I turned to look at them, they had all changed into girls in frilly red dresses and were running toward the barn where the farmer was shaking a pail of oats.

Maybe you should try farming, IDE.

ONE~! You cut a hole in the pail...

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 06, 2007, 10:58:26 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Jul 05, 2007, 07:32:50 PM

No movie that comes out nowadays is original, but has been done before.

Well it's based on a historic event, so I don't know what kind of originality you were expecting.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 06, 2007, 11:07:19 PM »

From Wikipedia, about 300's box office success:

Quote

Studio executives were surprised by the showing, which was twice what they had expected. They credit the movie's stylized violence, the strong female role of Queen Gorgo which attracted a large number of women to the movie,--

"Strong female"?

Spoiler (hover to show)

The D · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 07, 2007, 05:35:48 PM »

That's just about it.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 10, 2007, 03:08:34 AM »

That's a joke. "u 2 can be teh strong womenz eef u let mens fuck j00!!!231flg," Boo. I bet the only reason most of the supposed "large number of women" that saw that movie went was because they were dragged there by their boyfriends who were probably foaming "Spartaaaaaa" at the mouth. They're probably lying or mistaken on their data concerning women and that movie in the first place.

The D · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 10, 2007, 09:13:37 AM »

Or they wanted to see a bunch of big oiled muscular men run around wearing nothing but a cape and a loin cloth.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 11, 2007, 12:22:18 AM »

Completely negated by grossness.

The D · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 11, 2007, 05:38:20 PM »

Some chicks love the big muscular oiled guy.

Actually, I think MOST chicks like it.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 11, 2007, 11:58:16 PM »

Like always, you completely, utterly, and miserably misinterpret what I've said.