Author Topic: I'm speechless (Read 9735 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Oct 12, 2006, 07:15:04 PM »

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20548077-13762,00.html

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 12, 2006, 07:34:41 PM »

The bolded first part of that article is excellent.

IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 13, 2006, 03:01:36 AM »

She's like the female version of william wallace.

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 13, 2006, 09:53:09 AM »

What a......SHOCKING experience. HA HA!

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 13, 2006, 03:14:42 PM »

^Stupid.

Now someone needs to draw a cartoon of this. I elect Rampage.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 13, 2006, 04:27:38 PM »

Ok how about.....

Well she sure does have an Electric personality.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 13, 2006, 07:39:19 PM »

The phrase" you are gonna eat lightin' and crap thunder" from Rocky comes to my mind

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 15, 2006, 12:23:49 AM »

I bet she got a charge out of that.

Huh? Huh? Yeah....I know. I R the Awesome.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 15, 2006, 10:15:52 AM »

The "R" in that sentence stands for "Retarded". You "Retarded" the Awesome.

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 16, 2006, 12:22:10 AM »

I wonder if Carrot Top has to live with this prejudice?

Hey...How about this one:

I guess we know what happens when you eat a Battery Burrito.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 16, 2006, 12:11:44 PM »

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I wonder if Carrot Top has to live with this prejudice?

Every day, my friend. Every day.

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 16, 2006, 12:20:31 PM »

He is a modern day MLK Jr.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 16, 2006, 12:30:58 PM »

He's a modern day Rosa Parks!

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 16, 2006, 01:18:42 PM »

One day our Children's children shall read about his struggle, but won't get Carrot Top day off from school...the bastards.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 18, 2006, 04:24:35 AM »

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^Stupid.

Now someone needs to draw a cartoon of this. I elect Rampage.

I might... I would... too lazy right now though

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 19, 2006, 05:42:21 AM »

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Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 19, 2006, 08:12:36 AM »

Darn you.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 02, 2006, 08:17:06 PM »

Dammit, I can't find my naughty Victorian limerick book. :angry: There was one about a guy with testacles of brass -something about "when it was bad weather, his balls clapped together and lightning shot out of his ass." My brother would have called him a fun date back in the day.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 02, 2006, 09:27:49 PM »

Ben Franklin and his kite make it a foursome!

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 03, 2006, 04:15:38 AM »

Franklin is Colonial, not Victorian. Now we are getting into some Necrophilia shit.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 03, 2006, 05:40:42 AM »

Rama this is your second post talking about dead people. Who's into that? hahaaaaaaaa I'm such a smartass yeah B)

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 05, 2006, 09:17:54 PM »

I didn't mention Franklin because of "Victorian", I mentioned him because of "lightning".

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 06, 2006, 08:57:54 AM »

Still doesn't change the fact that he'd be dead in the Victorian era, and thus unable to have the foursome. Unless he was zombiefed that is.

And Zombie Franklin would be more into Brains and Turkeys I think.

Nikola Tesla would have been a better choice. He was very much alive in the Victorian Era, and a master of electricity in the vein of Franklin.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 06, 2006, 10:43:32 PM »

I don't give a fuck about Nikola Tesla. It was a Ben Franklin joke. He doesn't have to still be alive.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 07, 2006, 05:32:32 AM »

Omg Rama, you and your Tesla rays

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 07, 2006, 07:14:53 AM »

Coils. Tesla Coils.

IDE · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 07, 2006, 01:17:49 PM »

There was some talk of a death ray...

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 07, 2006, 02:22:26 PM »

Why, is Doug back?

IDE · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 07, 2006, 09:33:01 PM »

Back to the 1930s? I hope not...who knows what havoc he'd wreak on the time line with his pedolicious chicanery.

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 07, 2006, 11:23:59 PM »

He claimed to have invented a Death Ray that could destroy an entire squadron of airplanes with one shot, but he died before he could really explain how it worked or if he even really had invented such a ray in the first place. No prototypes or notes where found on the subject after his death. Some people think that if he had in fact invented a ray like this, it would have been seized by the military on his death. In fact the Office of Alien Property did seize his papers after his death, despite the fact he was a citzen of the US.

Tesla also said he could transfer energy anywhere in the world without the use of wires, but never said how that would be achieved. Although some people point that the Tunguska Blast of 1909 may have been the results of one of his failed experiments with that technology.