Author Topic: My long lost aunt is gone. (Read 6208 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Apr 04, 2007, 10:35:49 AM »

At least that's what I'll say when I arrive in Hong Kong.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070404/od_uk_...ngkong_ninawang

joe · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 04, 2007, 10:40:45 AM »

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 04, 2007, 10:52:26 AM »

Well of course you'd start screaming if you saw the picture at that size. Anyway, auntie was very eccentric, you know.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 05, 2007, 08:13:14 AM »

JESUS CHRIST! GET IN THE TRUCK!

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 05, 2007, 12:20:21 PM »

Auntie loved trucks. That's why she left me 50 in her will.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 08, 2007, 07:48:59 AM »

fuck i should have learned cantonese instead of mandarin. too late now, i could have become a lesbian just for her. i thought we had a connection

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 08, 2007, 12:24:04 PM »

Of all the images of her, why did they pick the picture that made it look like her mouth was having a seizure? Everyone looks crazy with their mouth like that, including Steven Wright.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 08, 2007, 10:46:45 PM »

I really think her seizure-mouth is the least of her problems. Check of that 'stache for starters. That and she died.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 02:12:44 AM »

They made anime dolls out of her likeness. Her memory will live on forever.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 03:52:33 AM »

Minmei dolls!

Retarded_TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 05:05:26 AM »

Is that a chibi anime drawing of her in the background of that picture? Heh

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 05:45:04 AM »

talking about old hags, my step-mother's birthday is today. i think she's 31 now...maybe i'm wrong. she's getting "old". i already told her that she should be careful because my dad doesn't like "old women"

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 06:15:25 AM »

Won't be too much longer till you're 31.

Derrick · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 08:56:44 AM »

Isn't IDE already?

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 04:12:51 PM »

I hope Merla doesn't see this thread.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 08:16:20 PM »

WHAAT?!?! Merla is 31?!?!?!?!?!

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 10, 2007, 11:29:56 PM »

In about six more months, yes.

joe · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 11, 2007, 12:07:01 AM »

Mmm. Aged like a fine wine.

Tart and tangy, I'll wager.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 11, 2007, 12:23:27 AM »

Probably more like owl pellets and hairspray.

joe · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 11, 2007, 12:34:15 AM »

That's so gross.

You're far too mean to your poor sister.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 11, 2007, 12:40:16 AM »

I lovf my thither. I often express love through abuse. That's why I spank my pussy.

That being one of my cats. She enjoys it.

joe · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 11, 2007, 12:58:57 AM »

How do you spank a cat without touching its hole? I mean, cats don't have buttocks.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 11, 2007, 11:17:03 AM »

You spank their meaty thighs.

Author Topic: My long lost aunt is gone. (Read 6208 times)

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