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« Reply #30 on: Jan 22, 2007, 03:44:56 PM »
Well of course, not to mention s'mores and roasted weenies. Wicked Win.

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« Reply #31 on: Jan 22, 2007, 05:48:33 PM »
Ha, I'd never cook things in the fireplace, I'd just nuke them in the microwave.

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« Reply #32 on: Jan 22, 2007, 10:24:48 PM »
Marshmellows explode in the microwave. Awesome.
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« Reply #33 on: Jan 22, 2007, 10:47:24 PM »
I'd rather grill hot dogs...they taste better that way.  

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« Reply #34 on: Jan 22, 2007, 11:26:29 PM »
Barbecued Shortribs. Mmmm. FUCK stupid vegetarians and Vegans, more meat for the rest of us.

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« Reply #35 on: Jan 22, 2007, 11:36:46 PM »
Indeed...  Not to mention we get the ability to build more muscle from eating meat.
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« Reply #36 on: Jan 23, 2007, 04:30:55 PM »
Why must animals be so tasty?

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« Reply #37 on: Jan 23, 2007, 05:39:16 PM »
*evolves tyranosaurus jaws for 5000 evolution points*

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« Reply #38 on: Jan 23, 2007, 11:20:53 PM »
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Good thing the really delicious ones are ugly and stupid.  

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« Reply #39 on: Jan 24, 2007, 12:34:50 AM »
Chicken, pigs, cows, and fish can be adorable.  I can't eat anything really cute like a bunny or a cat.


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« Reply #40 on: Jan 24, 2007, 01:16:05 AM »
People around here eat rabbits.  I couldn't do it, though, since they're one of the few woodland creatures I like (yes, even squirrels).  Besides, they tell me rabbit is stringier than hell.

But concerning marshmallows exploding in a microwave...that's my preferred means of making Rice Krispie treats.  Lots easier and quicker than the old stovetop method.
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« Reply #41 on: Jan 24, 2007, 05:40:45 PM »
I haven't tasted it, but a woman once told me deer tasted gamey.  She and her husband would go hunting and kill their own.  Way to go.  Not only did you needlessly kill something, it didn't even taste good.

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« Reply #42 on: Jan 24, 2007, 06:11:18 PM »
The only thing I would NEVER eat is a baby animal(ie: veal)
I actually found out like 5-7 months ago that veals are baby cows. and next day i saw that episode in south park where i dont remember which one of the kids found out the same thing and he went on to try to save them all!

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« Reply #43 on: Jan 24, 2007, 08:31:02 PM »
That was hilarious.

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« Reply #44 on: Jan 24, 2007, 10:32:16 PM »
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I haven't tasted it, but a woman once told me deer tasted gamey.  She and her husband would go hunting and kill their own.  Way to go.  Not only did you needlessly kill something, it didn't even taste good.
You know, I never really understood what "gamey" was suppose to taste like.  

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« Reply #45 on: Jan 24, 2007, 11:13:58 PM »
Here's an easy way to tell:  have you ever eaten fried cubed steak?  If you compare the taste of cubed steak and similarly prepared deer tenderloins, the only discernable difference you will be able to tell is the afore-mentioned "gamey" taste.  Deer make for pretty good meat, by and large.

And what's the difference between eating an animal and a baby animal?  The latter tends to be more tender.  BTW, "baby cows" are generally called calves.
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« Reply #46 on: Jan 24, 2007, 11:28:16 PM »
Never had cubed steak. So I guess it'll remain a mystery, and I'm ok with that.  

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« Reply #47 on: Jan 25, 2007, 12:39:05 AM »
I used to like cube steak but I guy one that was disgusting and all cartiledge ridden so cube steak is fucking fired.

edit: venicen is good.
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« Reply #48 on: Jan 25, 2007, 12:58:33 AM »
Is that like venison with penicillin in it?

Because fuck yeah, them's good eats.

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« Reply #49 on: Jan 25, 2007, 02:36:00 PM »
uh...why yes! the very same!

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« Reply #50 on: Jan 25, 2007, 04:04:53 PM »
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I haven't tasted it, but a woman once told me deer tasted gamey.  She and her husband would go hunting and kill their own.  Way to go.  Not only did you needlessly kill something, it didn't even taste good.
You know, I never really understood what "gamey" was suppose to taste like.
Like Parcheesi!  Or "(used of the smell of meat) smelling spoiled or tainted".  Whichever you prefer.  Dude, I love cubed steak.  You've never had chicken fried steak?  Cubed steak's used a lot for that.  Or steak fingers.  I don't care what it is, bread it and fry it.


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And what's the difference between eating an animal and a baby animal?
The latter's slighter sadder than the former.
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« Reply #51 on: Jan 25, 2007, 10:46:16 PM »
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You've never had chicken fried steak?
Nope. Don't know why, but it just never sounded good to me, so I've never made it or ordered it.  

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« Reply #52 on: Jan 26, 2007, 12:18:55 AM »
cube steak? what the fuck is that? [blonde] is that the name of steak for poor people?[/blonde]

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« Reply #53 on: Jan 26, 2007, 12:28:24 AM »
Steak cut into cubes.
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« Reply #54 on: Jan 26, 2007, 12:33:03 AM »
well DOHHH but my point is: why would someone cut a steak in cubes? because it's aesthetically perfect? because it has something to do with the cosmos? why?

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« Reply #55 on: Jan 26, 2007, 02:06:53 AM »
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« Reply #56 on: Jan 26, 2007, 09:47:08 AM »
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Cube steak is a cut of beef, usually top round, tenderized by a fierce pounding of a meat mallet or use of an electric tenderizer.
Thanks to our friend and Tom's drinking buddy, Wikipedia.
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« Reply #57 on: Jan 26, 2007, 09:53:59 AM »
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Cube steak is a cut of beef, usually top round, tenderized by a fierce pounding of a meat mallet or use of an electric tenderizer.
Thanks to our friend and Tom's drinking buddy, Wikipedia.
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« Reply #58 on: Jan 26, 2007, 10:05:26 AM »
You didn't have to penetrate.  The damage is done.  Now go before you hurt another child, Doug.