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Merla and I agree.
« on: May 06, 2007, 01:24:51 PM »
We hate periods.

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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2007, 01:49:17 PM »
Ironically, you used two in that sentence.  
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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2007, 01:52:30 PM »
A fact that was not lost on me.

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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2007, 01:55:02 PM »
I know what you need!



HELLO KOTEX.
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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2007, 02:12:37 PM »
Those are adorable!

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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2007, 02:50:23 PM »
IBProfen reduces cramps when taken during the PMS Stage.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2007, 03:04:18 PM »
Cramps are the least of my problems.  Besides I'm not the filthy one right now.  :joe:

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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2007, 04:09:37 PM »
You're extra horny right now right? right?

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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2007, 04:49:53 PM »
Kary gets horny the day after, right when she's like done squirting ketchup.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2007, 05:04:55 PM »
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You're extra horny right now right? right?
She says "no".

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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2007, 05:05:47 PM »
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Kary gets horny the day after, right when she's like done squirting ketchup.
Schmoo in "all of her experience" concurs.   :joe:  

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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2007, 11:56:25 PM »
Still better then pregnancy.


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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2007, 03:07:27 PM »
Having my eyeballs ripped out would be better than pregnancy, doesn't mean I'd want it to happen!  

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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2007, 04:21:27 PM »
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Still better then pregnancy.

True.  I'm annoyed that even though my shop's closed, the merchandise deliveries aren't going to stop anytime soon.  <_<  
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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2007, 11:08:50 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2007, 11:34:12 PM »
I've never fucked a girl on the rag. My friend Eric loves it, though I've never met a girl who's horny while.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2007, 11:38:16 PM »
This dude I talked to in highschool mentioned his friend and friend's gf would do that.  Really, I'm thinking more about the mess than anything else.  :x

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« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2007, 11:54:41 PM »
My brother's wife can be a total bitch, but during that particular time of the month she never flips out.  Weird in that it's usually the opposite.
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« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2007, 01:23:25 AM »
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This dude I talked to in highschool mentioned his friend and friend's gf would do that.  Really, I'm thinking more about the mess than anything else.  :x
You could do it on Laundry Day.  

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« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2007, 02:18:16 AM »
Don't forget to bring a towel!

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« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2007, 09:19:02 AM »
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My brother's wife can be a total bitch, but during that particular time of the month she never flips out.  Weird in that it's usually the opposite.
Maybe she's too tired to be a bitch.  That shit takes energy.

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« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2007, 10:22:50 AM »
I am so glad I am a guy.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2007, 12:22:16 PM »
Then again, we have that multiple orgasm option.  ^_^  
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« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2007, 12:48:14 PM »
One is enough for me. I end up falling asleep soon after, anyways.
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« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2007, 12:57:56 PM »
Too bad menstruation can't be used as an attack, like that frilled dinosaur from Jurassic Park.

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« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2007, 03:10:13 PM »
I choose you nurichu!

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« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2007, 05:27:03 PM »
CHUUUUUUUUU!!  *Fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!!*

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« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2007, 06:56:20 PM »
OH GOD! I HAD TO WEAR WHITE LACE TODAY!!! AHHH!!!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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I could never ask for nothing better than this;
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« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2007, 07:48:03 PM »
Chuuu!

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« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2007, 09:49:53 PM »
OH GOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE! AHHH!!!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.