Author Topic: uno dos tres (Read 93677 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #210 on:** Sep 01, 2011, 01:10:13 AM »

LOLOLOLOL ... At least one of them was an illegal.

Rama · « **Reply #211 on:** Sep 01, 2011, 01:15:55 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Sep 01, 2011, 12:32:25 AM

That's one way across the border.

Don't let them find out that no matter how much you suck on it...a green card won't come out of your dick.

Course I'm sure you meant women with Mexican heritage and not actual citizens of Mexico and thus my joke is ruined. So thanks for that you thoughtless bastard!

Edit: Then you go and post that and totally redeem yourself.

Fiero · « **Reply #212 on:** Sep 01, 2011, 03:47:11 PM »

I love this forum.

B E C K · « **Reply #213 on:** Sep 01, 2011, 10:40:08 PM »

And it loves you. In that way.

Rama · « **Reply #214 on:** Sep 01, 2011, 11:28:34 PM »

Which is why there are so many forum sized condom wrappers laying around.

IDE · « **Reply #215 on:** Sep 02, 2011, 12:43:34 AM »

ugh...what's this urge?

For some reason I now too want to pound out an illegal immigrant!

And then call the INS after I'm done with her!

I'm getting hard just thinking about it!

Fiero · « **Reply #216 on:** Sep 02, 2011, 04:11:28 AM »

I wouldn't do that. There is no honor in it.

IDE · « **Reply #217 on:** Sep 02, 2011, 11:15:06 AM »

What? Sure there is! America's Honor!

I'll be doing my part to rid the country of foreign invaders!

IDE · « **Reply #218 on:** Sep 02, 2011, 11:22:22 AM »

Hung out with ex girlfriend. Total negative experience. No sex and covered in bite marks.

inb4 foiled rape joke

IDE · « **Reply #219 on:** Sep 02, 2011, 04:29:53 PM »

Oh god I was in a cast and crew meeting for the short film I'm working on. It's all these cute nerd girls who cosplay and shit. I popped like 17 boners just being in the same room with them I was afraid that whenever I spoke it was going to come out as super deep preternatural demon voice.

Funny part was that the one that was the most interested had her boyfriend there and I couldn't help feeling like Kevin Nash when he calls out all the guys in the crowd who have their wives and girlfriends with them for being fools to bring them anywhere near Big Sexy.

Fiero · « **Reply #220 on:** Sep 04, 2011, 12:19:55 AM »

There is no honor in it. To send them back to such a shithole is dishonorable.

IDE · « **Reply #221 on:** Sep 04, 2011, 03:26:45 AM »

Nigga you must be trollin.

Rounding them up and gassing them would be dishonorable.

Fiero · « **Reply #222 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 11:07:07 AM »

I assure you I am not trolling.

I know so many illegals personally and have heard how things are. Being second class citizens here is far better than being in the shit hole that is Mexico, especially the border states.

IDE · « **Reply #223 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 02:25:50 PM »

Well they can go back and sink on their own ship instead of fucking us over.

Fiero · « **Reply #224 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 03:42:02 PM »

The whole world is sinking.

joe · « **Reply #225 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 03:55:39 PM »

What?! Since when?!

Somebody get Kevin Costner!

Fiero · « **Reply #226 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 04:04:22 PM »

I was hoping for more of a Pirates of Blackwater sort of scenario.

The D · « **Reply #227 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 05:52:02 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Aug 26, 2011, 10:08:03 PM

I'm doing this short indy film that is being done by 19 yr old girls. I can't even look at them for very long without feeling my fangs start to lengthen. When they're trying to talk to me all I see are their pulsating nubile vaginas glowing bright pink through their panties, and the urge to feed upon them drives me near to madness.

The sad thing for you is most of these girls already have been taken multiple times since they were 13....

Quote from: IDE on Sep 02, 2011, 04:29:53 PM

It's all these cute nerd girls who cosplay and shit.

After watching footage of Comic con of the hot cosplaying chicks I wonder why it is my fate that I have not dated such cute and sexy and geeky cosplay girls in my life... the only girls I have dated weren't even remotely geeky.

I must be cursed to die alone after heroically saving the Earth from itself.

IDE · « **Reply #228 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 09:17:12 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Sep 06, 2011, 03:42:02 PM

The whole world is sinking.

Noy shitat! Surely you have dyed your hair black and combed it over one side covering your left eye!

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #229 on:** Sep 07, 2011, 09:39:46 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Sep 06, 2011, 04:04:22 PM

I was hoping for more of a Pirates of Blackwater sort of scenario.

Dark Water?

Fiero · « **Reply #230 on:** Sep 07, 2011, 03:28:34 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 07, 2011, 09:39:46 AM

Quote from: Fiero on Sep 06, 2011, 04:04:22 PM
I was hoping for more of a Pirates of Blackwater sort of scenario.

Dark Water?

Yes. Fuck. But yes, that.

IDE · « **Reply #231 on:** Sep 07, 2011, 08:44:50 PM »

Darkwater Blackwater whatever If you don't speak english and/or don't belong here GEEETTT THHHEEEE FUCCKKK OUUTT!

My ancestors didn't kill all the indians so foreigners could invade without being shot.

Fiero · « **Reply #232 on:** Sep 08, 2011, 09:39:27 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Sep 07, 2011, 08:44:50 PM

My ancestors didn't kill all the indians so foreigners could invade without being shot.

I don't know how to respond to such asshattery. So I'll make the poo dance.

IDE · « **Reply #233 on:** Sep 08, 2011, 10:04:42 PM »

This isn't asshattery sonny jim!

I don't really have to go down the laundry list of why illegal immigrants are crap for this country do I?

I'll assume you already know all the damage they cause to our infrastructure and just don't care cause you're a communist pinko hippy.

Or wait...you're saying they're good for banging...

hmm...I hadn't thought about that before...

that and near slave labor would be the only things they bring to the table...

but banging is pretty huge in my book as you've all noticed I'm sure.

Can we sell out America for vag?

IDE · « **Reply #234 on:** Sep 08, 2011, 10:07:47 PM »

The "mini-mex" as I've dubbed her, is coming over tomorrow.

I will decide after nailing her the worth of mexican poon and your arguments.

Fiero · « **Reply #235 on:** Sep 08, 2011, 10:20:27 PM »

And you wonder why Gwynn thinks you're a dick.

IDE · « **Reply #236 on:** Sep 09, 2011, 04:47:57 AM »

I'm just say and doing what everyone is thinking about saying and doing.

and I'm doing it for the fat neck beards out there everywhere!

This is for you guys!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #237 on:** Sep 09, 2011, 09:24:30 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Sep 08, 2011, 10:07:47 PM

The "mini-mex" as I've dubbed her, is coming over tomorrow.

I will decide after nailing her the worth of mexican poon and your arguments.

Can I assume that you've fucked enough white chicks to understand how stupid that argument is? That you can't gage the sexual prowess of an entire racial group by one person? Maybe, just maybe, people are all different and there are as many good or bad lays in all groups, accounting for fucked up cultural repression in some circles.

Rama · « **Reply #238 on:** Sep 09, 2011, 12:28:03 PM »

Your logic and reason have no place here aDam!

IDE · « **Reply #239 on:** Sep 10, 2011, 01:33:32 AM »

Wrong aDam! Everything will be determine by signs and omens!

For example:

mini mex said not only is this the biggest dick she's ever taken it was also the best sex she's ever had.

Clearly this is a sign of the relationship between our two nations! We are the bigger better country and they can't get enough of our ginormous cock.

Then later I continued pounding the shit out of her vag and she eventually got sore.

This represents how we manipulate the price of produce and basically tell them how much we're going to pay for oranges.

But after she got sore I didn't keep pounding her until she died, instead I took her to marie calendar's for pie and coffee.

This represents us signing the NAFTA agreement in an effort to make economic peace with south america.