Author Topic: I tried to use the search feature but I'm drunk and it wasnt user friendly (Read 9476 times)

IDE · « **on:** May 25, 2007, 02:49:16 AM »

#1 Erica made out with me a little tonight and told me we cant be together because she heard "I wasn't classy"

Like you making out with random dudes is classy!?

basically she's me but her friends don't approve of me...

THIS IS SUCH BULLLSHIT!...

I mean this makes more sense than her out right rejecting me but it doesn't make enough sense for me to be ok with this.

I'm too high profile around here. I can't wait to dive into the giant ocean that is LA. A big fish in a big ocean. Low profile...that's what I want to be...until i'm high profile....then I'm gonna facebook that bitch and be like...am I classy enough now you fucking whorebag.

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** May 25, 2007, 02:51:47 AM »

Shit I'm the fucking essence of class itself around here...sushi and wine...fuck her man seriously just cause I make out with girls...she does the SAME FUCKING THING! She's actually ahead of me in the past few weeks. I'm a guy god damn it! It's hard to keep pace with a girl! I have to use skill and charm all she has to do is put out a "come and get it" sign.

BULLSHIT!

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** May 25, 2007, 02:54:53 AM »

Also I took home a virgin tonight who was so naive it was so adorable...we talked about love and how what she's waiting for doesn't exist and I rubbed her virgin bergina a little and she was pretty hot too...but I want my #1 whore erica because she is my nemesis.

Also I made plans with some other chick to see Pirates tomorrow and we're gonna sneak rum into the theater and hopefully this will result in theater head...I'm gonna try and sit us way way way in the back...but it is the premiere...if I pull this off...and I'm not saying I will...I should get a medal or something.

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** May 25, 2007, 11:58:46 AM »

Movie theater head is win.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #4 on:** May 25, 2007, 02:07:44 PM »

Tell me you're gonna do the "hole in the tub of popcorn" trick!

The one really weak part of SMF is the search feature. The best way is to leave it open to Google bots and use Google by typing site:rabbitinasuit.com and then typing your search. My board, however, is closed to Googlebots (love that robots.txt file I've got), therefore forcing people to use the board search utils.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** May 25, 2007, 11:52:54 PM »

I searched for something, I forget what, and found it fine.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** May 25, 2007, 11:56:12 PM »

Were you looking for "uno dos tres"? http://www.rabbitinasuit.com/sphere/index.php?topic=1128.0

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2007, 12:13:01 AM »

Quote

I searched for something, I forget what, and found it fine.

Yeah...but you were sober.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2007, 12:15:20 AM »

True. That's not even fair.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2007, 09:53:17 AM »

Just when I was thinking there was hope left for IDE....

Bitch · « **Reply #10 on:** May 27, 2007, 01:05:43 PM »

I snuck rum into Pirates, but there was no movie theater head because there were kids sitting all around us. I had to go to the bathroom just to pour the stuff. >(

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2007, 08:31:22 PM »

Quote from: Wickedly Yours E on May 27, 2007, 09:53:17 AM

Just when I was thinking there was hope left for IDE....

Why would you ever think that? He doesn't even have a face!

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2007, 09:37:28 PM »

I do too have a face!

In fact if you search this board you'd see it.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2007, 11:06:21 PM »

Don't lie to me, faceless ghost! Nobody fished in your pond!!

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2007, 11:44:22 PM »

Maybe he has a star for a head, or some other lameass powet Grant Morrison came up with.

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 10, 2007, 12:15:25 AM »

I texted her: Stop the hate. Call me back.

And she wrote: What do you want? Go ahead and call me a whore again.

and I wrote: I never called you a whore...not seriously

But the thing is I don't have a full reccolection of my actions. So it is possible that I did call her a whore...but I doubt it. She tried to talk to me the other night (why would u do that if I called u a whore?) and I ignored her so i think this whore thing is her little reprisal.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 10, 2007, 09:18:28 PM »

"I never called you a whore...not seriously."

Ha! Weak. Sounds like two degrees from being wife-beater talk. "I didn't mean to throw you down the stairs...not seriously."

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 11, 2007, 04:30:23 PM »

Well I'm trying to figure out what she means because we've both called one another "whore" kidding around and what not.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 12, 2007, 02:28:56 PM »

Maybe she was kidding then?

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 12, 2007, 05:44:13 PM »

I don't think so.

We haven't talked in awhile.

I would have expected a response like "hey whore" or some such kidding remark. No, I think she's actually mad at me.

The thing is if I want to I can kick her out of my bar tonight because she's using a fake ID. I'm always at a crossroads when it comes to a display of powet where girls are involved. Does it show that I'm strong and can banish her from sight at will or does it show that I'm weak and that I actually give a shit about what she's up to?

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 13, 2007, 04:35:35 AM »

I think more the second than the first. Unless she's with a bunch of other fake ID using douches. Then it's like a group rate or somethin'.

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Jun 13, 2007, 04:47:00 PM »

Yeah you're probably right.
I long for the days when you'd roll into the bar after collecting a bounty on marauding bugbears to find your wench being all uppity and cavorting with someone the same size as her.

Why you'd just lop that chap's head right off and wear it as a hat. If she didn't find that as funny as you did then you'd smack her around a little until she did.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Jun 14, 2007, 12:01:25 AM »

But in those days you would've died years ago of syphilis. Meanwhile I'd be living out my days in the local convent because I didn't want to marry any of the losers in town and didn't have a dowry anyway because Ray died in a gunfight after he was caught with the sheriff's favorite whore Lucy.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Jun 15, 2007, 12:51:33 AM »

If he died of syphilis, who would be the town drunk?

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Jun 15, 2007, 12:55:11 AM »

You, after your precious books burned and your glasses broke. "Noooo! There was time!"

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Jun 15, 2007, 12:56:59 AM »

If I'm the drunk...then who will own the feedstore?

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Jun 15, 2007, 01:11:52 AM »

aDam and the other brave Canadian pioneers.

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Jun 15, 2007, 02:28:57 AM »

Then who will be the evil Railroad man forcing Mexican and Eastern Settlers off their farm, while killing off the indians so he can buy up their land cheap and then sell it at a profit after the Railroad is built?

IDE · « **Reply #28 on:** Jun 15, 2007, 04:30:24 AM »

I saw the bitch tonight.

She was talking to some other guy so I didn't talk to her. A younger me would've imposed his will on that situation and if the guy had a problem I'd destroy him and call it a victory.

I haven't been in a fight in awhile...maybe that's what's missing from my life right now. I feel really bored lately. This town used to be violent as hell. If you went out on a tues. or thurs. you were guaranteed a street fight. I gained fame and glory fighting for my frat tribe. Other frats knew who I was based only on that. Now most of the people that remember my exploits are gone. I walk the halls a relic of a forgotten age when the streets ran red with blood.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #29 on:** Jun 15, 2007, 09:21:17 AM »

Wow....