Author Topic: Damn, what a weird dream.... (Read 5255 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** May 04, 2007, 12:32:47 PM »

Robert the Doll was running around our house with an odd little goose-step gait (his straw-filled legs don't bend well). I have no idea where the dogs & Eddie were, but I kept following him saying "Robert....Robert, honey, come here...." I finally caught up to him, sat him in my lap and explained that he'd have to go back home to Florida - he just kept turning away, then looking back at me, and I could hear the straw in his body creaking. I gave him some peppermint sticks and he took them and slowly walked out the door onto the deck, looked back and waved.

I was totally calm in the dream, but had to turn on the lights when I woke up.

On a related note, we stayed at the Tremont House in Galveston over the weekend for Eddie's birthday, but didn't see the gangster ghost, even though we stayed on the 4th floor where he's always sighted. I have seen The Face at UTMB before - very odd.

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** May 04, 2007, 04:59:05 PM »

Maybe it's just your biological clock telling you it's time to have a little stuffed demon doll yourself.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** May 04, 2007, 05:55:08 PM »

Robert the Doll? Where's that from?

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:01:43 PM »

Key West. Kary loves it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #4 on:** May 04, 2007, 11:39:30 PM »

I'm sorry to say this, Bernie, but you re full of SHIT. There's no way IN HELL that Robert was at your place. Nope. no way. for no reason. Now, if you are saying that you imagined it, then its ok. But no way he was there.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** May 04, 2007, 11:47:40 PM »

It was a dream. FTW.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** May 04, 2007, 11:51:11 PM »

THERE'S NO DREAM WITH ROBERT. Bernie, RUN AWAY FROM IT. OR GET A WITCH. SOON

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** May 04, 2007, 11:53:19 PM »

If only I still worked at LJS, I'd send Merrie the Pagan Manager to your house to do, like, four corners and shit and wave around in her cloak wid her pent-o-gramz. Werd.

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** May 05, 2007, 02:59:26 AM »

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Robert the Doll? Where's that from?

It's one of those scary stories that keep you up at night that I promised not to tell anymore. Needless to say it's all kinds of fucked up Child's Play type stuff.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #9 on:** May 05, 2007, 07:00:36 AM »

I love how Faye was completely unphased by the idea of a doll running around my house; just that I said it was ROBERT.

And no Rama, I'd had enough of creepy human images, which is why the 1860's oil painting of my great-great-grandmother was in a closet for TS Alison to flood & ruin. She was scowling and the fucker was over 5 feet tall. I wouldn't even go it the room where it was hung when I was little. Gram had a very odd sense of humor, willing it to me. <_<

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** May 05, 2007, 12:01:26 PM »

LOLOL NO Bernie I hope i didn't offend you with my little rant! it was all a joke (i should have specified it being a joke)

Robert is scary, very scary

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** May 05, 2007, 03:29:49 PM »

Robert the doll reminds of the drummer from gorillas for some odd reason.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #12 on:** May 06, 2007, 09:42:02 AM »

O_o Crazy dream. All mine have the backdrop of Wal-Mart.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** May 06, 2007, 10:01:39 AM »

At least you'll always have low, low prices. Always.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #14 on:** May 07, 2007, 11:19:25 AM »

With the giant yellow smilie chasing you around, haunting you....

Nah, no offense, Faye.

Allegedly Robert is nothing to be afraid of, if one is polite and makes introductions. I'l tell him I think he's cuter than most real kids.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** May 08, 2007, 05:24:50 AM »

Better behaved too. If all kids did was stare out the window and scare my wife, I might want a few rugrats.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** May 08, 2007, 09:10:53 AM »

So what, this is like a ghost doll or something?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #17 on:** May 08, 2007, 12:43:01 PM »

Here, I'll make it optional, and not a creepy photo:

Robert

And I'd rather encounter Robert than this "doll" :x Some damn freaky people in Key West.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** May 09, 2007, 08:34:38 PM »

Thank god, it appears as long as I don't make any voodoo women angry and then receive a gift from them, I'm okay.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** May 09, 2007, 11:27:05 PM »

Jokes on you. All of the Board of Trustees at Chick-Fil-A are into Voodo. And you took those guestcards.

DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2007, 10:25:44 AM »

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2007, 10:42:20 AM »

True. You think Baron Samedi keeps all those chickens sacrificed to him? He's planning to run Tyson's out of business.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2007, 12:11:50 PM »

I lived off of Tyson's until I was about 16 or so.