Author Topic: We Ride! (Read 8650 times)

IDE · « **on:** Apr 26, 2007, 10:17:02 PM »

It's the last 80s night of the school year...of my last school year.

Strap on your head bands and tease your bangs!

Break our your cocaine and your rubik's cubes!

Once again...for the last time...IT'S ON!

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 26, 2007, 10:34:20 PM »

*puts on a blazer over a t-shirt and rolls the sleeves up*

WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!?

*emotes*

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 27, 2007, 02:55:55 AM »

So you are going to an 80s theme party, with a bunch of people that barely remember the 80s.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 27, 2007, 02:56:35 AM »

Thats right!

They were all born in 85 and later!

And i wouldnt have it any other way

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 27, 2007, 02:59:24 AM »

But what good is it in they never Wang Chunged when Wang Chunging was fresh and new damnit!

Oh well. Just Relax....Don't do it, when you wanna come. That's my advice.

Derrick · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 27, 2007, 10:47:39 AM »

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Thats right!

They were all born in 85 and later!

And i wouldnt have it any other way

Except for you, who probably saw the Bicentennial.

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 28, 2007, 02:40:27 AM »

Oh that can't be. He is only 23.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 28, 2007, 05:36:55 AM »

Exxxactly

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 28, 2007, 05:31:47 PM »

Dude, since we're talking 80's, I just made a sick find. (As in the good "sick" not the bad.) I found old concert t-shirts while I was cleaning out our storage shed: Rolling Stones with a giant version of their logo and the dates "1981-1982"; my mom's from some Summerfest tour featuring BOC, Foreigner, .38 Special, and several others with three German cities and dates on them; and a shirt from a Zeppelin tour "Over Europe 1980" (the freakin' summer before John Bonham's death) with Icarus on it, though he's a bit faded.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 09:50:55 AM »

Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I fondled women boobs. And they had silicones in them. They didn't feel fake at all! but then again, I've only touched mine and those. Mine are nice too.

Derrick · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 12:29:41 PM »

If you can feel the difference, they paid too much.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 06:10:47 PM »

Really? but i thought that you could feel the difference in all of them.

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 07:31:08 PM »

If you can, then they weren't put under the tissue properly, or at least that's what Howard Stern says. All the ones I have touched I could feel the bag, but I suppose the high quality ones he's touched feel good.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 10:11:23 PM »

The difference between the cheap sluts you've felt up and the ones Howard groped are that the ones he copped had rich boyfriends at some point or another.

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 29, 2007, 11:58:59 PM »

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Dude, since we're talking 80's, I just made a sick find. (As in the good "sick" not the bad.) I found old concert t-shirts while I was cleaning out our storage shed: Rolling Stones with a giant version of their logo and the dates "1981-1982"; my mom's from some Summerfest tour featuring BOC, Foreigner, .38 Special, and several others with three German cities and dates on them; and a shirt from a Zeppelin tour "Over Europe 1980" (the freakin' summer before John Bonham's death) with Icarus on it, though he's a bit faded.

That could be worth something. If no one is attached to it, you should throw it up on Ebay.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 12:42:26 AM »

Fuck eBay, it's mine. Maybe if it was something gross like dolls or somethin'. I knew there was a reason I should've asked my mom for a Cabbage Patch doll back in the 80's even though I fucking hated them.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 01:51:10 AM »

And that's why you'll always be poor! Attachment....BAH! I'd sell my Mom's ashes on eBay if I thought I could get twenty bucks for them.

Hmmmmmmmm.......that's not a bad idea.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 06:04:01 AM »

Then , people, I have to say that if any of you want to get boob implants you should definitely go to Colombia.

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 01:47:03 PM »

9 out of 10 women agree... you'll get a paralyzing infection.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 01:47:22 PM »

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And that's why you'll always be poor! Attachment....BAH! I'd sell my Mom's ashes on eBay if I thought I could get twenty bucks for them.

Well to things but not people. I'd sell people into slavery fast than you could list your mom's ashes.

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 02:35:32 PM »

Hmmmmm...There are a lot of illegals in your area. Wouldn't be hard to capture and sell them.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 04:10:24 PM »

All I really need a large cage, some string, and a few beers as bait.

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 04:40:11 PM »

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Then , people, I have to say that if any of you want to get boob implants you should definitely go to Colombia.

Hi Everybody!

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 09:58:48 PM »

Boobs and drugs for the price of one! Bleh, who'd want to go to Columbia anyway?

Derrick · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 30, 2007, 10:23:11 PM »

Prospective Coke Mules.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** May 01, 2007, 02:46:20 PM »

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All I really need a large cage, some string, and a few beers as bait.

I can get you the cage. I have several human sized cages for reason I'd rather not get into. But for bait I can only offer frozen buritos.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** May 01, 2007, 02:56:43 PM »

That won't do at all. They'd never eat your frozen shit when they can beat their wife and nine daughters at home to make ten dozen fresh ones.

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I have several human sized cages for reason I'd rather not get into.

Jesus Christ, what?

I thought Bigfoot was in the Pacific Northwest.

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** May 01, 2007, 03:04:16 PM »

We call him the Skunk Ape or MoMo here.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #28 on:** May 04, 2007, 11:47:33 AM »

The 80's were my reward for having to grow up during the 60's & 70's.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** May 04, 2007, 06:33:04 PM »

So if it holds that every three decades are passable, we're due in about three more years. Barring WW3 of course.