Author Topic: Hi, I'm a Marvel... and I'm a PC.. er DC... (Read 5495 times)

The D · « **on:** Jun 07, 2007, 05:00:39 PM »

Mac and PC commercial parodies

Edit: and in case you're stupid and missed the links on the youtube page..
#2, #3, #4, #7??? (where's 5&6?)...

...ah fuck it, just look at the guy's profile.

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Jun 07, 2007, 05:04:44 PM »

I agree with this person:

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When Superman says he fights a supervillain in his next movie, Spidey should have replyed with 'In my latest movie, I fight three!' XD

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 07, 2007, 09:06:35 PM »

I like the ones where batman shows up.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 08, 2007, 02:39:50 PM »

Yeah, Batman > Superman.

The D · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 09, 2007, 11:07:12 AM »

I spend my free time wandering around the archives of youtube... but youtube's been really slow lately.

Everyone has had more sex than me... the AMV
The guy from Chobits singing that song, with scenes from lots of different series

God, I know that feeling. Everyone HAS had more sex than me.

Oh god I want her ass ;_;.. makes the song above seem even more appropriate...

Edit: forgot to add this one
"I saw this eraser fall off this chalkboard, and the dust billowed up, and I started crying, and I was just thinking of all those words that chalk represented, and now they're all DEAD... what if it was a poem? Poems are dead..."
Please kill yourself.

IDE · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 09, 2007, 05:23:08 PM »

I never understood why that guy didn't fuck chi right when he found her in the alley.

I forget what fucking her does though...divides by zero or some such shit right?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 10, 2007, 09:14:09 AM »

There's an insane argument: Jack Bauer Vs. Batman.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 10, 2007, 11:31:42 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 09, 2007, 05:23:08 PM

I never understood why that guy didn't fuck chi right when he found her in the alley.

I forget what fucking her does though...divides by zero or some such shit right?

Her snatch was where her on/off/reset switch was, so he would have literally fucked her brains out had he done it.

The D · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 11, 2007, 07:48:16 PM »

A sex android you can't even fuck... what a cruel idea for a joke.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 11, 2007, 11:55:54 PM »

It wasn't a sex android...it was a personal computer. Which is just as messed up, but hey, he found it in the trash, so it had to have something wrong with it.

The D · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 13, 2007, 04:38:55 PM »

The owner thought he was buying a sex android and found out she didn't even have the right equipment?

Seems like the perfect computer for a nerd living in their parents basement... a computer shaped like a naked girl...

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 13, 2007, 11:46:24 PM »

I'd like a Real Doll with an iPod, please and thank you.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 14, 2007, 12:12:12 AM »

Ick, I just pictured a computer shaped like a naked dude. Stinky with hair everywhere. The mouse is the ill-shapened wang. Puke-a-tastical.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 14, 2007, 12:23:48 AM »

Let me amend my previous statement: I'd like a female Real Doll with an iPod, please and thank you. Preferably brunette with blue eyes and in a C cup.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 14, 2007, 12:35:56 AM »

Tee hee.

The D · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 14, 2007, 01:28:55 PM »

shoulder length brown hair, petite, B-C cup, eye color doesn't matter, can't be taller than me because big women scare me...

Now for some more youtube whoring...

Tunak Tunak Tun WoW style
The dance the Draenei do in WoW is stolen directly from the original Tunak dance (here for comparison)
Indians crack me up.

Transformers stop motion series with transformers toys
better than Michael Bay could ever do.

Afro-ken ftw!

IDE · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 16, 2007, 09:10:34 PM »

I want one that looks like merle from escaflowne...

what?!

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 17, 2007, 03:32:07 AM »

Merle? Ew, why'd you have to be all Doug about it? She's like a little girl. I'm going to assume you simply aren't far enough through Escaflowne yet and that's why you didn't go for the much hotter catgirl twins.

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IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 17, 2007, 03:41:55 AM »

catgirl twins!?

oh snap!

I thought merle was around 17. Besides it's fucking cat years yo! She's like 40 something.

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 17, 2007, 03:42:53 AM »

oh wait...those twins need nose jobs...I'd rather D merle.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 17, 2007, 09:11:16 PM »

Everybody's nose is big when they crawl into non-pedo territory. That just means they're legal, Doug. Besides, you're not doing a nose. FTW.