Where the Fuck Have I Been?

[Extra Zero]

Good question.  
 

[IDE]

you weren't in my sink stroking ur harbl

[Derrick]

Yay, he's back.

No, really, I am excited.

[Extra Zero]

But I was alone in my room playing with my Wii!

[Derrick]

And this is different from what you normally do, how?

[Extra Zero]

I can't seem to figure that one out myself...

I should record a sequel to the 'Very Maxcon Christmas' though...

[B E C K]

'Sling Blade' has already been made.

[Extra Zero]

Who said I wasn't going to base his character off of the fat kid from the hit Disney film "The Big Green" this time?

[TM2 Rampage]

But I was alone in my room playing with my Wii!

I was going to wait until later in the Wii's life to do this, but...

You wasted your money, man. Nintendo is DOOMED
http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.ph...tion+controller

[Rama]

You where at home. Washing your tights!  

[Derrick]

But I was alone in my room playing with my Wii!

I was going to wait until later in the Wii's life to do this, but...

You wasted your money, man. Nintendo is DOOMED
http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.ph...tion+controller

Wii = future.

[Rama]

Wii is going to win on the virture that you don't have to take out a second  mortgage on your house in order to afford it.  

[Derrick]

And it's actually interactive. The people who say "I don't wanna move while playing video games, who wants to punch when boxing?!" Are fatasses who should just euthanize themselves to save us their medical bills. Sure diabeetus medications aren't that expensive, but you know what, having to bury gamers in Halo themed coffins are going to be the biggest drain on real-estate since suburban sprawl.

[Rama]

Well they are marketing a more traditional controller for the Wii too. Don't know if it works on all the games, but with that out there it does take away a lot of complaints about the Wii's mode of game play. I don't mind the interactive...but I just think playing Call of Duty 3 with it would be difficult.

[Derrick]

The other controller is for classic N64 and GC games. You can't play alot of the Wii games with it.

[Rama]

Well so much for that.  

[TM2 Rampage]

I believe the Classic Controller works for all games on the Virtual Console, and does not work for GCN games. The Classic Controller may also be used for future Wii games that support it... possible Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

I have yet to play any Wii FPS, but I look forward to playing Call of Duty 3 or Far Cry, which I heard may be better in terms of controls.

[B E C K]

Eh, let me know when Wii comes out with a game that lets me kill homeless people.  I'd get interactive for that jazz.

[Derrick]

They are getting the GTA Games.

[B E C K]

I don't want to steal a car and run them over.  I want to use the controller as a club.  Fuck a GTA.

[Rama]

Hmmm...Maybe a 3-D fighting game based on the "Bum Fights" video franchise. Not bad, Not Bad at all...the controversy over the content will only boost sales. We'll have another Mortal Kombat on our hands. BRILLANT!

[Derrick]

URINE STREAM OF DEATH!

[TM2 Rampage]

Extra Zero hasn't replied for a while.


He must be too busy playing non-traditional games

[Wickedly Yours E]

It's the Gears Chainsaw.

[B E C K]

Hmmm...Maybe a 3-D fighting game based on the "Bum Fights" video franchise. Not bad, Not Bad at all...the controversy over the content will only boost sales. We'll have another Mortal Kombat on our hands. BRILLANT!

All righty, let's see what Team Nurama duo comes up with this time.  I think this new game should have:

• Alternative playable characters.  Like Soul Caliber having Link and Spawn, we could have a older, crazier versions of Popeye and Donald after being freshly ejected from the service.  Everybody loves a sailor!
• Hit music.  Hot names like Cascada, Three Doors Down, and Fats Domino could contribute music, redone in groovetastic dance mixes.  What better to beat a homeless guy wearing a blanket as a cape to than "Kryptonite"!
• Build your own homeless guy!  Then beat him to death!  Depending on the system, use data from a storage device and super-impose the heads of your friends!  Or use other games to build homeless guys, like in Monster Rancher.  Insert disc one from the Three's Company set and beat up Zombie Don Knotts.

[Extra Zero]

It's the Gears Chainsaw.

Word.

I'm on that shit practically nightly now.

[Rama]

Hmmm...Maybe a 3-D fighting game based on the "Bum Fights" video franchise. Not bad, Not Bad at all...the controversy over the content will only boost sales. We'll have another Mortal Kombat on our hands. BRILLANT!

All righty, let's see what Team Nurama duo comes up with this time.  I think this new game should have:

• Alternative playable characters.  Like Soul Caliber having Link and Spawn, we could have a older, crazier versions of Popeye and Donald after being freshly ejected from the service.  Everybody loves a sailor!
• Hit music.  Hot names like Cascada, Three Doors Down, and Fats Domino could contribute music, redone in groovetastic dance mixes.  What better to beat a homeless guy wearing a blanket as a cape to than "Kryptonite"!
• Build your own homeless guy!  Then beat him to death!  Depending on the system, use data from a storage device and super-impose the heads of your friends!  Or use other games to build homeless guys, like in Monster Rancher.  Insert disc one from the Three's Company set and beat up Zombie Don Knotts.

I've been kicking around a few character names. So far I've got Bob the Bum, Harry the Hobo, Vinny the Vagrant, and Benny the Beggar. Course we'll have to run that by marketing to make sure we can use all of those.  

[Faye Valentine]

URINE STREAM OF DEATH!

   that's actually funny, and I'm not even drunk!

edit: that made me remember something. the other day i was at the train station in center city, waiting for my train and a latin bum came and sat by my side(he smelled like he peed ALL OVER HIMSELF). he asked me in spanish "can you give me some coins please?" and i just looked at him and moved my head, like saying no. Then he said "you don't understand what I'm saying, right?"(again, in spanish), and I answered in spanish "yeah i do, and I'm sorry but I don't have any". And he looked at me surprised and said sorry i didn't know you knew spanish. Wtf ! I'm tired of my own people thinking I'm not latin  
OOoo and when he left, the reak of urine stood in the air for another 20 MINUTES, and I'm not even kidding. it's like he left his urine-soaked soul there around me. It was HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE

[Derrick]

Kary gets that all the time. Everyone thinks that she is Italian.

[B E C K]

it's like he left his urine-soaked soul there around me. It was HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE

 "Urine-soaked soul"!  Maybe that can be the name of a wraith-type character in our game.

Anyway, you reminded of the time I had this whole conversation with someone in Spanish, except I don't speak or understand almost any of it.  So it was them talking and me going "uh-huh", "si", "no", and "buuuueno".