Author Topic: Happy Birthday, Squirrel. (Read 8330 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Feb 08, 2007, 12:42:30 AM »

yeahhhh, 7, bitch, halfway to being legal.... in Sweden. But whatever.

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Feb 08, 2007, 12:43:35 AM »

Doug where are j00?

Merla · « **Reply #2 on:** Feb 08, 2007, 11:32:54 AM »

Happy Birthday, non-legal Squirrel-Man.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Feb 08, 2007, 12:35:06 PM »

He's probably legal in squirrel years.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Feb 08, 2007, 01:25:34 PM »

That's a good point. The important question is are squirrel years recognized by Texan Law or will this be another Rin Tin Tin fiasco for me?

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Feb 08, 2007, 03:46:04 PM »

You'll note it's an issue of age and not bestiality. They don't have that law in Texas as it's impossible to enforce. Too many Cowboys and too many willing cows. It's just not practical.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Feb 08, 2007, 04:22:10 PM »

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You'll note it's an issue of age and not bestiality.

Is a human child not but a small human child beast?

Merla · « **Reply #7 on:** Feb 08, 2007, 05:12:03 PM »

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You'll note it's an issue of age and not bestiality.
Is a human child not but a small human child beast?

OMG! Doug has hijacked Nuri's account!! O_O

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Feb 08, 2007, 10:22:14 PM »

Oh she called you Doug. Them's fighting words. And since you are both from Texas it should be a quick draw contest at High Noon!

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Feb 09, 2007, 02:11:13 PM »

Noon!? But I wanted to sleep in!

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Feb 09, 2007, 03:10:11 PM »

Well we could reschedule to around 2pm...There is another opening then, but you are killing the mystique.

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Feb 09, 2007, 03:57:40 PM »

What if I just get her in her sleep?

Merla · « **Reply #12 on:** Feb 09, 2007, 04:11:40 PM »

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What if I just get her in her sleep?

She could do it you know. The other day she apparently flicked my eyelids open while I was sleeping and I didn't stir.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Feb 09, 2007, 04:35:30 PM »

I should've flipped them inside out.

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Feb 10, 2007, 12:38:16 AM »

Well...while vengence would be served. It wouldn't be nearly as dramatic and not very Texan. Now if you move to Jesery...

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Feb 10, 2007, 12:47:26 AM »

You don't know anything about Texans, shut-up. Yee-haw.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Feb 10, 2007, 12:51:11 AM »

I've seen plenty of movies about Texas, AND I read the Texas travel guide. That makes me an expert. I just don't know how you keep all that tumbleweed from coming in your house when all you have are those saloon style swinging doors.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Feb 10, 2007, 03:15:51 PM »

Ask Huck Finn next time you and he share another kooky river raft adventure.

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Feb 11, 2007, 12:35:27 AM »

:: Looks in his datebook. ::

Ok...that'd be the 16th, right after I sell my load of moonshine. Oh....speaking of that I better stock up on jugs with 3 Xs on it, almost out.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Feb 12, 2007, 01:17:32 AM »

Pr0n jugs!

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Feb 12, 2007, 02:54:54 AM »

How dare you associate my illegal Moonshine with the Porn industry. Selling waterdowned booze(that may or may not be responsible for several deaths. Can't say till the case is settled.) that I make in large open drums behind my Meth lab is much more respectable then that.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Feb 12, 2007, 01:55:52 PM »

Shut-up.

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Feb 12, 2007, 03:57:44 PM »

No. You shut-up.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #23 on:** Feb 12, 2007, 05:17:26 PM »

Alla yous hsut up!

my age si notimportent to humnas becuase we rea mateure at 11 motnhs old so i think threrfore i fuk

we cna liev up ot ten yaers old but most aer eatne befoer theyr 1 so im dam lukcy!

*posted in the traditional TDS slur*

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Feb 12, 2007, 06:01:12 PM »

I forgot he had a traditional slur.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #25 on:** Feb 12, 2007, 07:20:30 PM »

Happy Birthday to me...

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Feb 12, 2007, 07:32:01 PM »

You celebrated with crying-masturbation again, didn't you?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #27 on:** Feb 12, 2007, 08:24:54 PM »

I coated 16 pictures of you in cum. I'm so gay.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Feb 12, 2007, 10:49:52 PM »

You'll have to fight Faye for him.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #29 on:** Feb 13, 2007, 07:54:07 AM »

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You'll have to fight Faye for him.

Fifty bucks on Zero. He may have a blindspot, but he's a scrappy one!

Author Topic: Happy Birthday, Squirrel. (Read 8330 times)

Merla