Author Topic: Cars are fucking expensive (Read 35010 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #30 on:** Oct 10, 2004, 11:43:42 PM »

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Come on, put in an extra 5, and watch Faye join in.
u would do it for free, wouldnt u

You propositioning?

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Oct 11, 2004, 12:17:02 AM »

Yeah, car people always try to rip you off. You don't have any car repairing relatives?

Max Con · « **Reply #32 on:** Oct 11, 2004, 12:28:22 AM »

My brother said he'd give me a car if I got off my ass and got a license.

He has over 15 in his backyard.

The life of a repo man.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Oct 11, 2004, 01:15:38 AM »

Maybe he should get together with that asdfghj chap. If they mate, they might produce another car.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #34 on:** Oct 11, 2004, 09:44:44 AM »

I'm thinking about a charming, fuel-efficient Toyota Echo around bonus time (don't laugh - my 30-mile round trip commute is considered almost in the neighbothood for Houston) and will probably keep the 79 Zephyr at my sister's for a community spare car. Funny that out of all the family member cars, it's been the most reliable. Kinda cheeses my brother when I have to pick him up at work because his 2004 Audi is lounging in the shop AGAIN.

The D · « **Reply #35 on:** Oct 11, 2004, 12:18:21 PM »

The only car repairing relative in my family now is living it large in the deserts of Arizona. He's the one I went to visit.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Oct 12, 2004, 11:35:57 PM »

Go rescue him and maybe he'll reward you with free repairs.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #37 on:** Oct 12, 2004, 11:55:53 PM »

Or free oral sex from Faye's Peruvian father.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #38 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 04:18:41 AM »

God fuck shit, Tom! :angry:

Fiero · « **Reply #39 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 07:41:30 AM »

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Or free oral sex from Faye's Peruvian father.

It was funny, once. Now . . .

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #40 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:54:45 AM »

It was funny and you know it.

blanktoe · « **Reply #41 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 02:29:17 PM »

It'll only be funny if Faye sees it.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #42 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 03:31:55 PM »

Well unless the rigors of working in the chamber of commerce has killed her.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #43 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 07:19:18 PM »

fuck yes i worked for 14 hours straight yesterday.

blanktoe · « **Reply #44 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 07:29:43 PM »

so what? I had sit on my ass for 14 hours yesterday! I HURT TOO!!!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #45 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:14:14 PM »

well i was moving around all the time, not just sitting in one place

blanktoe · « **Reply #46 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:20:14 PM »

so what?!! I have a permanently pinched nerve now!! Thanks a lot FAYE!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #47 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:21:02 PM »

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well i was moving around all the time, not just sitting in one place

Stuffing envelopes does all that?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #48 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:27:16 PM »

do u think I would do that? fuck no

Fiero · « **Reply #49 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:28:46 PM »

She just gets herself stuffed.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #50 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:30:43 PM »

SNAP! YOU GOT SERVED!

And I guarentee she does that.

blanktoe · « **Reply #51 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:32:50 PM »

sausage served in a milky sauce.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #52 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:35:09 PM »

fuck no

blanktoe · « **Reply #53 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:36:15 PM »

fish in it's own juices?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #54 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:36:28 PM »

Usually you're all 'fuck, yes!'

what's with the change?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #55 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:38:09 PM »

cause i dont know what does he means by saying "stuffed"

blanktoe · « **Reply #56 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:39:42 PM »

"stuffed" means stuffed.

Fiero · « **Reply #57 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:40:31 PM »

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cause i dont know what does he means by saying "stuffed"

Like an eagle, a spread one. With white butter and sausage, yes indeedy.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #58 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:42:47 PM »

which is why I am shocked at fuck no.

blanktoe · « **Reply #59 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:44:09 PM »

he means you like having a "dirty thanksgiving" every once in awhile.