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« Reply #30 on: Apr 17, 2007, 07:56:22 PM »
My professor was talking about rooms full of stiffs today.

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« Reply #31 on: Apr 17, 2007, 11:28:42 PM »
Oprah in all of her ignorant woman glory devoted her show on the sub-topic of bad language and degredation of women used by rappers and hiphop artists, inspired by our good friend Br'er Imus.  I could only stomach about ten minutes but highlights include:

A group of stupid bints (passing themselves off as educated women) calling for censorship.  They say they don't contribute to the problem because they don't buy that sort of material.  1) It's not aimed for them anyway.  2) Their kids and relatives buy it.

One smart hip-hop lovin' cookie who brought up the revolutionary idea that parents should try instilling morals and values themselves instead of relying on dudes wearing baggy clothes and grills to do it for them.  However, she loses points for saying she was "an educator who educates".  FTW.  Oprah rudely and hilariously cuts her off when she speaks too much.

Russell Simmons trying to shove blame elsewhere (much to ire of the cows mentioned above) and staunchly defending the "poets".  Snoop and Eminem are poets like my ass is a poet.  Isn't it enough we call them artists, we also have to call them "poets"?  While I agree their backgrounds need to be taken into consideration, it doesn't work as a defense once you become filthy rich.
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« Reply #32 on: Apr 17, 2007, 11:50:35 PM »
Poets?  LOL.
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« Reply #33 on: Apr 18, 2007, 01:39:35 AM »
When I was in school, "nappy-headed" was somebody who didn't have time to wash their hair that morning.  That's apparently the only thing construed as a racist remark.  "Hoes" is just an urban insult/general female descriptor.

What made it racial?  The Justice Brothers!  The only folks allowed to get away with racist remarks are they!
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« Reply #34 on: Apr 18, 2007, 06:36:03 AM »
Some people have waaaay too much free time.

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« Reply #35 on: Apr 18, 2007, 03:46:42 PM »
Yep, and they wonder why they are fatties.
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« Reply #36 on: Apr 18, 2007, 04:39:34 PM »
The founder of Napster is a white kid, known for his "nappy" hair.
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« Reply #37 on: Apr 18, 2007, 06:00:20 PM »
My cousin had a fro. Ray Vicario (A kid I grew up with) had a blonde fro! Both had bouts of extreme nappiness.
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« Reply #38 on: Apr 21, 2007, 01:32:36 PM »
My aunt was also calling them poets.  I'm like "lady, they ain't poets" and she made some sort of counterpoint of that it was kinda like poetry and I told her that if she applied that sort of logic, then we'd have to call every single lyricist in every genre a goddamn poet.  And then I mentioned something about only having to deal with the obscene popularity of hip-hop until the next fad comes along and she expressed disbelief.  She was alive for disco, she should know better.

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« Reply #39 on: Apr 21, 2007, 02:15:28 PM »
Black people make terrible music. They suceeded in Jazz, but everything else will be forgotten.
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« Reply #40 on: Apr 21, 2007, 02:52:35 PM »
Vanessa Williams?  Luther Vandross?  Janet Jackson?  That molestor Michael Jackson?  The dude Rockwell that only had a hit because he got Michael and Jermaine to sing on it because he was Jermaine's brother-in-law?  The dude from Cameo?  Aaliyah?  Lenny Kravitz?  Living Colour?  Haddaway?  :joe:
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« Reply #41 on: Apr 21, 2007, 02:55:15 PM »
Besides, aren't black people supposedly responsible for nearly every major trend of music?
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« Reply #42 on: Apr 21, 2007, 09:07:26 PM »
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Vanessa Williams?  Luther Vandross?  Janet Jackson?  That molestor Michael Jackson?  The dude Rockwell that only had a hit because he got Michael and Jermaine to sing on it because he was Jermaine's brother-in-law?  The dude from Cameo?  Aaliyah?  Lenny Kravitz?  Living Colour?  Haddaway?  :joe:
Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, half a black and half jew, somewhat good, sucks. That and most of those don't create music, they sing other people's music.
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« Reply #43 on: Apr 22, 2007, 01:17:51 AM »
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Disco isn't dead. Disco is life!  

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« Reply #44 on: Apr 22, 2007, 02:06:13 AM »
Michael Jackson is neither suck nor black.

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« Reply #45 on: Apr 22, 2007, 08:11:42 AM »
Michael Jackson is the BEST singer EVER. he's the best!

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« Reply #46 on: Apr 22, 2007, 12:05:22 PM »
Eh, if you say so. I see him as a singer, not a musician, especially since he doesn't write his own music. That's just skilled interpretation, not musical creation.
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« Reply #47 on: Apr 22, 2007, 03:12:15 PM »
I see him as a better preformer than anything, considering his range is, or rather was, limted only to pop music.  
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« Reply #48 on: Apr 22, 2007, 03:51:49 PM »
Exactly, but not a musician.
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« Reply #49 on: Apr 22, 2007, 04:28:55 PM »
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Michael Jackson is neither suck nor black.
He used to be.  It counts!

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« Reply #50 on: Apr 24, 2007, 02:16:06 AM »
The way some people talk, you'd think blacks invented music itself.

But with the exception of country and church music, my granddad referred to it all as "nigger music".  So even he believed the lie!
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« Reply #51 on: Apr 24, 2007, 10:52:01 AM »
If I hear one more person bleat about how every good American needs to send money to patch New Orleans up, no matter how many times the idiots get wiped out because they're rebuilding on a time bomb, because it's where jazz was born, I may have to start running around in a circle screaming to get them off the subject.  
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« Reply #52 on: Apr 24, 2007, 05:12:34 PM »
I'm not helping any Katrina people, not after they came to my city, increased crime and littered!  I don't care how musical they are.

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« Reply #53 on: Apr 24, 2007, 10:53:01 PM »
Musical thugs!

yo -- don't try nothin' funny
ho -- gimme yo money
tho -- I might make you my honey
whoa -- gotta stop being punny
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« Reply #54 on: Apr 25, 2007, 01:05:05 AM »
Ooh, you added musical notes.  Nice touch!

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« Reply #55 on: Apr 25, 2007, 12:44:13 PM »
WHOOO!!!

Stephanie Miller is replacing him (if only for half a week) on MSNBC. EVERYONE WATCH! She's fucking hillarious.
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« Reply #56 on: Apr 25, 2007, 05:38:49 PM »
Who is dat?

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« Reply #57 on: Apr 25, 2007, 05:48:27 PM »
She's really funny.

www.stephaniemiller.com
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