"You can't kill this miracle!" say the swarm anti-abortionists that have collected in sewers as I approach with my coat hanger.
"This menace must be stopped!" I exclaim, puncutating the rusty instrument in the air.
"Why do you hate babies!?" squeal the pro-life piglets.
"Because he should not multiply!"
"Just because the baby's an alien!?"
".............. An alien?"