Author Topic: Hey, Tom. (Read 15397 times)

MegatronYES · « **on:** Oct 03, 2004, 11:19:58 PM »

Is that your real name? You too, Chelsey. If not , then where did you get it from?

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 11:45:53 PM »

Tom is Derek. (I think I spelled it right.) Chelsey is Chelsey, I think.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 11:47:40 PM »

What are you, BTW? Are you like a Robert or somethin'?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 11:56:32 PM »

My name is Derrick. I picked tom cuz it's easier to type than Derrick, and it gives me some anonymity, and trust me, Tom is much more evil than Derrick.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 11:58:06 PM »

Oh cool. You spell it to where if you pull out 'err', you're 'dick'!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:01:47 AM »

Humans should always be given short names or names that can be abreviated to 4 letters of less. I have a good name.

Max Con · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:07:42 AM »

Me too!

Dick!

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:07:45 AM »

That you do. My full name, not including monosyllabic middle name, is six syllables. It just feels like too many. I used Becky/Becki growing up and it's so fucking cheerleader. And Rebecca either sounds like a upright secretary holding a pencil with her spincter or a trailer trash whore with eight kids.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:15:06 AM »

It does. If I ever spoke to you IRL, I wouldn't be able to call you anything other than Nuri, probably.

Yeah, it's Robert. Robert Thomas Dant, aka. Ready to Drink.

God, that is so clever.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:19:58 AM »

I would like to publish a few books someday and it's so not gonna be under 'Rebecca'. *GARG*

MegatronYES · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:30:41 AM »

I had always wanted to name my second daughter Rebecca. Seriously, I like the name.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:37:42 AM »

Your second daughter? You little slut!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:40:33 AM »

No, damn! I mean like, with the prospective clan of four or five children, I thought of three male names and three female names. Leftovers would be given to the dog or cat.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:41:48 AM »

Well good luck with all of those little vermin, and I don't mean the animals.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:43:08 AM »

Have you ever thought about what you would name your children? I know you probably wouldn't want any, anyhow.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:44:45 AM »

I would name mine Roscoe, Butch and Lucinda.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:54:47 AM »

Ah ha ha ha ha.

Okay, here's mine, by birth:

Robert Thomas, Jr.
Matthew Sephiroth
Randal Wayne

Kimberly Lynn
Rebecca Suzanne
Sarah Crystal

Bitch · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:58:28 AM »

You'd seriously use Sephiroth as a middle name? And I thought I was being nerdy, naming my rats after FFIX characters.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:59:10 AM »

I'm Jewish.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:59:18 AM »

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Have you ever thought about what you would name your children? I know you probably wouldn't want any, anyhow.

When I was little, I thought if I'd ever had kids I'd name the boys Bryan or Jake. Girls, I either didn't think about too much or I changed my mind so much I can't remember. One name I liked when I got older was Cruz. As a first name. It was my great-grandmother's. And funny enough, I do like Kali as a real little girl's name.

Would you really name the kid Sephiroth? Even as a middle name it just screams for bullies to come.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 01:00:30 AM »

No it doesn't. It's a good name.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 01:00:37 AM »

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I'm Jewish.

I'm sorry. Now Faye will try to Euthanize you.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 01:01:54 AM »

Ah ha ha ha.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 01:02:15 AM »

Uh oh.

No seriously, I think it's a good name. It's not like I'm gonna refer to them all as my "childer" or something.

Bitch · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 01:04:25 AM »

Sephiroth is as good a name as Kansas for a kid. Either way, you're asking to have your kid come home every day with a black eye or two.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 01:05:16 AM »

No, the army in you will overrule that, Megs, and they'll be your "men".

MegatronYES · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 01:09:08 AM »

People don't get beat up because their names are weird. It's a middle name, anyway.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 01:10:02 AM »

They can.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 01:20:04 AM »

So can you.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 01:21:13 AM »

No, you!