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« on: Nov 02, 2006, 06:32:04 AM »
http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/Issues/200...ews/norman.html

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A videotaped sworn statement has surfaced that bolsters the contention that Florida Attorney General and Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist had a recent romantic relationship with a convicted felon and former travel aide to U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris.

Last week, I reported that 21-year-old GOP staffer Jason Wetherington had claimed to credible sources that he had a sexual relationship with the 50-year-old Crist and had identified the frontrunner's "long-term partner" as Bruce Carlton Jordan, who remains on state probation after serving a 30-day jail sentence for a conviction on grand theft and forgery charges.

Crist has repeatedly denied that he is gay and, with the election looming next week, has recently become more vocal in his stance against adoption by gay couples and in support of an amendment to the U.S. Constitution to ban gay marriage.

Crist's campaign spokeswoman, Vivian Myrtetus, responded to my questions with an e-mail: "Wild, false rumors like this one are a sad commentary on the politics of personal destruction which is so hurtful to the political process," she wrote. "This is a completely false story from a convicted felon."

Evidence, however, is piling up that he and Jordan, whom the GOP candidate claims not to remember ever having met, had a relationship and that his Republican opponent Tom Gallagher knew about it prior to the September 5 primary vote.

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« Reply #1 on: Nov 02, 2006, 03:35:59 PM »
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/loca...5112770,00.html

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former gay male escort is going public on the eve of Colorado voting on two ballot issues relating to gay marriage, claiming a three-year sexual relationship with a prominent Colorado Springs pastor who has been an outspoken opponent of same-sex unions.
A Denver resident identifying himself as Mike Jones said he had a sexual relationship with Ted Haggard, founder of the 14,000-member New Life Church and president of the National Association of Evangelicals.

During an appearance today on the Peter Boyles show on KHOW 630 AM radio, Jones said "After sitting back and contemplating this issue, the biggest reason (for exposing it) is being a gay man all my life, I have experience with my friends, some great sadness of people that were in a relationship through the years" and were not able to enjoy the same rights and privileges as a married man and woman.

"I felt it was my responsibility to my fellow brothers and sisters, that I had to take a stand, and I cannot sit back anymore and hear (what) to me is an anti-gay message."

KUSA Channel 9 spoke to Haggard yesterday outside his Colorado Springs home, and he told a reporter Jones was lying.

"I’ve never had a gay relationship with anybody, and I’m steady with my wife. I’m faithful to my wife," said Haggard.

Jones on Thursday said that the denial is a lie.

"Yes he is (lying)," said Jones. "He had a relationship with me. We had gay sex."

Jones also said during his appearance with Boyles that he was paid money by Haggard, who made frequent trips to Denver for sexual liaisons, that he has recorded voicemails and a letter from Haggard, and that he had also witnessed Haggard use methamphetamine.

Jones offered to take a polygraph examination concerning his claim, and Boyles said that will occur Friday during his morning radio show.
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 02, 2006, 08:56:00 PM »
Jeb's been considered gay.  That damn queen.

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« Reply #3 on: Nov 02, 2006, 11:27:02 PM »
This is the gayest state ever.
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 06, 2006, 04:14:32 PM »
We vote for Mayor next week. One of the 2 front runners is openly gay. He's not a republican though!

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« Reply #5 on: Nov 06, 2006, 04:22:59 PM »
Is he an evangelical?
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 07, 2006, 04:30:40 PM »
I'm not sure what that means so... no.

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« Reply #7 on: Nov 09, 2006, 01:27:20 AM »
Kinky Friedman didn't win Texas.  Of course we all knew he wouldn't, but still, I cry.  I voted for you, Kinky!

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« Reply #8 on: Nov 09, 2006, 05:48:40 AM »
I don't know who won here and I don't really care. We still get 30% of federal taxes which i consider BULLSHIT and i shouldn't be charged for no goddamn federal taxes! :angry:
On the other hand, I hope it was Randell cause I met him before and he's so nice(and eat  A LOT of burgers). The republican one was a football player. wtf, this is not california, wrooong state.

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« Reply #9 on: Nov 09, 2006, 10:48:12 AM »
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I'm not sure what that means so... no.
He is refrencing the Rev. Haggard scandal. Rev. Haggard was a leader in the evangelical church and was opposed to Gay marriage, but recently a man came forward and said that Haggard had not only bought Meth from him, but paid him for Sex. Haggard ended up having to step down from his postion.


We only have 270 registered voters at my local voting place, and I think they said that 250 of them voted. Which is the highest turn out I think they've ever had. Only 20 people didn't vote.

 

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« Reply #10 on: Nov 09, 2006, 12:14:34 PM »
Time to get the local posse to go fuck them up.  Missoura-style!  *twangs bango*
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 09, 2006, 04:23:43 PM »
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I don't know who won here and I don't really care. We still get 30% of federal taxes which i consider BULLSHIT and i shouldn't be charged for no goddamn federal taxes!
THEN SERIOUSLY!

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« Reply #12 on: Nov 09, 2006, 06:33:37 PM »
Forget about it. I'm actually trying to lose 'em boobs. I don't like them anymore.

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« Reply #13 on: Nov 09, 2006, 10:19:01 PM »
You're finally getting the sex change? You'll make a good gay guy.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #14 on: Nov 09, 2006, 10:46:32 PM »
You don't like your boobs anymore?  But you were so proud.  Why?  Well if you ever need new ones, I'll rent you mine.

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« Reply #15 on: Nov 10, 2006, 04:04:29 PM »
Or the producer from Borat, he had massive moobs.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #16 on: Nov 11, 2006, 09:56:12 AM »
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You don't like your boobs anymore?  But you were so proud.  Why?  Well if you ever need new ones, I'll rent you mine.
Yeah but they attract more attention than I want!

What size are yours?? I'm 32/34 c

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« Reply #17 on: Nov 11, 2006, 10:32:21 AM »
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You don't like your boobs anymore?  But you were so proud.  Why?  Well if you ever need new ones, I'll rent you mine.
I'll take them for a while if no one else wants them.

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« Reply #18 on: Nov 11, 2006, 02:06:39 PM »
I heard they taste good with teriaki sauce.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #19 on: Nov 12, 2006, 02:08:19 AM »
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You don't like your boobs anymore?  But you were so proud.  Why?  Well if you ever need new ones, I'll rent you mine.
I'll take them for a while if no one else wants them.
Dude, they're not abandoned puppies.   :lol:  

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« Reply #20 on: Nov 12, 2006, 11:10:59 AM »
They will be soon enough!

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #21 on: Nov 12, 2006, 02:37:31 PM »
You men have no idea how difficult it is to have boobs. Hell I was inthe track team in my school till I got boobs and i couldn't run fast anymore cause they would bounce and hurt.
Plus if they are super big, it actually makes you have pain in your back . Now that has never happened to me, but I know some girls who had to get a boobs reduction cause their back was getting fucked up. They ain't a joke!

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« Reply #22 on: Nov 12, 2006, 03:57:12 PM »
Yes, well. You have no idea what it's like to have a penis. And then get kicked in the penis. We'd trade that pain for breast induced pain anyday.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #23 on: Nov 12, 2006, 04:11:19 PM »
My cock always get in the way of me running.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #24 on: Nov 12, 2006, 05:14:01 PM »
Oh well yeah now that I think about it, there's one thng that boobs don't do that balls do: sweat.  

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« Reply #25 on: Nov 12, 2006, 05:45:37 PM »
And itch. My balls always fucking itch.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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« Reply #26 on: Nov 12, 2006, 07:48:32 PM »
i have 3 testicles in my tanuki pouch.

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« Reply #27 on: Nov 12, 2006, 09:39:31 PM »
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And itch. My balls always fucking itch.
powder them then :lol:  

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« Reply #28 on: Nov 12, 2006, 09:47:08 PM »
That never works. The sweat cakes up into a paste, and it's like I have playdough between my legs. I just squirt some axe down there to cool em down.  
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« Reply #29 on: Nov 12, 2006, 10:16:25 PM »
hahah ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wouldn't the alcohol in the axe hurt down there? i would imagine so, it's such a sensitive area