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« Reply #30 on: Jan 12, 2007, 03:42:39 PM »
not even a little peak now and again?

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« Reply #31 on: Jan 12, 2007, 03:51:02 PM »
Is that a pun or just a misspell?  In any case, yes I have peeked and it was all lesbo, so that still rules you out.

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« Reply #32 on: Jan 12, 2007, 08:27:29 PM »
that was a blatant mispell U_U

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« Reply #33 on: Jan 15, 2007, 12:00:32 PM »
Did you just call me fat, bitch?   :angry:   I should kick you in the peak.

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« Reply #34 on: Jan 15, 2007, 03:55:34 PM »
actually I was just talking about this shirt I saw someone wearing at the gym

But I like this whole lifting you idea.  I'll put you on my shoulders and we'll run barter town.

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« Reply #35 on: Jan 15, 2007, 08:55:04 PM »
Psh. I could do that.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #36 on: Jan 15, 2007, 10:59:23 PM »
Who's taller here?  I want the best view possible of the parade.

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« Reply #37 on: Jan 16, 2007, 02:50:16 AM »
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« Reply #38 on: Jan 16, 2007, 08:21:54 AM »
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Yeah, I posted that because Merla and Schmoo were being all noisy at the time.  It never fails that one of them will come knock on my door and be all "come see something" or whatever.  Then by the time I return, my computer's on stand-by and a couple of hours have passed.

With me it's usually "Can you drive me someplace." or "Can you come fix/and or lift something heavy" or "Can you take item A to place B" Usually the trash. And it never fails that I get asked to do these things not while I'm channel surfing bitching that nothing is on, but when I'm working.

And I can write in the car, but 90% of the time I'm driving so that rules that out.  

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« Reply #39 on: Jan 16, 2007, 07:13:47 PM »
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And I can write in the car, but 90% of the time I'm driving so that rules that out.
Attach post-its and a penholder to the horn.
 

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« Reply #40 on: Jan 16, 2007, 07:46:09 PM »
wait, isnt Bitch supposed to be super tall?

If not , I might be the tallest girl here

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« Reply #41 on: Jan 16, 2007, 07:55:54 PM »
As interesting as the thought of me riding on Bitch's shoulders is, I don't think it quite works out.

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« Reply #42 on: Jan 16, 2007, 09:37:30 PM »
You'd have nice cushions for your calves, though. And I wouldn't be as tempted as IDE to grab your butt.

Faye, unless you're '6-1" or taller, you're still shorter than I am.

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« Reply #43 on: Jan 16, 2007, 09:49:04 PM »
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You'd have nice cushions for your calves, though.
That is true.


I wish I was tall.

















Maybe I should go find one of those fortune-telling gypsy-in-a-box machines.

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« Reply #44 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:58:04 PM »
6'4" of solid hay bale lifting boony Sasquatch.
Also, Bitch, just to compliment you; I find women over 6' very attractive. It's because they can usually look me in the eye without looking up...

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #45 on: Jan 16, 2007, 11:18:51 PM »
That's what you bring around some old phonebooks for.

I thought for the longest time I was 5'5".  Then we were comparing heights and I was measured at 5'4".  Then at a doctor's visit they recorded me as 5'3".  Then Rama accused me of shrinking.  So I just go by 5'3" now.  And I'm the tallest in my immediate family.  Not including my dad of course, because he's a whore.  He's like 5'8" or something so he's fucking short, too.
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« Reply #46 on: Jan 18, 2007, 10:38:01 AM »
You're taller then 5'3" You came up to about my chest and I'm 6' even. (5'-11" when I slouch..which is a lot.) I don't think you are that short, and if you are it doesn't look it.

I'm actually shorter then my dad was at 6'-2" course I'm also thinner since he was like 250-280 and I'm only 190.
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« Reply #47 on: Jan 18, 2007, 12:24:19 PM »
Maybe you were slouching.  Ha ha.  The people who measure me at the doc's office insist I'm that short.  What do you think I am?

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« Reply #48 on: Jan 18, 2007, 04:53:54 PM »
I'd say between 5'-4" and 5'-5" and maybe I was slouching. That would explain it.  

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« Reply #49 on: Jan 18, 2007, 05:42:22 PM »
I hear Spider-man also makes people seem taller.

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« Reply #50 on: Jan 18, 2007, 07:01:19 PM »
Aaa I'm 5'8 but with high heels/boots(that i ALWAYS wear... i dislike wearing sneakers) i go up to 6, 6'1.  

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« Reply #51 on: Jan 18, 2007, 07:20:07 PM »
I'd love to wear high heels but they hurt and it turns out I don't like pain.

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« Reply #52 on: Jan 18, 2007, 09:36:59 PM »
After a while you get used to them. That's when pain leaves and love settles in

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« Reply #53 on: Jan 18, 2007, 09:39:02 PM »
Replace love with agony, and you've got it right.

Anyone who loves heels doesn't walk about three miles a day.

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« Reply #54 on: Jan 19, 2007, 12:01:02 AM »
I used to piss off the rodeo pricks in high school when I laughed at their high heeled cowboy boots. The fact that one turned out to be gay was a major point of humor at our class reunion.
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« Reply #55 on: Jan 19, 2007, 06:10:15 AM »
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Replace love with agony, and you've got it right.

Anyone who loves heels doesn't walk about three miles a day.
Pardon me, but I walk all the way from my place to work, and viceversa.

Anyways, who would need to walk miles and miles per day? Maybe a highschool kid that lives in the asuburbs. But I live in Center City so I don't need to. God bless this cosmopolitan city

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« Reply #56 on: Jan 19, 2007, 10:05:20 AM »
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I hear Spider-man also makes people seem taller.
You know, I still have that shirt. It's seen better days, but I just can't bring myself to throw it away. But, I have an all new Spider-Man shirt now...so no worries there.  

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« Reply #57 on: Jan 19, 2007, 10:29:06 AM »
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Anyways, who would need to walk miles and miles per day? Maybe a highschool kid that lives in the asuburbs. But I live in Center City so I don't need to. God bless this cosmopolitan city
Actually, I walk sixteen blocks to work and then get to stand all day, and get fifteen minutes to sit down every three hours if I can find the time. Heels are for people with sit down jobs, not people who get paid to lift things.

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« Reply #58 on: Jan 19, 2007, 05:25:37 PM »
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Faye, unless you're '6-1" or taller, you're still shorter than I am.
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« Reply #59 on: Jan 19, 2007, 08:14:31 PM »
:lol:

The heels don't hurt my feet.  They hurt my knees.  I have two pairs of heeled shoes, both boots with thick, supportive heels, and the highest one is two inches.  I prefer to wear the other ones, which are only about an inch or so high.  I can't wear anything higher or thinner than that.  I went shoe shopping the other day and founds loads of pretty heels but all I had to do was try them on for a minute and I was crickey all day.