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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #210 on: Oct 03, 2007, 09:44:57 PM »
I haven't even been to space even though it was built like years ago. But it doesn't matter cause I just moved back here and don't have any friends to go to clubs with.


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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #211 on: Oct 03, 2007, 10:16:04 PM »
Awwww

You need women.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #212 on: Oct 04, 2007, 10:02:03 AM »
Indeed I do.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #213 on: Oct 04, 2007, 12:59:31 PM »
If I ever meet you IRL, Rama, I'm going to use a plastic spoon to eat the skin off of your face.

Better make it a spork.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #214 on: Oct 04, 2007, 06:26:35 PM »
Knifork?!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #215 on: Oct 04, 2007, 06:55:06 PM »
I'm going to Miami in January, yaayy!! I need to get a tan. Fuck winter in Philly, yo

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #216 on: Oct 05, 2007, 04:35:18 AM »
What is this "tan" you speak of?

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #217 on: Oct 05, 2007, 08:03:58 AM »
 :laugh:
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #218 on: Oct 05, 2007, 12:30:19 PM »
I thought South Americans were naturally light brown skinned. Why bother tanning?
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #220 on: Oct 05, 2007, 12:54:29 PM »
I need one of those considering the neighborhoods I go into. I could beat them to death or stab them.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #222 on: Oct 05, 2007, 01:16:28 PM »
Also, it seems that Scrubs is the most awesome show on the planet and I have been oblivious to this fact until now.  :raiseeyebrow:
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #223 on: Oct 05, 2007, 02:06:54 PM »
I'm going to Miami in January, yaayy!! I need to get a tan. Fuck winter in Philly, yo

God, I'll have to avoid the nightlife that week. Remember, we don't eat Guinea Pigs or Penguins here. :D
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #224 on: Oct 05, 2007, 02:44:28 PM »
I should be in LA by then.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #225 on: Oct 05, 2007, 05:18:22 PM »
I thought South Americans were naturally light brown skinned. Why bother tanning?
Yet another stereotype. I'm disgustingly pale in winter. It is horrible. HORRIBLE. I look like a damn zombie.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #226 on: Oct 05, 2007, 05:39:57 PM »
Yeah, I gotta agree with Faye. Most southern South Americans are lightskinned. Remember, Argentina is the Europe of South America. Crowded and full of smelly foriegners.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #227 on: Oct 06, 2007, 12:12:15 AM »
I thought South Americans were naturally light brown skinned. Why bother tanning?
Yet another stereotype. I'm disgustingly pale in winter. It is horrible. HORRIBLE. I look like a damn zombie.

You haven't met the undead until you've seen my legs.  :vampire:

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #228 on: Oct 06, 2007, 06:06:39 AM »
Undead? More like a Werewolf!

*Rimshot*


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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #229 on: Oct 06, 2007, 12:45:43 PM »
Mine are hairy too.

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #230 on: Oct 06, 2007, 03:17:48 PM »
Undead? More like a Werewolf!

*Rimshot*



Like you ever saw them.   :P  And I've been shaving now.   :look:  Heh, you reminded me of when I worked in DQ, this chick and I were comparing hairy legs.  Oh, and there's this coworker of mine now who's like a hippy or something so she doesn't shave.  Or even wear shoes half the time.  She's awesome.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #231 on: Oct 06, 2007, 07:01:37 PM »
Omg this lady that works in my building was wearing a skirt the other day, showing her SUPER HAIRY legs. I didn't know women could get THAT hairy in their legs, it was like something from out of space.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #232 on: Oct 06, 2007, 11:13:19 PM »
That's always disgusting. I know the whole double-standards and all that... but women have beautiful, shapely legs. Why ruin it with a black forest?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #233 on: Oct 07, 2007, 07:31:36 PM »
That's always disgusting. I know the whole double-standards and all that...

Not really.  Super-hairy legs on dudes can be pretty stomach turning, too.  You know the sort of legs I'm talking about.  Where you expect him to have four more appendages and live in a web.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #234 on: Oct 14, 2007, 11:35:03 PM »
HAHAHAA
especially if they are super white and the hairs are very thick and black! eww

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #235 on: Oct 16, 2007, 12:25:36 AM »
One of the girls down in the records department must have some italian blood in her, because her arms are hairier than mine.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #236 on: Oct 17, 2007, 08:14:46 PM »
I hate hair anywhere but in the head, so i get rid of it AAAALLL
body hair is a big nono

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #237 on: Oct 18, 2007, 08:47:25 AM »
....Me Sasquatch.

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #238 on: Oct 18, 2007, 11:59:35 AM »
I hate hair anywhere but in the head, so i get rid of it AAAALLL

Donate it to Locks of Love!
I love escargot!  Is that so wrong?

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Re: Girl likes guy who is taken
« Reply #239 on: Oct 18, 2007, 02:49:03 PM »
Why? So some cancer patient kid can wear Faye's pubes on his head?