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« Reply #60 on: Sep 30, 2004, 07:19:03 PM »
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« Reply #61 on: Sep 30, 2004, 07:30:22 PM »
Faye dear, could you euthanize Phage for me?

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« Reply #62 on: Sep 30, 2004, 08:49:36 PM »
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Hmm, not a bigot. Just a moron. I see. Diagnosis: Chronic Alcohol induced brain damage. Solution: institutionalization.
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« Reply #63 on: Sep 30, 2004, 09:45:54 PM »
Since this thread usta be about Kerry, I'll say that he won tonights debate and Bush should die!

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« Reply #64 on: Oct 01, 2004, 12:15:53 AM »
I didn't watch the debate because I don't give a fuck.
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« Reply #65 on: Oct 01, 2004, 12:45:04 AM »
if Bush wins I get to kick your ass.

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« Reply #66 on: Oct 01, 2004, 01:46:23 AM »
Scruffy seconds.

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« Reply #67 on: Oct 01, 2004, 07:57:47 AM »
Actually it's because I was suppossed to take the mum to my girlfriend, along with some  suplies for a bootineer, but I realized I'd forgotten it when I was five mins from her house.  It takes me 40 minutes back and forth, plus I had to take her to Hobby Lobby before 8:00, so it was, yeah.  I just said fuck it.
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« Reply #68 on: Oct 01, 2004, 10:38:21 AM »
Kerry beat the shit outta bush. The cutaways of Bush were priceless.
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« Reply #69 on: Oct 01, 2004, 12:26:18 PM »
God, what a hoot.  I wanted to yank Bush's tongue out and slap it on the podium a few times to get the cobwebs off.  Republicans must have felt like parents watching their kids fuck up all the lines in the school play.  :lol:

A few aftershocks at work today - in this 97% Republican office, a strange quiet has settled.  Also, every major supervisor was asked to come up to meet with the Chief Operations Officer AND the HR person, which means something money-related is going to affect the entire office.  As most of our business is insuring multi- million (billion, in some cases) energy & marine drilling operations, re-appointing Bush is very important for their interests and our business plan for next year.  I think upper management is a bit nervous after last night and the supervisors are being prepared for an announcement of drastically-cut bonuses, if we get bonuses at all.

Regardless, I'm still voting for Kerry.  :P  
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« Reply #70 on: Oct 02, 2004, 12:04:57 AM »
I worked that night.  Not that I would've watched as hearing Bush speak makes my ovaries shrivel up screaming, but what are some of the things he fucked up?

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« Reply #71 on: Oct 02, 2004, 12:15:25 AM »
All he could say is "You give off Mixed signals." That was the basis of his rebuttals. That and whenever Kerry talked, it looked like Dick Cheney was biting off Bush's hemerhoids.

Also Kerry brought up how Bush is researching new nuclear weapons, and Bush didn't deny it.

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« Reply #72 on: Oct 02, 2004, 12:16:44 AM »
Hey!  No more nukuler weapons!

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« Reply #73 on: Oct 02, 2004, 12:17:39 AM »
He also fucked up on Iraq many times. Stubborn asshole.

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« Reply #74 on: Oct 02, 2004, 01:26:39 AM »
I wanted to post a Kerry button and some of them are just weird.  I don't know why this made me think of Bernie... http://shop3.kerrygear.com/Merchant2/merch...y_code_btns.htm  And of course they have an official Spanish button:

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« Reply #75 on: Oct 02, 2004, 09:15:12 AM »
I saw someone on Livejournal with an icon that said "Vote for us Cause We Don't have a Brother in Florida" or something like that.
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« Reply #76 on: Oct 02, 2004, 09:37:06 AM »
Jeb is a complete dick too.

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« Reply #77 on: Oct 02, 2004, 01:23:48 PM »
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« Reply #78 on: Oct 02, 2004, 02:43:04 PM »
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