Author Topic: Are your cats and dogs okay? (Read 9465 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Mar 19, 2007, 07:38:58 PM »

Seriously. None of the food I've been feeding my cats as of late is on that list and they seem to be doing okay. Still tho'... jeez, fuckin' poisoners.

Recall list: http://www.menufoods.com/recall/product_cat.html

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 19, 2007, 07:54:24 PM »

EH!!!!!!

Both my Dogs and Cats eat Iams.

Rama · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 20, 2007, 12:44:37 AM »

Oh it's only on canned food. The Iams I feed my pets are all dry food. That's good to know. When it comes to can food I go with Cesars and Sheba.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 25, 2007, 12:13:18 PM »

I should feed that to my sister.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 25, 2007, 11:25:00 PM »

I think it's less affective on human beings. I read somewhere it was mold in the gluten, and in the paper I read it was rat poison. FTW.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 26, 2007, 12:27:41 AM »

Chinese Rat poison. It's a plot by those Red Chinese to kill off us capitalist American pigs. And if I didn't need them to make my DVD player I'd be really put off right now.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 26, 2007, 12:32:34 PM »

It's a plot by Chinese animals to kill off our American animals. Duh.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 26, 2007, 09:07:32 PM »

Talking about rat poison, that reminded me of a story my roommate told me she read in a Hong Kong newspaper. This guy was in a LOT of debt, so he decided to commit suicide. He tried 3 times, and failed all of them (don't ask me what he did, for I do not remember). Anyways, the 3rd time he was like fuck this shit, I'm going old school. So he borrowed all this money from I don't know where, spent it all and then drank the strongest rat poison to commit suicide. He woke up 3 days in the hospital. The damn poison was expired and it didn't kill him

and of course now he's in more debt cause of the hospital bills! haha i wonder if he tried to commit suicide again <_<
Anyways, I would have expected the poison, EVEn if it was expired, to kill him, cause come on, so much shit can kill you if you eat it when its expired, and rat poison won't do it? bs

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 26, 2007, 09:23:03 PM »

Sounds like an urban legend...

But you're a real failure if you can not kill yourself.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 01:26:04 AM »

He couldn't do it Cobain-style?

joe · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 01:30:22 AM »

There's a woman around here trying to secure her fortune by suing this company. Apparently her dog wouldn't eat it, so she started eating the food herself so as to demonstrate to the dog what it should be doing, and she got sick. Or so she claims.

Hahaha. Fucking ridiculous.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 01:35:31 AM »

Fucking whore. I hope one of the people who lost a pet "accidentally" shoots her.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 01:35:49 AM »

All my cats and dogs are dead D:

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 01:44:56 AM »

Which has nothing to do with the pet food, does it? <_<

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 02:04:12 AM »

not a thing.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 02:30:33 AM »

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He couldn't do it Cobain-style?

Courtney Love is going to kill him and then make it look like a suicide.

joe · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 02:33:15 AM »

God, she's so ugly. Please don't mention her name again.

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 02:35:02 AM »

Who? Courtney Love?

joe · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 02:39:19 AM »

Bastard. She makes my skin crawl.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 02:44:11 AM »

IDE would still bang her.

joe · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 02:49:40 AM »

Yes, but he's Earth's number one player, put here by God to please all women.

You didn't know?

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 02:55:19 AM »

joe · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 03:04:00 AM »

I would think his frequent posts detailing his sordid adventures would have tipped you off by now. He's Casanova reborn, there can be no doubt.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 03:07:25 AM »

I just sorta skim those looking for my name to make sure I didn't unknowingly sleep with him.

joe · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 03:13:48 AM »

"I totally lied to Rama about how old I am, but I think he's on to me, dammit!"

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 05:32:28 AM »

Wait....He's not 23? It's like 9/11 all over again.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 12:38:50 PM »

I did #1!!1111 Teh gods have smiled upon their golden winged messenger!!!!!1 342tghhh

IDE · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 05:01:20 PM »

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Wait....He's not 23? It's like 9/11 all over again.

nicely done.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 05:17:39 PM »

That reminds me, we were talking about worse fears the yesterday. Apparently, some queermo who works with-- er, someone I know (heh) is afraid of teh butterflies. So I was saying that there are waaaay scarier things than butterflies and began naming them. Among the list were:

death
rapists
sharks
crocodiles in the bath tub
things swimming up your ass
plane crashing into your house (we live in close proximity to an airport, it could happen)
getting run over by a car
terrorists
vampires
ghosts
vengeful spirits
werewolves
poison snakes
family members dying
your children/pets being molested
falling off a tall building
zombies
having a tall building fall on you
falling off a tall building that's falling over
falling off a tall building that's falling over while another tall building falls on you
bears (specifically being torn to pieces by them)
being shot
failing life

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 27, 2007, 05:19:32 PM »

spiders laying eggs in your ear
cochroaches crawling all over you
tsunamis
massive earthquakes
aliens