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« on: May 07, 2007, 08:42:39 AM »
EAR SPIDERS!

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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2007, 03:11:50 PM »
ARGH!  It's like one of my nightmares.  Jesus.  :x

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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2007, 04:01:42 PM »
That's why I like nice BIG spiders, like the big black & gold ones who spin giant webs capable of catching flying roaches.  How the hell did two get in there, never mind one?  I would be so awake if something crawled into my ear.

BLEH!!  I'm breaking out my concert plugs tonight!  :blink:  
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2007, 04:26:20 PM »
I don't see how you can be that oblivious to something living in your freakin' ear.  I get an itch and I go nuts and try to get it out with water.  Didn't he ever take baths?  Surely that would flush the beasts out.

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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2007, 04:26:56 PM »
OH!  And then to show it off!  "These were living in my ear."  EWWWW!  And the mom did it, too.  Trashy!

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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2007, 11:31:42 PM »
*Does not click*

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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2007, 11:35:58 PM »
I knew someone who had a roach in her ear.  College dorms are NASTY.

I had always heard that, in a year's time, the average person swallows up to seven spiders while asleep.  Luckily, I found that to be an urban myth.
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2007, 11:40:23 PM »
As many as I've seen around, I wouldn't be terribly shocked if it were true.

There's nothing horrible about that link.  It's a short, vague, bland few paragraphs and a picture of the dumbass holding up his spider-corpses-- which I can't even make out in the photo.
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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2007, 11:52:34 PM »
Besides, it's been on the TV news all day.  Nothing gross about it, except there's a dead spider in a vial.
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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2007, 01:36:49 AM »
Still better then a Snake in the toliet.  

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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2007, 02:03:23 AM »
Once when I was little I was riding my bike very fast and I felt something whip my inner ear.  I immediately stopped and batted at my ear but nothing happened and I assumed a bug had just hit me and that was the end of it.  So I go home and 15 minutes later I hear/feel a buzzing.  

Some little flying insect was flapping it's wings in my head.  


I ran to the bathroom, grabbed the peroxide, and poured into my ear.

Sure enough a little bug crawls out.  I threw him on the floor and stomped on him until he died.

Such is the fate of any creature that dares violate my orifices.

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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2007, 09:20:53 AM »
Dude, this mosquito with mad powets kept attacking me last night.  It even felt like he went for the ear.  I had to clean my ears before I went to sleep because I kept feeling something in there even though I knew there was nothing there.
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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2007, 07:49:08 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2007, 10:45:11 PM »
I saw this later and while talking to my mome she mentioned a neighbor who got a bee in her ear, and it punctured her ear drum.  I remember her ear drum being popped but never knew what happened to cause it.
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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2007, 02:26:00 PM »
Yikes!  Aural sex!  :P  
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« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2007, 07:23:59 PM »
I bought a big box of Cocoa Krispies and I can't eat a bowl without thinking about those damn spiders.

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« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2007, 09:10:12 PM »
Spiders or no spiders I'll eat'm.

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« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2007, 10:21:28 AM »
I didn't say I wasn't eating them, just that I think about the spiders when I do.

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« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2007, 10:32:45 AM »
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