Author Topic: ZOMG!!!111 Why "Surf's Up" will be the greeetest flim of all times!!1`2jkl (Read 12894 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:44:47 PM »

Not even Chilly Willy.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #31 on:** May 30, 2007, 08:57:36 PM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on May 30, 2007, 12:05:06 PM

Yeah, now people go twice as apeshit when I wear my 91-92 Lemieux jersey.

Isn't "le mieux" that what the girl cat in the Pepe Le Pew cartoons used to say all the time?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #32 on:** May 31, 2007, 09:49:31 AM »

Yes she did, and she shouldn't have been surprised at what would follow her; going about proclaiming herself "the best." Little tart.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #33 on:** May 31, 2007, 08:21:05 PM »

La peu chienne.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Jun 01, 2007, 07:55:24 AM »

Penelope Pussycat.

joe · « **Reply #35 on:** Jul 07, 2007, 05:20:30 PM »

Guess what?

Surf's Up was GRRRRRREAT!!!

Not that there was ever any doubt.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Jul 10, 2007, 03:04:02 AM »

I bet the pothead chicken was the best part. You should change your user name to "Chicken Joe". Fuck Rammstein.

joe · « **Reply #37 on:** Jul 10, 2007, 10:32:29 AM »

Oh man, the chicken is pretty great. But he isn't my favorite. No, that high honor would have to go to Zeke. Zeke, or Tank. I'm leaning towards Zeke. Jeff Bridges is awesome. Although Diedrich Bader certainly isn't too shabby.

Final Grade: B

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #38 on:** Jul 11, 2007, 12:50:55 PM »

No more Cactus Joe? I can't kick a chicken!

joe · « **Reply #39 on:** Jul 11, 2007, 02:38:42 PM »

But you can choke one.

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Jul 11, 2007, 11:52:13 PM »

You can kick one. There aren't any laws against it.

joe · « **Reply #41 on:** Jul 12, 2007, 12:42:29 AM »

That would be cruel, and Bernie is a renowned zoophile.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #42 on:** Jul 12, 2007, 12:44:08 AM »

Does that mean Bernie's a chicken fucker? Or do we say chicken lover around here?

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Jul 12, 2007, 02:26:04 AM »

Quote from: Chicken Joe on Jul 12, 2007, 12:42:29 AM

That would be cruel, and Bernie is a renowned zoophile.

It wouldn't be cruel, it'd be funny and Bernie has a renowned sense of humor.

joe · « **Reply #44 on:** Jul 12, 2007, 02:50:44 AM »

Hmm.

Can't argue with that.

By all means, kick away.

Sam · « **Reply #45 on:** Jul 12, 2007, 10:34:18 AM »

I read the title of this thread as "Smurf's Up". Upon reading the posts in it, I'm quite disappointed.

Or maybe relieved. Yes, let's go with relieved.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #46 on:** Jul 12, 2007, 12:46:43 PM »

Go smurf yourself.

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Jul 12, 2007, 11:29:19 PM »

So you meant Smurf's Up as in one smurf is up? Where is he up to? I say 'he' because the chances of it being a chick are pretty slim.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #48 on:** Jul 13, 2007, 11:41:58 AM »

Quote

By all means, kick away.

Not today! WOOHOO!!!

*gives Chicken Joe a big ol' smooch*

Eddie just got a fantastic new job with a raise AND it's only 2 miles from home! He gets home first; HE scoops the cat boxes!

I did kick a chicken once when I was 13. My grandfather had a mean rooster named Oscar who was horribly jealous and would chase me all over the yard, trying to spur me. He cornered me the day my mom & I were going back to Houston, but this time I wasn't barefooted with shorts on. I went past him, felt him attack the back of my legs, turned around and kicked him right under the beak with my gimormous white Elton John-worthy platform shoe. Not very hard, but he kind of staggered, then turned around and left me alone.

And no jokes about fearing my grandfather's cock, please. That's been done.

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Jul 13, 2007, 01:36:57 PM »

What sort of job? Ima curious.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #50 on:** Jul 13, 2007, 02:58:50 PM »

IT systems engineer. I laugh when anyone talks about hurricane evacuation now because as I found out during Rita, IT people get to leave the deserted premises just before the doors get plywooded.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #51 on:** Jul 13, 2007, 10:53:54 PM »

Quote from: Chicken Joe on Jul 10, 2007, 10:32:29 AM

...Diedrich Bader certainly isn't too shabby.

Final Grade: B

No, no...with that guy in it, it's gotta be "fuckin' A!"