Author Topic: uno dos tres (Read 93660 times)

IDE · « **Reply #240 on:** Sep 10, 2011, 01:33:54 AM »

determined*

B E C K · « **Reply #241 on:** Sep 11, 2011, 12:06:53 AM »

And her transmission of her genital warts to you symbolizes the cartels and their gangs blistering though our borders?

Rama · « **Reply #242 on:** Sep 11, 2011, 01:21:17 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Sep 10, 2011, 01:33:32 AM

Wrong aDam! Everything will be determine by signs and omens!

For example:

mini mex said not only is this the biggest dick she's ever taken it was also the best sex she's ever had.

Clearly this is a sign of the relationship between our two nations! We are the bigger better country and they can't get enough of our ginormous cock.

Then later I continued pounding the shit out of her vag and she eventually got sore.

This represents how we manipulate the price of produce and basically tell them how much we're going to pay for oranges.

But after she got sore I didn't keep pounding her until she died, instead I took her to marie calendar's for pie and coffee.

This represents us signing the NAFTA agreement in an effort to make economic peace with south america.

Have you ever considered seeing a psychiatrist?

IDE · « **Reply #243 on:** Sep 11, 2011, 03:33:57 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Sep 11, 2011, 12:06:53 AM

And her transmission of her genital warts to you symbolizes the cartels and their gangs blistering though our borders?

Gross! She didn't have any abnormalities on her vag. I haven't come this far to be struck down by your mortal venereal diseases. If I'm going to get one it will be from fucking a Lamia or some other mythical creature.

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Have you ever considered seeing a psychiatrist?

Yes, have you?

Rama · « **Reply #244 on:** Sep 11, 2011, 06:43:39 PM »

Yes.

IDE · « **Reply #245 on:** Sep 12, 2011, 05:32:10 AM »

Jolly Good.

IDE · « **Reply #246 on:** Sep 28, 2011, 02:46:02 AM »

KALOO KALLAY!

I'm hunting a 19 yr old!

She didn't text me back today though.

I probably shouldn't have told her I have 3 balls this early in our courtship, but I think I can recover.

Sam · « **Reply #247 on:** Sep 29, 2011, 03:46:35 PM »

I'm disappointed. I keep clicking on this thread thinking it'll be about The Offspring.

B E C K · « **Reply #248 on:** Sep 29, 2011, 04:23:53 PM »

I remember when I bought Ixnay on the Hombre and the cashier was all telling me about how they (the Offspring) were sell-outs. And then Americana came out. Hyuck.

Fiero · « **Reply #249 on:** Sep 30, 2011, 01:40:04 AM »

You know who sells out? People who like money.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #250 on:** Sep 30, 2011, 08:54:25 AM »

Jake Busey on vocals!

B E C K · « **Reply #251 on:** Oct 02, 2011, 12:23:24 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Sep 30, 2011, 01:40:04 AM

You know who sells out? People who like money.

Well, you pretty much have to. Especially when you need to raise that $200K to feed joor famblee!

IDE · « **Reply #252 on:** Oct 02, 2011, 01:41:43 AM »

hey HEY!

what are you guys talking about?

This thread is about me getting all kinds of poon that I should be too old to get!

Stay on topic!

B E C K · « **Reply #253 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 12:05:31 AM »

Let's talk about poon you should be too young to get. Like Hedda Bolgar.

Rama · « **Reply #254 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 01:18:23 AM »

Judy Dench.

IDE · « **Reply #255 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 05:35:35 AM »

Gilda Radner

B E C K · « **Reply #256 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 01:22:24 PM »

Hey, old living poon, not dead. Have some respect!

Rama · « **Reply #257 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 03:47:49 PM »

Yeah! Besides you'd be way to tired to hit that after all that digging. Not to mention when G.E. Smith shows up swinging his guitar.

IDE · « **Reply #258 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 07:02:37 PM »

I forgot she was dead :/

B E C K · « **Reply #259 on:** Oct 03, 2011, 11:41:09 PM »

Dude, two Gilda Radners could have lived and died in the time Hedda Bolgar has lived.

IDE · « **Reply #260 on:** Oct 05, 2011, 08:14:57 PM »

This is a momentous day for this thread!

I'm only talking to like 4 chicks but 2 of them are under 20!

That hasn't happened since the start of this thread back when I was in college!

God Bless America!

Fiero · « **Reply #261 on:** Oct 05, 2011, 08:31:54 PM »

Oh, well then I guess we can close it now.

IDE · « **Reply #262 on:** Oct 05, 2011, 09:07:24 PM »

Only if I bang them both. Then everything will have come full circle and I'll open the Quatro Cinco Seis thread.

IDE · « **Reply #263 on:** Oct 06, 2011, 03:26:51 AM »

B E C K · « **Reply #264 on:** Oct 06, 2011, 12:15:50 PM »

Crap, now I'll have to steal my script ideas elsewhere.

Rama · « **Reply #265 on:** Oct 06, 2011, 12:52:35 PM »

It's ok...I'm sure I'll post something you can steal soon.

IDE · « **Reply #266 on:** Oct 25, 2011, 10:34:43 PM »

I forgot to write that movie idea down! Well at least no one can steal it now...

New movie idea!

2 guys, one is an online dating lothario who is juggling 13 chicks from the web the other is Me (a guy who juggles 13 chicks offline) they meet and each one thinks that the other has it easy until they decided to trade places!

...

FUCK! that idea sucks! The one that I forgot was 10 times better.

Fiero · « **Reply #267 on:** Oct 25, 2011, 11:09:33 PM »

Maybe you shouldn't be a writer, just an actor.

IDE · « **Reply #268 on:** Oct 26, 2011, 12:47:10 AM »

You gotta be both these days. Don't worry I'm pretty sure that last idea was similar to the first draft of The Matrix.

Rama · « **Reply #269 on:** Oct 26, 2011, 12:56:41 AM »

I'd say that idea is comparable to most films these days. I mean someone green lite the Zookeeper, someone thought Jack and Jill was a good idea.