Author Topic: to valentine gift best (Read 10729 times)

Wickedly Yours Spambot · « **on:** Nov 26, 2006, 02:33:53 AM »

Poetry of the own composition

gift for you as valentine gift valentine gift
I present basket food gift
You will be complacent valentine day gift
gift basket after all best that there is
I have returned you in the manner of food gift basket
And only baby gift for the best
basket gift - here is this choice
gift last minute - will approach all
Prose gift for him
This idea gift idea valentine
valentine gift idea certificate gift
or gift certificate don't care corporate gift
that gift certificate. But after all gift wedding
baby basket gift and baby gift basket one and too?
Remained only
gift him and birthday gift

Define the style of this product. Spasibo. shall else and do not forget your good forum.

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 02:39:03 AM »

Poety of the pwn composition:

L2PLAY Nub! LULZZZZ!!1!!!!1 QQ moar fagit!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 07:25:34 AM »

Spasibo???I always hated Alexandr. Russians are not good loversss

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 06:09:35 PM »

In Russia the lover loves you!

Merla · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 27, 2006, 08:43:31 AM »

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Russians are not good loversss

You know this personally?!?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 27, 2006, 09:24:19 AM »

I WILL DESTROY This Spambot! UTTERLY!

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 27, 2006, 01:36:44 PM »

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You know this personally?!?

Sometimes barynya not always appropriate, da?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 27, 2006, 08:36:09 PM »

Net.
Obviously you haven't seen Sex ad the city! if its there its cause its true! :nurihappy:

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 27, 2006, 10:37:00 PM »

But... Sarah Jessica Parker isn't attractive, and would have to pay real people to fuck her. O_O;

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 28, 2006, 12:17:54 AM »

I'm going to have to agree.

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 28, 2006, 12:23:38 AM »

Plus, more than half the episodes were written by men. One of them was probably cr0n holed and abandoned by a russian.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 28, 2006, 03:48:50 AM »

And to think he paid five thousand Rubles for that.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 28, 2006, 05:33:21 AM »

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Plus, more than half the episodes were written by men. One of them was probably cr0n holed and abandoned by a russian.

GAY men. Women trapped in a man's body.

OOOoOoOOoo how did Tom know the russian was screwing Sarah Jessica Parker??? cause he watches Sex and the cityyy OOoOoOoOo

Derrick · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 28, 2006, 06:41:09 AM »

I didn't, actually. I've only watched the Lesbian episodes because Kary said they were good. I was gravely disapointed. I am talking about the series in general, no one would fuck either of the three really, except the Brunette. I'd tap that.

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 28, 2006, 09:16:21 AM »

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I was gravely disapointed.

That comes from being straight and male. I compare watching sex in the city to a woman watching the Three Stooges.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 28, 2006, 12:31:51 PM »

I'd like to see Three Stooges in the City.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 29, 2006, 12:11:24 AM »

Moe (Voice Over): Is the sex scene dead for the bowl haircut, short, Jew in New York? This is somehting I have to ask myself every...

Curly: Hey Moe! What you writing?

*Smack*

Moe: Quiet numbskull, can't you see I'm working here.

Curly: BARK! BARK!

Moe: (Raises hand) Get outta here...

-Larry busts in.-

Larry: Hey fellas, I just got laid again.

Moe: Oh really?

Larry: Yeah.

Moe: Grab your ear.

-Larry does so and Moe takes hold of his arm and pulls him over to the couch and pushes him down.-

Moe: Sit down and Shud up!

I think we have a hit. We should start production on this right after we wrap on that remake of Wizard of Oz.

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 29, 2006, 09:52:38 AM »

....the Stooges of Oz.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 29, 2006, 01:17:32 PM »

Dude, we're gonna be rich.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 29, 2006, 10:12:13 PM »

Damn Skippy. I'm already picking out my country club.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 30, 2006, 09:12:57 AM »

...and you called yourself white. You should already have one!

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 01, 2006, 12:37:12 AM »

I know! I don't even own a sweater vest! The shame.....the shame!!!!!!

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 01, 2006, 04:43:20 AM »

You may borrow one of mine.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 01, 2006, 04:57:06 AM »

*Sniffle* Thanks...

Hey, this thing is kinda crusty....

.....................................

Derrick · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 01, 2006, 08:15:29 AM »

Oh no.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 02, 2006, 02:01:40 AM »

It burns a little.

IDE · « **Reply #26 on:** Dec 02, 2006, 02:58:45 AM »

Not when you pee though right?

I remember the days when you could rock a sweater vest alone as your top.

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Dec 02, 2006, 03:36:10 AM »

No, of course not. Why? What have you heard?

IDE · « **Reply #28 on:** Dec 02, 2006, 06:58:05 PM »

rumors...on the INTERNET.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #29 on:** Dec 02, 2006, 08:37:24 PM »

Tha'ts nothing compared to what I hear about you. FROM YOUR WOMEN!