Author Topic: Second sirens I've heard today (Read 23101 times)

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #30 on:** Oct 06, 2004, 07:56:39 PM »

Which is like Father of the Pride.

God, why must all of our threads become intertwined?

blanktoe · « **Reply #31 on:** Oct 06, 2004, 09:28:08 PM »

I know. I bet we all have our periods at the same time too!

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Oct 07, 2004, 11:00:44 PM »

Okay, then who else here is finishing up?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #33 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 12:22:39 AM »

<_< jeeeeeezus.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 12:23:46 AM »

What? WHAT?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #35 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 12:46:27 AM »

You're being yucky!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 01:33:43 AM »

So! What's it to ya? If I have to suffer, so do you! =P

MegatronYES · « **Reply #37 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 02:18:39 AM »

Though to a lesser extent, I've suffered by way of the same activity! I've had live-in girlfriends.

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 02:23:42 AM »

Until your penis actually convulses and bleeds for days, it's not the same thing.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #39 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 02:26:49 AM »

Oooowuuukay, that was it! :unsure:

::walks out of thread ::

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 02:32:03 AM »

Thank you and goodnight! ::cues applause::

MegatronYES · « **Reply #41 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 02:43:09 AM »

::points fingers in the air ::

Thank you! You've been great!

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 02:44:45 AM »

Must resist... cracking another gross... period joke...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #43 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 02:52:21 AM »

First, concentrate on trying to resist cracking your period.

Oh, I hate/love myself.

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 03:29:42 AM »

Cracking my period? Is that like breaking the sound barrier or something?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #45 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 01:24:30 PM »

No.

It's more like.... shut up! :angry:

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #46 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 01:25:26 PM »

I disected a sheeps heart today x.x

blanktoe · « **Reply #47 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 01:31:31 PM »

I pissed on myself this morning X.x

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #48 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 02:13:40 PM »

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You're being yucky!!!

haha my ex also calls it "the yucky"

blanktoe · « **Reply #49 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 04:26:03 PM »

I can see why you still love him.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #50 on:** Oct 08, 2004, 09:19:02 PM »

nah, we just still like each other...the onyl reason we broke up its cause he was gonna leave for cali

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Oct 09, 2004, 01:33:50 AM »

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I pissed on myself this morning X.x

Why?

Sam · « **Reply #52 on:** Oct 09, 2004, 01:35:54 AM »

Sometimes when I piss in the morning I get like 3 distinct streams.

B E C K · « **Reply #53 on:** Oct 09, 2004, 01:37:15 AM »

FTW?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #54 on:** Oct 09, 2004, 01:43:02 AM »

Sometimes my piss smells like coffee or campell's chicken noodle soup.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #55 on:** Oct 09, 2004, 03:15:12 AM »

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Sometimes when I piss in the morning I get like 3 distinct streams.

Honestly ladies, that's not entirely uncommon!

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Oct 09, 2004, 10:20:01 PM »

Are you sure you're not forcing your finger over the pee and making it stream, like I sometimes do with the garden hose?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #57 on:** Oct 09, 2004, 10:33:40 PM »

No, dried cum can obstruct the urine flow. It causes the piss to spray everywhere, and causes me to be a couple of minutes late cuz I gotta lysol everything.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #58 on:** Oct 09, 2004, 10:37:43 PM »

Seriously.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #59 on:** Oct 10, 2004, 09:03:16 AM »

I shouldn't have read that while fucking EATING A BANANA!