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« Reply #30 on: Oct 04, 2004, 01:29:42 AM »
I know what you are, but what am I?






BTW, did you get my PM?
 
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Hey, Tom.
« Reply #31 on: Oct 04, 2004, 03:03:46 AM »
So that's what that pop-up must've been.  I'll go chell my inbox to see if it's sleeping over there.  My blocker killed it.

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« Reply #32 on: Oct 04, 2004, 09:05:13 AM »
My........blocker.....killed you.  










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« Reply #33 on: Oct 04, 2004, 03:06:08 PM »
Yes, Chelsey is my real name.  I'm not so creative seeing as how my username is a nickname in real life.
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« Reply #34 on: Oct 04, 2004, 04:30:55 PM »
Since we already have a Megatron and a Rodimus you should change your name to Galavasuzie or Chelsey Magnus or Unichelsey or Chelsey Clinton.

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« Reply #35 on: Oct 04, 2004, 04:55:47 PM »
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... you should change your name to Galavasuzie
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Chelsey Magnus

Biggus Dickus?

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Unichelsey

Uniboob!!

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Chelsey Clinton.

Err... no.
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« Reply #36 on: Oct 04, 2004, 04:56:42 PM »
Whaaaaaaa?

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« Reply #37 on: Oct 04, 2004, 07:56:15 PM »
I like "Biggus Dickus the Uniboob"!

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« Reply #38 on: Oct 04, 2004, 09:10:08 PM »
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Have you ever thought about what you would name your children?  I know you probably wouldn't want any, anyhow.
When I was little, I thought if I'd ever had kids I'd name the boys Bryan or Jake.  Girls, I either didn't think about too much or I changed my mind so much I can't remember.  One name I liked when I got older was Cruz.  As a first name.  It was my great-grandmother's.  And funny enough, I do like Kali as a real little girl's name.

Would you really name the kid Sephiroth?  Even as a middle name it just screams for bullies to come.
nooooooooo no Jake!everytime you would talk about ur son u would make me remember of my ex! although most of the jakes i know are really cute and frat-kinda boys, like my ex:-D

i love my name, is gorgeous and sexy, if i dont use my same name on my daughter, i would name her francesca, and my son, nicholas or adrian/o
the psychic told me i was gonna have 2 kids, so yeah

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« Reply #39 on: Oct 04, 2004, 11:04:12 PM »
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i love my name, is gorgeous and sexy, if i dont use my same name on my daughter, i would name her francesca, and my son, nicholas or adrian/o
the psychic told me i was gonna have 2 kids, so yeah
 :lol:  they lied

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« Reply #40 on: Oct 04, 2004, 11:28:30 PM »
ow. You're gonna need some salve for that... BURN!!!

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« Reply #41 on: Oct 05, 2004, 09:45:01 PM »
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i love my name, is gorgeous and sexy, if i dont use my same name on my daughter, i would name her francesca, and my son, nicholas or adrian/o
the psychic told me i was gonna have 2 kids, so yeah
:lol:  they lied
dude its not like im infertile

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« Reply #42 on: Oct 05, 2004, 09:49:40 PM »
It's more of the fact that any penis inserted into you will shrivel off and die on the spot.
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« Reply #43 on: Oct 05, 2004, 10:17:47 PM »
that THAT happens to you when u fuck your dog doesnt mean that happens to other men when they fuck humans

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« Reply #44 on: Oct 05, 2004, 10:19:55 PM »
I said inserted into YOU.


Others are fine.
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« Reply #45 on: Oct 05, 2004, 10:26:57 PM »
Mmm, sweet beastiality.

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« Reply #46 on: Oct 05, 2004, 11:17:56 PM »
I could go for some dog pr0n right now.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Hey, Tom.
« Reply #47 on: Oct 06, 2004, 12:21:17 AM »
X.X  GAG!

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« Reply #48 on: Oct 06, 2004, 12:50:15 AM »
...don't say Gag after we talk about Dog Porn.  

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« Reply #49 on: Oct 06, 2004, 01:58:30 AM »
Can we say gag while you talk about dog pr0n?

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« Reply #50 on: Oct 06, 2004, 02:54:36 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #51 on: Oct 06, 2004, 02:59:15 AM »
And if Nuri's just ignoring my PMs now, then I am made sad.  :(  
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« Reply #52 on: Oct 06, 2004, 08:13:07 AM »
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Can we say gag while you talk about dog pr0n?
Why would you want to?

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« Reply #53 on: Oct 06, 2004, 02:53:51 PM »
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that THAT happens to you when u fuck your dog doesnt mean that happens to other men when they fuck humans
That's just an old wive's tale.
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« Reply #54 on: Oct 06, 2004, 04:28:04 PM »
Oh really?

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« Reply #55 on: Oct 06, 2004, 04:44:23 PM »
Do we have any volunteer dog fuckers in the audience?

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« Reply #56 on: Oct 07, 2004, 09:50:40 PM »
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I said inserted into YOU.


Others are fine.
how the fuck would u know anything about it? dude when u stop being a virgin come back and THEN we'll see about what does what.

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« Reply #57 on: Oct 07, 2004, 10:57:36 PM »
It's not my fault Peruvians are diseased, Faye. No need to get mad.
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Hey, Tom.
« Reply #58 on: Oct 07, 2004, 10:59:35 PM »
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And if Nuri's just ignoring my PMs now, then I am made sad.  :(
Sorry, I'll reply to it.

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« Reply #59 on: Oct 07, 2004, 11:21:44 PM »
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It's not my fault Peruvians are diseased, Faye. No need to get mad.
what a stupid answer. watch out, seems like you are getting tom's disease