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« on: Oct 05, 2004, 09:25:50 PM »
My engine started making a metal grinding sound like some bearing in it was getting worn and about to break, so I took it to a friend who works on cars. He said it was the belt tensioner, which is a spring-loaded pulley that keeps the car's belt tight. This repair would cost under $200.

However, I had another guy inspect it, and he was able to actually diagnose it as the pulley that runs the AC compressor. So the entire AC compressor will have to be replaced.

This will cost me $750.

He said it will last a while and I won't have to worry about it. It's hard not to worry about it when it makes a large grinding sound occasionally. My car now turns heads, and it's not the sound system!

Who knows if the AC pulley will go out and cause the belt to fall off.

Of course, the other option is to shell out that $750 to fix the AC system when it's getting cold up here and I don't need any fucking AC for my car to run. If I had the choice I'd just rip the AC out of the car and say fuck it all.

I just don't see why it's important to fix the AC to keep the car running.


Like I said, fuck cars. They're too damn expensive nowadays, and I think the guys designing cars for the Big Three are a bunch of monkeys. I should just walk to where ever I need to go.

*runs over the car mechanic and blasts music so he doesn't have to listen to the noise*  :angry:  
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« Reply #1 on: Oct 05, 2004, 09:26:17 PM »
Yeah, I need to get a new car soon.

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« Reply #2 on: Oct 05, 2004, 09:28:48 PM »
Drive a motorcycle.

They're cheaper to fix than cars, cost less, use less gas, pollute less (not sure about those harleys though), and in Miami, you'd look cool.

And how the fuck did you respond so fast?
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« Reply #3 on: Oct 05, 2004, 09:30:19 PM »
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Drive a motorcycle.

They're cheaper to fix than cars, cost less, use less gas, pollute less (not sure about those harleys though), and in Miami, you'd look cool.

And how the fuck did you respond so fast?
...I am known for my speed. And fuck Motorcycles, I wanna get me a new Toyota Scion (the car one, not the ugly station wagons) or a new Pontiac.

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« Reply #4 on: Oct 05, 2004, 09:46:20 PM »
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...I am known for my speed.
you shouldnt be proud about that :lol:  

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« Reply #5 on: Oct 05, 2004, 09:47:23 PM »
If he takes more than two minutes, he's not a real man.

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« Reply #6 on: Oct 05, 2004, 10:07:45 PM »
do u have ejaculation problems, tom? seems like you do

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« Reply #7 on: Oct 05, 2004, 10:27:41 PM »
Male orgasms take 2 minutes to complete. :P  

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« Reply #8 on: Oct 05, 2004, 10:32:04 PM »
dude chill out. they dont need another reason not to sleep with us.

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« Reply #9 on: Oct 05, 2004, 10:37:21 PM »
They already want enough from us as it is.
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« Reply #10 on: Oct 05, 2004, 10:37:36 PM »
That's why God invented Oral. :P

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« Reply #11 on: Oct 05, 2004, 10:48:52 PM »
Hey hey, stop getting off topic!

Quick, Faye, send me $800. Your dad is rich, he can afford it!
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« Reply #12 on: Oct 05, 2004, 11:05:30 PM »
You have to give her dad oral first.

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« Reply #13 on: Oct 05, 2004, 11:14:21 PM »
I'd pay 800 to see that.

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« Reply #14 on: Oct 05, 2004, 11:15:36 PM »
I wouldn't pay to see anything like that myself, but I'd want to watch for free if I could.  Out of curiousity.  You know, like when you drive by a car wreck....

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« Reply #15 on: Oct 05, 2004, 11:17:12 PM »
Come on, put in an extra 5, and watch Faye join in.

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« Reply #16 on: Oct 05, 2004, 11:26:11 PM »
ON HER FUCKING DAD?
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #17 on: Oct 05, 2004, 11:35:05 PM »
Who knows, it'd be fuckin hot though.

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« Reply #18 on: Oct 06, 2004, 12:13:08 AM »
Incest is not best!  EWNESS!

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« Reply #19 on: Oct 06, 2004, 02:56:45 AM »
Officially gross.  :(

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« Reply #20 on: Oct 06, 2004, 08:15:39 AM »
So tentacles raping ninjas = Good

Faye and D molesting Faye's dad = Bad?

It all make sense now.

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« Reply #21 on: Oct 06, 2004, 02:58:22 PM »
No it doesn't!!

Oh yea, I'm getting a 1998(?) Ford Taurus soon.  I was going to see it on Monday, but the owner lives out of town and wouldn't bring it because he didn't think it was clean enough.
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« Reply #22 on: Oct 06, 2004, 04:28:32 PM »
lol Expect some wierd smells from it in a month.

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« Reply #23 on: Oct 06, 2004, 04:49:47 PM »
Everything has been replaced on it.  The guy is a car fanatic, but he's making me buy the bumper.
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« Reply #24 on: Oct 06, 2004, 04:54:41 PM »
If this guys asks you to put on lotion run!!

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« Reply #25 on: Oct 07, 2004, 12:06:47 AM »
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So tentacles raping ninjas = Good

Faye and D molesting Faye's dad = Bad?

It all make sense now.
Um, of course.
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« Reply #26 on: Oct 07, 2004, 08:53:32 AM »
<_<  hehehehe


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cars are not expenmsici syou stupdu tpey whoe gbad i tant typ not sdlf

get some money, fuckass
ihve sooo muhc fuckign money

i have 16 cars, ha
 

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« Reply #27 on: Oct 07, 2004, 01:59:35 PM »
Wow this thread sure took on a twisted turn!

 I'm sorry about your car, Doug that sucks.  Yeah I would just forget the AC if I were you.  It's going to be winter soon you don't need it.  Depending on were you live you might even be able to do without it the rest of the year as well.    

Yeah cars are expensive.  In addition to the car price, insurance, and gas, there is a lot of up keep that goes into them.  My car is going on three years and all ready I had to get new brakes and just recently had to buy a new battery.  Also looks like I am going to need to replace my tires sometime early next year.
 

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« Reply #28 on: Oct 07, 2004, 09:43:10 PM »
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Come on, put in an extra 5, and watch Faye join in.
u would do it for free, wouldnt u

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« Reply #29 on: Oct 10, 2004, 11:27:19 PM »
I just found out that the car mechanics had given me the most expensive option to fix my car. I don't really have to get the compressor fixed right now, and I can take other steps to just remove parts of the AC so it doesn't work at all.

Of course, the mechanics had to shove the most expensive fix at me and not give me another option, just so they can steal my money. I bet some of those small extra parts they added to the estimate were unnecessary too.

"Ah yes, and we need to replace your doohinky cuz it's about to break soon, and it will cost you $900 more..."

I feel like going into the shop like the Mask and fucking them over a few times. "Hold on to your lugnuts boys, it's time for an overhaul!"
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