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« Reply #60 on: Oct 07, 2004, 11:42:12 PM »
Ooh. Burn!
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« Reply #61 on: Oct 08, 2004, 12:13:45 AM »
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It's not my fault Peruvians are diseased, Faye. No need to get mad.
what a stupid answer. watch out, seems like you are getting tom's disease
penile related carpal tunnel?   :huh:  

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« Reply #62 on: Oct 08, 2004, 01:20:59 PM »
God Faye, you can't even come up with comebacks anymore, not even against Max. That is so sad.

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« Reply #63 on: Oct 08, 2004, 02:36:32 PM »
damn, u ARE stupid for real, arent u? havent u noticed i dont give comebacks anymore? especially to u, i just decided it was fucking stupid to keep it coming, especially with someone like you. i have better shit to do

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« Reply #64 on: Oct 08, 2004, 04:16:53 PM »
Like treat genital sores?

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« Reply #65 on: Oct 08, 2004, 09:02:12 PM »
see?? better stop now before i turn into a tom :-/

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« Reply #66 on: Oct 08, 2004, 10:11:52 PM »
I'd rather be a Tom than an anti-semetic airhead :P

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« Reply #67 on: Oct 08, 2004, 10:26:15 PM »
There are no cons to being anti-semetic.
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« Reply #68 on: Oct 08, 2004, 10:41:19 PM »
Who's the jew hater?

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« Reply #69 on: Oct 08, 2004, 10:51:07 PM »
Faye, she said: "KERRY'S A JEW!? FUCK THAT! I'M VOTING BUSH!"


Also, there is no truth that Kerry is Jewish, it's just right wing propganda.
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« Reply #70 on: Oct 09, 2004, 01:36:30 AM »
She didn't say she was voting Bush, she said she wanted Bush to win.  As a big-headed space alien, she can't vote in our elections.  You know that.

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« Reply #71 on: Oct 09, 2004, 01:39:33 AM »
o.o Monkeys are oblivious to evil aliens. We just thank them for enslaving their countrymen to give us fresh sugar and bananas ^_^

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« Reply #72 on: Oct 09, 2004, 02:04:23 PM »
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I'd rather be a Tom than an anti-semetic airhead :P
shut the fuck up tom. i had a jewish bf for 8 months. and dont ask me to explain that comment i did cause im not gonna do it.
airhead? fuck yeah, SURE, whatever u say.

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« Reply #73 on: Oct 09, 2004, 04:33:52 PM »
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I'd rather be a Tom than an anti-semetic airhead :P
shut the fuck up tom. i had a jewish bf for 8 months. and dont ask me to explain that comment i did cause im not gonna do it.
airhead? fuck yeah, SURE, whatever u say.
Rationalizing? Uh oh... :rolleyes:  

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« Reply #74 on: Oct 09, 2004, 05:04:09 PM »
Believe me, she did nothing but love during our little Jewish fling.
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« Reply #75 on: Oct 09, 2004, 10:24:01 PM »
:lol:  Spin that dreidel!

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« Reply #76 on: Oct 09, 2004, 10:36:05 PM »
Then watch her shove it into the oven!

But without jews, who would produce movies?

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« Reply #77 on: Oct 09, 2004, 10:37:03 PM »
Uwe Boll.
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« Reply #78 on: Oct 10, 2004, 09:02:13 AM »
There would be no "Chanukah Song".
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #79 on: Oct 10, 2004, 11:40:19 AM »
:( That makes me sad. I love the jews, Potato pancakes and Klausen pickles rock out loud.

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« Reply #80 on: Oct 10, 2004, 08:12:50 PM »
Tomjew-o!

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« Reply #81 on: Oct 10, 2004, 11:39:49 PM »
I wish I was a Jew. I need the money.

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« Reply #82 on: Oct 11, 2004, 12:12:17 AM »
Convert and see what happens.

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« Reply #83 on: Oct 11, 2004, 12:56:05 AM »
Well I am already circumsized.

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« Reply #84 on: Oct 11, 2004, 09:22:40 AM »
My first name is Cynthia, which sounds stuck up, plus whenever I heard it at home, it meant my ass was gonna get beat.  I hated "Cindy" for years.  The presence of 3 other Cindys in one class in high school inspired me to use my middle name.  I have been Meade ever since. :)
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« Reply #85 on: Oct 11, 2004, 12:37:17 PM »
"Cindy" just makes me beleive that you probably have a lot of herbs on you.

And that you'll die after like, threee fucking hits.
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« Reply #86 on: Oct 12, 2004, 11:38:30 PM »
Where did the Meade come from?  I have an aunt Cynthia and she'll jump our asses for calling her "Cindy".  Of course, that's probably because my uncle has an ex named Cindy.

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« Reply #87 on: Oct 12, 2004, 11:56:18 PM »
Do you wear pigtails?

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« Reply #88 on: Oct 13, 2004, 12:27:42 AM »
B-but, she's not a blonde.

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« Reply #89 on: Oct 13, 2004, 01:16:49 AM »
No one's perfect.