Happy Mothers' Day!!

[B E C K]

To like... like... whoever.




















I had BBQ.

[IDE]

Wanna make a baby?

[B E C K]

No.

[Bernie AKA]

I got a dead lizard from my outdoor cat.  The rest didn't break anything or cough up a hairball, and the dogs didn't track mud across the clean kitchen.  Better than a misspelled construction-paper card and candy with bites out of the good ones any day  

[B E C K]

Ew, the front page of the life section of the paper had pictures of a baby-- one of which was the baby's filthy fish-mouth with mashed carrots or something in and all over it.  I don't know how people can find that shit cute.  Christ.  And I was trying to eat when I saw it.

[Rama]

Same reason people think baby poop is cute too. And there are people out there like that.  

[B E C K]

I thought Toki's first poop was adorable.  I would've taken a picture of it but it was really, really potent so I had to clean it up as soon as she made it.

[Rama]

Ugh...you're one of them.

[B E C K]

Just her baby poop!  It was so cute and small!  And I waited three days to get one!  Baby animals are cute!  I know you agree!   

[Rama]

Well I agree that baby animals are cute. That's enough right?

[Bernie AKA]

Just for Mother's Day - a little gem from truemomconfessions.com:

05.11.07 11:18p
Last night my husband and I were "experimenting" with some root vegetables during our lovemaking. I hadn't gotten around to throwing them away and when I went in to collect them, my 6 year old daughter came out of my room, eating the carrot. I didn't take it away from her because I want her to eat her vegetables.

I have some eyeball bleach here if anyone needs it. 

[joe]

I'm sure the taste made her nostalgic for those halcyon days in the womb.

[Bernie AKA]

I couldn't help but make a mental list of common "root vegetables" other than carrots.  Ouch!

Turnip
Rutabaga
Leek
Potato (sweet or baking, I wonder)
Radish (Daikon, no doubt)
Ginger Root
Garlic (Elephant?)
Parsnip
Jicama

Bet that was some trip to the farmer's market. I'm going to think twice before eating crudites at anyone's party from now on. 

[B E C K]

OMG!  LOL!!!  "I want her to eat her vegetables... that were in my twat and up our asses."  OMG!!!  *dies*

[IDE]

Is it dogs or cats or both that eat their babies' poop?

Either way the thought of baby animal poop disgusts me more than normal now.

[B E C K]

I've never seen a cat eat kitten poop.  Merla saw one of them eat the other's baby's placenta, but not poop.  You can't fault her, it's full of protein!