Author Topic: Cars are fucking expensive (Read 34963 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #60 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:44:36 PM »

Spread turkey?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #61 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:45:44 PM »

gravy dripping on the giblets?

blanktoe · « **Reply #62 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:47:24 PM »

all of the above and a brown & serve roll.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #63 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:48:28 PM »

with lotsa cranberry sauce?

blanktoe · « **Reply #64 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:50:33 PM »

nah, that shit aint sanitary...

Fiero · « **Reply #65 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:53:58 PM »

What about dressing?

blanktoe · « **Reply #66 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:55:54 PM »

word. I would take seconds.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #67 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:58:59 PM »

Cranberrys are naturally antibacterial, and tasty. You can't have gravy soaked giblets and stuffing all over the place without jellied red stuff.

It's not American.

blanktoe · « **Reply #68 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 09:05:04 PM »

whatever you say man. I aint eating that shit.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #69 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 09:14:56 PM »

You don't have to. It's also natures lubricant.

blanktoe · « **Reply #70 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 09:41:01 PM »

i can get down with that.

Fiero · « **Reply #71 on:** Oct 14, 2004, 07:22:07 AM »

I fucking hate that shit, but I can see it's use as a lubricant.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #72 on:** Oct 14, 2004, 12:13:08 PM »

Cranberries are good for the urinary tract also. Might help with some of those splooge clogs from the other thread.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #73 on:** Oct 14, 2004, 01:37:37 PM »

Of course!

blanktoe · « **Reply #74 on:** Oct 14, 2004, 05:28:38 PM »

but if it's so good for you why doesnt it taste good?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #75 on:** Oct 14, 2004, 09:35:00 PM »

Quote

he means you like having a "dirty thanksgiving" every once in awhile.

hmmm i dont celebrate thanksgiving.i just eat.

Max Con · « **Reply #76 on:** Oct 14, 2004, 09:36:33 PM »

It's funny how the least I ever eat is ON Thanksgiving.

blanktoe · « **Reply #77 on:** Oct 14, 2004, 11:36:50 PM »

Quote

Quote
he means you like having a "dirty thanksgiving" every once in awhile.
hmmm i dont celebrate thanksgiving.i just eat.

I think I'll let tom have this one.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #78 on:** Oct 14, 2004, 11:45:47 PM »

Go ahead.

B E C K · « **Reply #79 on:** Oct 15, 2004, 01:24:48 AM »

Quote

but if it's so good for you why doesnt it taste good?

Because if it tasted good it wouldn't be good for you. =P Turkey is nasty. Even if it's cooked right, it's nasty. You might as well just pour gravy on an old shoe.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #80 on:** Oct 15, 2004, 12:48:03 PM »

Then you never had good turkey.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #81 on:** Oct 15, 2004, 01:00:34 PM »

Animal mortality insurance policies for turkeys have drowning & piling exclusions. If your stupid shit turkeys get scared & all jump in a pile, there's no coverage for the crushed ones at the bottom. Same goes for the ones who stand out in the rain & look up with their mouths open until they drown. That's why turkey makes you sleepy. The dopeyness seeps into the flesh.

blanktoe · « **Reply #82 on:** Oct 15, 2004, 01:10:12 PM »

I think she just called us jive turkeys...

B E C K · « **Reply #83 on:** Oct 16, 2004, 12:26:54 AM »

Quote

Then you never had good turkey.

Probably not. Or maybe turkey really does taste like crap.

Bitch · « **Reply #84 on:** Oct 16, 2004, 12:28:34 AM »

The way my uncle cooks it, it does. He brought some to my grandma's one Thanksgiving and it tasted like essence of grossness.

Fiero · « **Reply #85 on:** Oct 16, 2004, 07:43:04 AM »

Quote

Quote
Then you never had good turkey.
Probably not. Or maybe turkey really does taste like crap.

Have you had cajun fried?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #86 on:** Oct 16, 2004, 05:58:19 PM »

Quote

Quote
Then you never had good turkey.
Probably not. Or maybe turkey really does taste like crap.

No, you just taste like crap. Turkey is wonderliciuos.

B E C K · « **Reply #87 on:** Oct 17, 2004, 09:06:24 PM »

You don't mean that.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #88 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 03:13:00 AM »

Well, you're not white, so you probably don't taste like peanut butter. You probably taste like wheat bread, which is okay.

So yeah, I take it back.

B E C K · « **Reply #89 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 04:45:45 AM »

You don't like peanutbutter?