Author Topic: Lincoln and Kennedy Coincidences (Read 15699 times)

Pelethan · « **on:** Nov 18, 2006, 11:02:12 AM »

Hi all,

laughter...

Abraham Lincoln: Elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy: Elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln: Elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy: Elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain 7 letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both had wives who lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shots on a Friday.

Both were shots in the head.

Lincoln's secretary, Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatrm.
Kennedy's secretaryd, Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas.

Both Lincoln and Kennedy were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerner.

Both successors were named Johnsons.

Andrew Johnson, who succeededw Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was borno in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth was born ink 1839.
Lee Harveyq Oswald was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by theirb three names.

Both names are comprised of 15 letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caughtm in a warehouse.
Oswald ran frome a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before theirw trials.

How do you think? Government conspiracy or coincidences?

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Faye Valentine · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 18, 2006, 12:25:11 PM »

It's old

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 18, 2006, 08:23:23 PM »

Both men used whale oil as a mastubatory lubricant.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 18, 2006, 11:12:33 PM »

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John Wilkes Booth was born ink 1839.
Lee Harveyq Oswald was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by theirb three names.

Both names are comprised of 15 letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caughtm in a warehouse.
Oswald ran frome a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before theirw trials.

Both became blue octopi on Nick Jr.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 19, 2006, 12:39:01 AM »

Where is the spam? I want SPAM!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 19, 2006, 10:01:09 AM »

Was that person actually a new member?? like not a spam one , but a real one??

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 20, 2006, 03:18:00 AM »

I doubt it. Spam members try to join all the time.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 20, 2006, 05:26:28 AM »

But now he has two threads with no spam in them! hmmmmm

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 20, 2006, 11:16:12 PM »

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Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 21, 2006, 05:36:27 AM »

OOOOoOOoOoO!
Aww I was all excited about having a new member:(

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 21, 2006, 12:33:13 PM »

Yeah that used to happen to me, too.... once. Now I just jizz a little whenever toe or spooie manage to post.

Karmarose · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 21, 2006, 04:56:01 PM »

Worst Spam Post EVAR! *stamp*

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 21, 2006, 08:48:05 PM »

laughter...

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 23, 2006, 09:43:44 AM »

[doHTML]Lincoln and Kennedy's favorite color wa<a href="I think my favorite is green, but I also like dark pink and yellow.">s both blue[/url]. 

Andrew and Lyndon Johnson both had only one descending test<a href="I have one descending fudgsicle.">ticle.

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Jackie O. and whoever-the-fuck-Lincoln-was-married-to both <a href="Boobies.">were bitt[/url]en by werewolves, hence inheriting the terrible curse. 

Booth and Oswald both roleplayed as orcs. <a href="IDE has genital rabies.">

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Kennedy wanted to pull out of Vietnam, while Lincoln had always wanted to visit Vietnam on his travels, but his parents would only pay for Thailand.[/doHTML]

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 23, 2006, 06:42:59 PM »

If I take my balls out behind the shed and shoot them off will you at least watch?

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 24, 2006, 12:04:18 AM »

That depends, will the Flintstones marathon still be on Boomerang?

IDE · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 24, 2006, 12:10:47 AM »

I don't know. I don't have boomerang. I can't justify buying a channel just for superfriends and herculoids.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 12:10:12 AM »

We have it as a free preview right now. Three days of fucking Flintstones. Fuck. Is my dose of Looney Tunes and Top Cat so much to ask for?

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 12:15:32 AM »

I'm sure TC misses you... and his balls.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 07:31:25 AM »

Last night I was talking with one of my roommates about cartoons here in the US. Its funny how you guys just got anime like what, 4-5 years ago(cowboy bebop was the first one here) and people have like yearly conferences and shit and they all get dressed up and theres people obsessed with them and they think they are gods cause they "know" everything about them. Aaall for only 5 years of anime. While in other countries where we have had anime for 30 years people took it slowly and """less-nerdly""".
wtf im never dirnking again, im sooo hangover. its like back to the old times.

Bitch · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 09:47:17 AM »

Cowboy Bebop was the first anime here? What about Hello Kitty, Speed Racer, Astroboy, and Akira?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 11:16:03 AM »

Hello Kitty is the work of the devil.

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 11:41:58 AM »

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Last night I was talking with one of my roommates about cartoons here in the US. Its funny how you guys just got anime like what, 4-5 years ago(cowboy bebop was the first one here) and people have like yearly conferences and shit and they all get dressed up and theres people obsessed with them and they think they are gods cause they "know" everything about them. Aaall for only 5 years of anime. While in other countries where we have had anime for 30 years people took it slowly and """less-nerdly""".
wtf im never dirnking again, im sooo hangover. its like back to the old times.

I watched Voltron when I was little.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 05:00:14 PM »

No I didn't mean THAT kind of...blaaah forget it.

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 05:17:39 PM »

Protip: We've had anime here for over 30 years.

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 06:02:31 PM »

Let's not forget Battle of the Planets, G-Force...whatever you want to call it. And Gigantor was here even before that show.

Bitch · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 09:22:45 PM »

I'm pretty sure Sailor Moon's been around for quite a while, too.

What kind of anime did you mean, Faye? Generalized statements are not your friend.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 26, 2006, 10:03:09 PM »

Like mass commercials releases of anime in faithfully dubbed and subbed formats? Do many other countries actually have that?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 27, 2006, 05:55:25 AM »

Nonooo the new generation oneeeeeeesss
Fuck I forgot Sailor Moon, ok thats the earliest one! I'll give you that!

Derrick · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 27, 2006, 06:28:34 AM »

Dragon Ball and the Transformers.

Author Topic: Lincoln and Kennedy Coincidences (Read 15699 times)

Pelethan