Author Topic: The Darkest Day (Read 6724 times)

IDE · « **on:** Mar 15, 2007, 11:44:32 PM »

It's happened. A girl has found out about my age lying. She heard I was in my late 20s so i told her 26. I hope she doesn't dig any further...

Some fucking judas sold me out because he likes her. I don't know what I'll do when I find out who it was.

I haven't felt this shitty since 9/11.

edit: Also, what a steaming pile of shit that guy is. To have to sell me out because his good qualities are over shadowed by my own. If this was ancient greece I'd skewer that fuckstain sparta style.

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 15, 2007, 11:51:33 PM »

You could just tell her you're 29. If she really likes you it won't matter.

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 15, 2007, 11:56:05 PM »

oh wait I forgot to mention that along with the whole age lie, the guy also told her I was making out with some other chick on tuesday night which is only partially true...

because I made out with 2 chicks that night.

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 15, 2007, 11:58:24 PM »

She's a lucky gal.

IDE · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 16, 2007, 12:03:50 AM »

The little angel actually thought at first that this other guy was lying to her to make me look bad.

She believed in me.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 16, 2007, 03:15:49 AM »

Then why did you tell the truth? Not that I have anything against the truth, but, you know...

Merla · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 16, 2007, 10:12:53 AM »

You need help, major therapy that is.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 16, 2007, 04:14:58 PM »

Because she asked to see my driver's license. I didn't have it on me but I decided to concede defeat (and even then I just raised my age to 26). If this had just been about making out with some chick I'd have denied denied denied. But this sack of shit rat bastard vanhelsing has struck me where I'm most vulnerable.

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 16, 2007, 09:10:49 PM »

Agreed, take the celestial warning and don't fall.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 18, 2007, 03:26:02 PM »

Do you have a fake license? If you had a fake license to back up your claim, you would've been golden.

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 18, 2007, 10:20:05 PM »

I've been entertaining that thought for over a year now.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 18, 2007, 10:54:31 PM »

Jail time is totally worth it.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 19, 2007, 08:37:46 AM »

Yeah, you'll be the most popular piece of jailbait ass in Cellblock C!

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 19, 2007, 09:14:22 AM »

23 isn't baity enough. Especially when he's a 30 yr old in disguise.

I'd do the Transformers' noise now but I can't.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 19, 2007, 11:39:09 AM »

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I haven't felt this shitty since 9/11.

By the way, when people say stuff like this, it irks me. Were you supposed to be either on one of those flights, the Pentagon, or in the Twin Towers, or was someone you loved killed in the attack?

My Dad was supposed to be, but his boss got sick so the business trip was postponed (It only took Federal investigators 3 years to confront the company about why my Dad's meeting for that Tuesday, which had gone on for every tuesday for almost a year, was cancelled that day) which was the only reason he was not caught up in all that shit, but even I don't feel like I should complain. If someone you did love was killed, or you were supposed to be there, maybe you could feel like shit, but otherwise... no.

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 19, 2007, 02:51:58 PM »

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Jail time is totally worth it.

There are sites that sell novelty IDs that say "novelty" on the back. I would never present the ID in any sort of official capacity. I wonder if that makes it ok.

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Yeah, you'll be the most popular piece of jailbait ass in Cellblock C!

More like the deadest piece. Anyone who holds a filed down plastic knife at my throat is gonna have to go ahead and kill me if they want a piece of this. But they better watch out for the involuntary bowel release that accompanies their necrophilia.

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If someone you did love was killed, or you were supposed to be there, maybe you could feel like shit, but otherwise... no.

I can't help it. I remember this feeling. It feels the same way. Same sort of hollow "Is this really happening?" type feeling.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 19, 2007, 07:07:54 PM »

"I feel the same way about my real age as the day hundreds of people died." This is an internets joke, right? You're a twelve year old posting here while surfing for Sponge Bob pr0n.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 21, 2007, 02:25:57 AM »

Does this make me a monster?

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 21, 2007, 02:01:15 PM »

No, it makes you silly. You'd be a monster if you slit these girls throats and bathed in their blood to restore your lost youth.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 21, 2007, 02:09:49 PM »

Which totally works. You should try it.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 21, 2007, 02:25:20 PM »

And how! My eye doctor thought I was still in high school.

IDE · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 21, 2007, 07:41:32 PM »

I bounced back last night by making out with 2 hot young broads and almost making out with another (she tried to make out with me but I gave her a pop kiss instead...maybe I am getting old). I have all of their contact info and they have been added into the stable as follows:

4) Courtney
5) Megan
6) Kim

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 21, 2007, 11:52:57 PM »

Who're 1, 2, and 3 again?

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 22, 2007, 02:16:49 AM »

You're actually keeping track of this stuff?

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 22, 2007, 02:28:56 AM »

1) Jazmin
2) Kristen
3) Jackie

I've scaled back from the 10+ at a time days. I had spread myself too thin, there are a few others but I'm considering them a b list.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 22, 2007, 04:07:18 PM »

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You're actually keeping track of this stuff?

No, I'm just curious. I don't like incomplete lists. It's just a quirk of mine. Just like I didn't like that beetle dying out in the hallway, so I put it in a nice patch of grass to die. Or how I keep my plastic bottle in my bag when I'm done with it so I can take it home to recycle.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 23, 2007, 12:21:15 AM »

I do that with Glass bottle. It just seems wrong to throw them away.

IDE · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 23, 2007, 03:58:41 AM »

I just had sex with an old #1. I think I made a post about lamenthing her loss months ago...but she came back...for the sex.

Sex, actual street fighting, and 2D fighting games, those are my god given talents.