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Okay, I give up.
« on: May 23, 2007, 09:39:48 AM »
Apparently, there really are Big Bowls of Stupid people can eat.   From dogster.com, I present our featured Looney Parent of the Day.  The concern?  Male dogs have....A PENIS!!!!!

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They know their body parts, and that men are different, but they have not SEEN a man's parts. They know that men stand to tinkle and they are eduacated about good touches and bad touches. And I've told them that "it" is what he uses to tinkle and that it is not to be touched or examined in any way. My 9 year old understands and realizes that it is his private area but she still seems a little secretly curious. My 3 year old just has a mind of her own and will try to touch and figure things out for herself. And I have seen male dogs at the pet stores and dog parks.... I was uncomfortable so I stopped taking my girls anywhere that allows dogs. And none of our friends have male dogs. So if I rehomed him, the chances of them seeing another male dog is very slim to none. I don't want to rehome him, he is such a sweet boy. He gives no problems at all. No behavioral problems, no potty accidents, good temperament... that is my only concern. So rehome or maybe I can keep shorts on him at all times. What do you think?? 

Dump the dog with absolutely no problems or issues whatsoever other that possessing that horrible....THING, or put shorts on him. 

What's the opposite of penis envy?  Wonder if her husband's gotten any other that the 3 times it took to make the kidz, whom I predict will be putting a few shrinks into Caribbean vacation homes in the future.  :D
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Re: Okay, I give up.
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 03:20:54 PM »
Jeez.  Oh, didja hear about this?  Oh yeah CBS, that's MUCH better than renewing "Rock Star":

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117964985.html?categoryid=14&cs=1

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Re: Okay, I give up.
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2007, 03:37:29 PM »
Yep, saw that.  Since they're doing a Lord of the Flies reality show, I guess a Donner Party Survival isn't far behind.

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Re: Okay, I give up.
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2007, 04:34:13 PM »
That sounds retarded especially with the "positive" thing at the end of each episode.  I don't know about you guys but what I thought the reason people tuned into those shows for was to see misery, suffering, and betrayal.

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Re: Okay, I give up.
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 12:06:22 AM »
Remember National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, where Cousin Eddie barged in on Clark's house and let his dog Snots loose in there?  "You wouldn't believe the set on that dog."
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Re: Okay, I give up.
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 12:08:31 AM »
That sounds retarded especially with the "positive" thing at the end of each episode.  I don't know about you guys but what I thought the reason people tuned into those shows for was to see misery, suffering, and betrayal.

Yeah, that positive message BS is crap.

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Re: Okay, I give up.
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2007, 03:36:21 AM »
I wanna see them split into 2 tribes and one tribe goes cannibal.  A war ensues with sharpened bamboo stick swords and turtle shell armor.  I wanna see heads on pikes! Kids roasting on a spit! Necklaces made of human ears the whole 9 yards.

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Re: Okay, I give up.
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2007, 06:42:30 AM »
On Oprah today they actually convinced a woman not to blame herself for not leaving her abusive husband sooner and that it wasn't her fault, blah blah, because she felt guilty for putting her kids through that for ten years.  Ten years!!?  It is SO her fault!