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« Reply #1 on: Sep 07, 2006, 08:09:03 PM »
That's ONE DAY OLD nigga!
Today's news: Miss Firecrotch, aka la Lohan got her purse stolen today at the london airport. supposeddly the shit inside it was valued in 1 million dollars? bullshit

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 07, 2006, 08:27:19 PM »
She should have kept her purse in her pussylips.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #3 on: Sep 07, 2006, 08:52:43 PM »
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That's ONE DAY OLD nigga!
Today's news: Miss Firecrotch, aka la Lohan got her purse stolen today at the london airport. supposeddly the shit inside it was valued in 1 million dollars? bullshit
If it's a day old, then why is the article dated, September 7th (today), say "early this Thursday"?   Today's Thursday, so no matter what coast you're on, it happened today.
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 07, 2006, 08:54:33 PM »
Zero wins.

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« Reply #5 on: Sep 07, 2006, 09:49:20 PM »
in the am hours, between 1 or 2 or even 3 am! that has always been considered "last night"
you know, like in "last night around 2am i went to this place"
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 07, 2006, 09:50:35 PM »
I know what you mean (I do it too), but it's not "last night" in the technical sense.

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 07, 2006, 10:24:50 PM »
And it certainly doesn't qualify the news as being "over a day old", expecially when the news broke at like 7am this morning.
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 07, 2006, 10:27:21 PM »
Let's just all agree Faye is dumb.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #9 on: Sep 08, 2006, 01:42:59 AM »
"Last night" ends at 11:59:59 PM god dammit.
« Last Edit: Sep 08, 2006, 01:43:11 AM by Max Con »
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 08, 2006, 03:02:22 AM »
When my first feature film comes out I will have long left these boards so archive everything now to use as blackmail or to cash in a quick buck with the celebrity rags.

 

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« Reply #11 on: Sep 08, 2006, 09:42:26 AM »
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Let's just all agree Faye is dumb.
Let's all agree that the only ass tom gets is from his dog.

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 08, 2006, 10:10:33 AM »
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Let's just all agree Faye is dumb.
Let's all agree that the only ass tom gets is from his dog.
Hah hah hah hah  :faye:  

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« Reply #13 on: Sep 08, 2006, 01:55:50 PM »
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Let's just all agree Faye is dumb.
Let's all agree that the only ass tom gets is from his dog.
That was funny faye.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #14 on: Sep 08, 2006, 03:44:12 PM »
Let's all agree that the sooner we stop paying attention to Phucking Heiress-Whore the sooner she'll go away.

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« Reply #15 on: Sep 08, 2006, 05:00:49 PM »
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Let's just all agree Faye is dumb.
Let's all agree that the only ass tom gets is from his dog.
As long as it's not the dog in your pic, I think I'd be alright. Goddamned that thing needs to be aborted.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #16 on: Sep 08, 2006, 08:40:56 PM »
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"Last night" ends at 11:59:59 PM god dammit.
So you're saying when it's 11:59:59 PM it's suddenly the next day?

Max Con belongs to a hyper-intelligent race of mole people who do things one... uh... millisecond (?) ahead of everyone else

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« Reply #17 on: Sep 08, 2006, 09:14:44 PM »
11:59:59 PM is the end. 12:00:00 AM is the beginning!
10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

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« Reply #18 on: Sep 09, 2006, 10:27:20 AM »
The end is the beginning, is the end.
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« Reply #19 on: Sep 09, 2006, 01:37:23 PM »
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Let's all agree that the sooner we stop paying attention to Phucking Heiress-Whore the sooner she'll go away.
Exactly.

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« Reply #20 on: Sep 09, 2006, 06:57:27 PM »
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Let's just all agree Faye is dumb.
Let's all agree that the only ass tom gets is from his dog.
As long as it's not the dog in your pic, I think I'd be alright. Goddamned that thing needs to be aborted.
How dare you say something like that about Munchkin!!!

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« Reply #21 on: Sep 10, 2006, 01:14:49 AM »
Pain and suiffering...this is all that awaits those who can't believe in themsevles