Author Topic: Second sirens I've heard today (Read 23039 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #60 on:** Oct 10, 2004, 11:40:47 AM »

o.o

I WANT ONE!!!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #61 on:** Oct 10, 2004, 11:51:53 AM »

...That's just wrong.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #62 on:** Oct 10, 2004, 11:55:23 AM »

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o.o

I WANT ONE!!!

I'll bet you also want a BMW and a Hugh Grant love doll.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #63 on:** Oct 10, 2004, 12:04:17 PM »

Hey fuck you, bananas are full of potassium!

B E C K · « **Reply #64 on:** Oct 10, 2004, 08:27:30 PM »

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No, dried cum can obstruct the urine flow. It causes the piss to spray everywhere, and causes me to be a couple of minutes late cuz I gotta lysol everything.

There's no way to clean it out before you go? Like with a qtip or a bottle brush or something?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #65 on:** Oct 10, 2004, 08:37:25 PM »

maybe if u pee harder?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #66 on:** Oct 10, 2004, 10:04:33 PM »

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No, dried cum can obstruct the urine flow. It causes the piss to spray everywhere, and causes me to be a couple of minutes late cuz I gotta lysol everything.
There's no way to clean it out before you go? Like with a qtip or a bottle brush or something?

B E C K · « **Reply #67 on:** Oct 10, 2004, 10:09:07 PM »

Dip it in a little Draino before going.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #68 on:** Oct 10, 2004, 11:22:07 PM »

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maybe if u pee harder?

Ah ha ha ha ha!!!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #69 on:** Oct 10, 2004, 11:41:33 PM »

o.O; That just proves you lack penis!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #70 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 07:57:01 PM »

so that means men cant pee harder?

Fiero · « **Reply #71 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 08:15:46 PM »

Not exactly. A little harder, but usually we're already peeing as hard as we can.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #72 on:** Oct 13, 2004, 09:25:47 PM »

Right. That way we won't have to clean the bowl every weekend. We end up doing it once every night.

B E C K · « **Reply #73 on:** Oct 15, 2004, 02:10:25 AM »

I saw my first viewing of How Clean Is It? earlier this week. They visited a single guy's home, I mean filthy cobweb-laden roach-infested hovel, and his toilet had a large, crusted pee-covered dung ring in it. Nast!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #74 on:** Oct 15, 2004, 10:42:14 AM »

Why does "crusted dung-ring" sound like something Emeril would make?

B E C K · « **Reply #75 on:** Oct 16, 2004, 12:14:14 AM »

BAM! (I won't describe what I picture happening with that.)