Author Topic: Hey, Tom. (Read 37748 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #120 on:** Oct 17, 2004, 09:20:48 PM »

"Keeping up Appearances" is required viewing dammit.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #121 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 03:18:43 AM »

It's everyone's stepmom's favorite comedy.

B E C K · « **Reply #122 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 04:48:04 AM »

I wouldn't know. I've seen my stepmom twice and then she was no longer my stepmom.

blanktoe · « **Reply #123 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 06:45:03 AM »

I've never seen or met mine but I know she exists.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #124 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 09:25:34 AM »

I have a half-sister that I've never met.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #125 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 01:29:03 PM »

I have a friend whose father is an evangelist, and never married his mother.

Malik is Leonard Clark's oldest son, at 20 years old. Malik has around fifteen half-siblings that he's never met, and six that he has. Only seven of those births are within wedlock.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #126 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 01:29:32 PM »

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I wouldn't know. I've seen my stepmom twice and then she was no longer my stepmom.

Oh, and I forgot to "WTF?" this.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #127 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 08:41:45 PM »

i have a 2 years old half-brother

B E C K · « **Reply #128 on:** Oct 19, 2004, 11:59:58 PM »

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I wouldn't know. I've seen my stepmom twice and then she was no longer my stepmom.
Oh, and I forgot to "WTF?" this.

My dad supposedly divorced her a couple of years back, so she's no longer my stepmom. But my dad's also a compulsive liar, so it's hard to call.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #129 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 12:01:14 AM »

....

...so, has he been married to two women all this time?

Bitch · « **Reply #130 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 12:32:34 AM »

It's not that uncommon, though it is kind of a shock when the two wives find out. Like my mom's father left his first wife and married my grandma without bothering to get a divorce first. They don't really chell on that stuff when you're getting married.

B E C K · « **Reply #131 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 12:40:05 AM »

No Meg. My parents divorced way back in the early nineties. He tricked her into a divorce (long story) so he could marry stepho and left my mom to pay his thousands in IRS debt. Then while he was still married to stepho, he got back with my mom (not remarried, mind you). Then he just began withdrawing again and then left one day for some chick named Linda (who spells it Lynnda, teh fuck?) that they knew in highschool. That was months ago and my mom is still taking it pretty damn hard. His idea of leaving was a casual "I'm going. Your mom will put her own spin on things." and then never returning home again. Fucking pig fucker. The minute I no longer need any money from him, I'm severing ties. So in a nutshell, he could be a bigamist but I don't think he is.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #132 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 01:18:21 AM »

So he's not home now?

B E C K · « **Reply #133 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 02:50:42 AM »

No. He hasn't lived with us for several months now. I'll just have to be the man of the house I guess... :/

MegatronYES · « **Reply #134 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 03:39:11 AM »

I had no idea.

Uuummmm. No jokes here.

B E C K · « **Reply #135 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 03:51:28 AM »

You would if you read the blog. :angry:

Are your parents married?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #136 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 03:58:15 AM »

Divorced since 1991. I live in Atlanta as does my older half-sister, my mother in Roswell about seven miles north of me, and my father lives in Zionsville, Indiana with his second wife of now... :unsure: ....eleven years, and along with his three other children and my step-sister recently moved within a few blocks of them. My mother never remarried but nearly did in about 1997 but crazied him away.

I have a very good relationship with my father and stepmother and their kids (the "babies"), not with my mother (as she's as crazy as she is well-meaning) and I hate my older sister with a passion that only died out when she and I completely stopped speaking.

B E C K · « **Reply #137 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 04:06:28 AM »

Why did you hate your older sister?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #138 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 04:11:13 AM »

She's a horrible person. I still hate her, the passion for it is jus tno longer there, since she's just not a part of my life at all. My mother even stopped talking to her. I actually talk to her father more often than I do her. That's basically because I live like a block away from him. Which is really surreal to me, because I remember visiting his house fifteen some years ago to see my sister and shit when my whole family (except her, duh) still lived in Indiana.

The D · « **Reply #139 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 10:54:10 PM »

*looks at Megs and Nuri and sings* Can you feel the love tonight...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #140 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 11:38:12 PM »

:: looks at D and licks lips ::

B E C K · « **Reply #141 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 03:49:23 AM »

Crisco or Vaseline? Ladies choice.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #142 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 12:12:29 PM »

Oh, I was just thining of cooking and eating him, so I'd take the Crisco.
Good idea, though.