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Anna nicole is dead
« on: Apr 18, 2007, 04:59:00 AM »
The guy "doing" her is not as attractive as me.  I could totally have railed that chubby bitch!  I could've been the father of the milionaire baby!

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« Reply #1 on: Apr 18, 2007, 09:02:56 AM »
I thought she deserved the money for even standing to be in the same room as J. Howard.  I used to date a guy who moonlighted as a parking valet at the River Oaks Country Club, and they would initiate the new guys by letting them take his car. His driver would get out, wheel him into the club, and the poor valet had to drive what was described as "a catbox that hadn't been cleaned in 6 months" veeery slowly and carefully to the parking area. :x  Apparently he was wetting and shitting himself all the time by then.

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« Reply #2 on: Apr 18, 2007, 10:44:20 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 18, 2007, 11:47:43 PM »
Hey, when you're an ancient multibillionaire, the world is your litterbox.  At their age there are few reasons to get out of bed every morning other than to take a leak...and even that's an option when you're filty rich.
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 19, 2007, 08:22:30 AM »
Ew!

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« Reply #5 on: Apr 20, 2007, 08:32:26 AM »
Ewwww that's so nasty!  I would never marry a guy old enough to be my grandpa, I don't care how rich he is.  

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« Reply #6 on: Apr 20, 2007, 12:24:09 PM »
He took a shine to my boyfriend for some reason and asked him to be his personal assistant. To quote, "He couldn't pay me enough to be his diaper boy!"  
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 21, 2007, 01:37:37 PM »
Does that mean the guy was childfree?  :D