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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #30 on: Jul 03, 2007, 01:49:51 AM »
*Steps away from IDE least not to get hit with the Fire and Brimstone. *
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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #31 on: Jul 03, 2007, 08:42:09 AM »
Too much fair dancing in the blazing sun - it's why I have sunblock in purse and car.  But she's got something under the chassis if she could make Bryan settle down.  His exploits rival yours, IDE.  I'll have to ask if she has a younger sister for you.
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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #32 on: Jul 04, 2007, 02:12:42 AM »
I just explode into flames if I stand in direct sunlight. It's why I only go out at night.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #33 on: Jul 04, 2007, 11:41:07 PM »
I hiss sometimes when I go outside and it's sunny.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #34 on: Jul 05, 2007, 07:56:22 AM »
I go "BLARGH MINE EYES! IT'S ALL TOO REAL!" Then go about mah business.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #35 on: Jul 05, 2007, 04:24:39 PM »
It's so bright. I can see just fine by moonlight...it doesn't have to be like that.


When I was a kid I got some bad sunburns. Like any kid I loved to go swimming, and again like any kid I couldn't be bothered to put sunblock on. And once I got a sunburn on top of a sunburn. I still have a small honeycomb scar on my back from the worst spot of it.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #36 on: Jul 05, 2007, 04:44:13 PM »
EWWWWWWWWWW!!

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #37 on: Jul 05, 2007, 04:56:49 PM »
So your back looked like that?

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I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #38 on: Jul 06, 2007, 03:24:43 AM »
Well a little patch of it about a quater of an inch does. Actually I havn't looked at it awhile it could be mostly healed up now. I use to have a huge scar on my knee where I ripped it open on a bolt, but you can barely see it now, and those two events where close to the same time.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #39 on: Jul 06, 2007, 02:48:26 PM »
Does the knee scar look like a lightning bolt? If so it gives you magical powers.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #40 on: Jul 06, 2007, 03:56:42 PM »
I have never been sunburned.  I heard it sucks though.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #41 on: Jul 06, 2007, 04:10:51 PM »
Does the knee scar look like a lightning bolt? If so it gives you magical powers.

No it's pretty much a straight line...and I guess it has to powet to keep hair from growing there.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #42 on: Jul 06, 2007, 11:10:17 PM »
I have never been sunburned.  I heard it sucks though.

It does.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #43 on: Jul 09, 2007, 11:55:44 PM »
Indeed.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #44 on: Jul 10, 2007, 09:15:51 AM »
I was redder than a tomato after last week. I poured enough aloe on me to fill a bathtub.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #45 on: Jul 11, 2007, 12:49:15 PM »
My dad had an amazing scar on his shin that looked like the meteor crater in Arizona.  On his first day of summer vacation when he was 13, he took a dare and jumped off the roof of a shed into what he thought would be nice soft meadow grass.  No one knew that an anvil was half-buried under the grass.  He hit the edge with his shin, broke the bone and peeled back his leg from right under his knee to halfway down his shin.  He was out of bed and the cast the day before school started again.  :-\
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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #46 on: Jul 11, 2007, 11:51:05 PM »
An ANVIL!?  But the Looney Tunes make those look so hilarious.  Still... that hurts me thinking about it.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #47 on: Jul 12, 2007, 12:42:19 AM »
See, if he'd been a cartoon coyote, he'd have just thrown up a placard that says "GOD DAMN IT" and would have shrugged it off not five seconds later.
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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #48 on: Jul 12, 2007, 02:24:33 AM »
Nah, he would've becoming a little accordian and then have appeared in the next segment with a naked skinny hill between his ears.

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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #49 on: Jul 13, 2007, 11:57:32 AM »
Second scenario is more likely,  In 36 years, I never heard my father utter an expletive any stronger than "nuts!"
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Re: I want something more...
« Reply #50 on: Jul 13, 2007, 01:39:58 PM »
"He would've becoming".  My God.   :nurinono: