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« Reply #1 on: Sep 04, 2006, 08:54:33 AM »
There's more here
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/04/a...rwin/index.html


How fucking sad, he was the baddest motherfucker of them all :(  :(  :(  :(  

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 04, 2006, 08:57:28 AM »
FUCKING HELL YEAH BABY!
Serves that motherfucking Animal molestor right. You play with fire long enough you're going to get burned, and he got burned by a sniper Stingray!
Still, that really must make all the dangerous animals in the animal kingdom feel like pussies.

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« Reply #3 on: Sep 04, 2006, 04:18:30 PM »
I was surprised.

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« Reply #4 on: Sep 04, 2006, 04:53:53 PM »
I wasn't.

Except for the stingray part.
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 04, 2006, 05:15:56 PM »
I've swam around sting rays before in Cancun, never again!

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« Reply #6 on: Sep 04, 2006, 05:45:16 PM »
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I wasn't.

Except for the stingray part.
Same here.  That it was a stingray was the freakish part of all.  I thought it was a joke when I first heard about it.  I always thought he'd get chomped by a croc or at least mauled by a big cat.

Either way, Nuri is very very sad.

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 04, 2006, 07:30:12 PM »
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Crikey!
I wonder if he yelled that as the stingray ripped into his heart.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #8 on: Sep 04, 2006, 08:23:47 PM »
i hope you get your penis cut off.

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« Reply #9 on: Sep 04, 2006, 08:31:49 PM »
Naw, he said "URK! BLAAAAHHHG!" Then DIED.  BWAHAHAHH! Good riddance.

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« Reply #10 on: Sep 04, 2006, 09:43:07 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: Sep 04, 2006, 09:50:52 PM »
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i hope you get your penis cut off.
Good luck with that, it's so massive in girth that you'd need a blade made of molecular sharpened diamond.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 04, 2006, 10:04:55 PM »
o_o Poor Kary.

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« Reply #13 on: Sep 04, 2006, 10:10:06 PM »
She doesn't seem to mind.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #14 on: Sep 04, 2006, 11:46:15 PM »
Her vag, on the other hand, has already concocted an escape plan with Harriet Beecher Stowe.

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« Reply #15 on: Sep 05, 2006, 12:53:24 AM »
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Crikey!
I wonder if he yelled that as the stingray ripped into his heart.
I imagine it was just "Gurgle" since he was underwater.  

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« Reply #16 on: Sep 05, 2006, 08:27:41 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/05/i...eath/index.html


Well dooh! That was obvious. i'll give it one more day till it gets to YouTube. And of course I'm not gonna watch that shit. I really hope it doesn't get (the video) leaked in the internet.
I was going to watch the Larry King show tonight to see the guy there but I can't, it's too sad :(  :(  :(  :(  :(  

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« Reply #17 on: Sep 05, 2006, 12:46:54 PM »
From news story about kids coping with the death:
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Daniel, 11, asked: "Why did it have to be Steve Irwin? Why couldn't it be someone older like Sean Connery?"
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« Reply #18 on: Sep 05, 2006, 12:59:54 PM »
Because he would have caught the barb, and proceeded to fuck the Sting Ray to death. He's all man.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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« Reply #19 on: Sep 05, 2006, 09:26:44 PM »
The old stingray turbo twist death strike...

can't believe he fell for that one...I thought he was supposed to be a professional.

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« Reply #20 on: Sep 06, 2006, 12:21:03 AM »
They didn't call him Stingray Hunter, after all...probably because he sucked at it.

Anyway, I very much hated to hear about it, despite the few fucktards I've seen around acting like it's a good thing, or something equally indicative of non-descended gonad caliber immaturity.  The guy was a showman who turned his animal nerdiness into a sensation.  Not many people get to do that.
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« Reply #21 on: Sep 21, 2006, 12:22:09 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/19/c...vice/index.html

Can it be that I'm PMS-ing before time, or did anyone else cried when Rusell Crowe did his speech?