This summer's top blockbuster will be...

[Bernie AKA]

No, there'd be no Harry because I, as Lily, would have gone for the goth instead of the goober.   But I can't see Snape as a dad, either.  Lily would either be all weepy, complaining that he's always out with those dreadful Death Eaters and never spends any time with little Sevvie or casting a rolling pin spell and screeching, "Out all night again, you WORM!!!"  

[Rama]

Snape can't be tied down woman!  

[B E C K]

Scrooge, like Faye, will always be rich for one reason or another.

[Rama]

It's just not fair.  

[B E C K]

I know.  Fucking Scrooge.

[Rama]

And Faye....

I wonder if there some scheme from the years of Perry Mason I've watched that could help me get my hands on Faye's money.

[B E C K]

I certain there is.  You better get to studying those Perry Mason shows until you find it.

[Bernie AKA]

Snape can't be tied down woman!

Yeah, I can't quite see him as a submissive.  He'd probably rather do the tying-up.

[B E C K]

...dressed as Neville's grandmother.

[TM2 Rampage]

I'm gonna bet on Transformers.

Shrek 3... maybe people are tired of that by now. Or not.

Pirates 3... I haven't seen the second one, but from a couple anecdotal opinions I think people liked the first one more. I've only seen the first one and I didn't like it too much. I'm interested in seeing the CGI for Davy Jones in the second one, though.

[B E C K]

Well in the third one we find out how they get Jack back.  That's a good cliffhanger, even for people who don't care so much for the franchise.

I'd hope people get tired of Shrek.  The only thing I want to bomb more than the FF is Shrek.  By the end of the first movie he already wore out his welcome.