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[B E C K]

Uh.... Sparta?

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

You just need to go Onizuka on somebody before you leave.

[IDE]

Yeah but it has to be true onizuka style.  I can't just beat down some poor schmuck that accidentally bumps shoulders with me.  It has to be battle with a villain, and villains are in short supply around here of late.  Used to be you couldn't take 2 steps without tripping over some dastardly douche bag from miami who thinks he's black and is hell bent on taking over this seemingly laid back peaceful college burg.

Oh man those were the days...

[B E C K]

Try to find some railroad tracks.  Surely there'll be a guy in a moustache tying down a comely blonde, and you can beat him up.

[IDE]

I drove past the railroad tracks twice today and saw no such thing. U_U

[Rama]

Any good villain wouldn't fight you directly. He'd find someone that is physically stronger then he is, but weaker of mind and use them to fight his battles for him.

Did The Emperor fight Luke himself? No, He had Vader do it. Did Goldfinger go fist-to-cuffs with Bond? No, Oddjob did. Did Sauron go out and try to kill Frodo himself? Nope, the Nazgul did.

If you are fighting a Villain, then you got a shitty Villain. If you want to get a real one, beat up the next guy that tries to get you to help him.

[IDE]

True...none of these villains were of master mind quality.

We're talking rhino and scorpion types here.

[Rama]

Bah! master-mind villains are the only good kind. They always want to like rule the world....or destroy it. Nothing as simple as robbing a bank.

[B E C K]

I say beat up whatever villains you get your hands on.  Goldfinger-schmoldfinger.  Quality control isn't your problem unless it's of your punches.