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Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
« on: Feb 08, 2007, 03:09:52 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: Feb 08, 2007, 03:26:29 PM »
Yeah, I came back from a meeting so I just saw that.  I cannot believe she is dead.  Talk about rotten luck.  Her life was full of drama, never a dull moment for her. Rest in peace, Anna Nicole.  

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« Reply #2 on: Feb 08, 2007, 03:33:38 PM »
TrimSpa killed her I tell ya! TRIMSPA BABY!  

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« Reply #3 on: Feb 08, 2007, 04:14:43 PM »
What is this family drinking that's killing them off?  So many jokes, gone.  I'll always have Kathy Griffin and her account of Anna and "mash pataters".

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« Reply #4 on: Feb 08, 2007, 04:17:13 PM »
Hmmm, or maybe it was all that fried chicken.  Just a thought.

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« Reply #5 on: Feb 08, 2007, 09:09:53 PM »
I just read on squirrel's board that there is a 5 month old baby daughter who as of right now is probably the youngest millioniare in the world.

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« Reply #6 on: Feb 08, 2007, 10:17:46 PM »
Ok who here wants to take bets on how she died? My money is on OD. With all the crap she had been going through I could see it happening, but I heard a rather intresting theory that Howard Stern (Her "Partner" as it's always put on the news, not the radio guy.) Posioned her after she married him to get the money.
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 09, 2007, 02:15:33 PM »
That was a thought I had, too.  Not so much for the money because I don't think any union they had was legally binding, but maybe he's been in love with her all these years and she told him yesterday, "You know what, I don't really want to marry you after all" or something like that.  And then Howard snapped like a twig and put cyanide in her KFC.  She could be rather callous, after all.  She slighted Chaka Khan once on the backstage of Hollywood Squares.  Chaka Khan.

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« Reply #8 on: Feb 09, 2007, 04:12:07 PM »
I'm rather sad she didn't live long enough to get all that money.  MAN would that ever have been fun to watch.

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« Reply #9 on: Feb 09, 2007, 04:16:37 PM »
The lastest news is that Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Fredrick is now claiming that he had a decade long affair with Anna Nicole and that he is the father of her baby!  :blink:  :blink:  :blink:   There is no end to this drama, not even with her death.  

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« Reply #10 on: Feb 09, 2007, 04:33:32 PM »
I'm the father of the baby.

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« Reply #11 on: Feb 10, 2007, 12:43:21 AM »
I knew you tucked. Lifesavers indeed!  

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« Reply #12 on: Feb 10, 2007, 12:45:13 AM »
Yeah, that whole tampon thing was a sick front.

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« Reply #13 on: Feb 10, 2007, 12:46:55 AM »
And I had to stand in line with you when you bought them. I can't believe you put me through that!  

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« Reply #14 on: Feb 10, 2007, 12:48:28 AM »
There's nothing embarassing about it.  We all have to stand in line for tampons one day.

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« Reply #15 on: Feb 10, 2007, 12:52:06 AM »
I...I just wasn't ready, but you were just so forceful about it.  

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« Reply #16 on: Feb 10, 2007, 11:12:53 AM »
I...don't care.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #17 on: Feb 10, 2007, 03:18:43 PM »
About Anna Nicole or tampons, because both would make interesting topics for the opinion section of the school paper.

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« Reply #18 on: Feb 10, 2007, 06:06:30 PM »
Don't these things happen in threes?  Do two more celebs need to croak or just another relative of Anna Nicole?

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« Reply #19 on: Feb 10, 2007, 09:31:47 PM »
Ricardo Montabond will be next.

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« Reply #20 on: Feb 10, 2007, 11:51:48 PM »
Or maybe one of Dannielynn's many fathers.

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« Reply #21 on: Feb 11, 2007, 12:25:11 AM »
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« Reply #22 on: Feb 11, 2007, 04:43:28 AM »


O.J. did it!  :ph34r:  
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« Reply #23 on: Feb 12, 2007, 01:19:32 AM »
FREE THE JUICE!

























But much like orphanages and the homeless, not in my neighborhood!
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« Reply #24 on: Feb 12, 2007, 02:50:31 AM »
I'm going to double down and throw out Kirk Dogulas as well. I was a little shocked he hadn't bucked the kicket yet.

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« Reply #25 on: Feb 12, 2007, 08:24:37 AM »
I see your Kirk Douglas and raise you Chevy Chase.

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« Reply #26 on: Feb 12, 2007, 01:56:42 PM »
Leave Chevy Chase alone.

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« Reply #27 on: Feb 12, 2007, 03:53:27 PM »
Agreed!

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« Reply #28 on: Feb 12, 2007, 07:29:00 PM »
As a representitive of South Florida, you're welcome.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #29 on: Feb 13, 2007, 12:56:11 PM »
For what?  Keeping OJ?