Holy shit.

[B E C K]

Oh noes, it turns out Paula Abdul is a human being who gets angry and pathetic like the rest of us.  What's worse, she's getting a reality show on Bravo.  Don't you have to gay or a fag hag to get a show on that channel?  Do gays even like Paula Abdul?

P.S. Nice rack.

[IDE]

The show also promises to feature Abdul playing practical jokes on her assistants and show how her lack of sleep makes her loopy.

oh...wow...can't miss that.

[B E C K]

Because we all know if Paula has one asset, it's drowzy humor.

[Bernie AKA]

So it's essentially a sixth-grade slumber party?  Feh - let's have a show about Naomi Campbell whomping her assistants with cell phones.

[B E C K]

I'd totally see that.

[Rama]

If you can get Russel Crowe in on that action as well, then you'd double your pleasure.